WWF: didnt watch. happy for cody. (2021 - 2023)

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SonicRulez posted:

WWE sucks and is awful. She should have known that. I feel bad for her. I dunno about Carmella and Liv though, I don't know if I've ever seen either of them be good wrestlers.

Is Sasha still in the wind?

Carmella is objectively bad, Liv is someone viewed as has untapped potential held back by being in WWE like Tay Conti so shes only average to below average but very very popular and yeah theres something there.

Toni Storm is one of the best women on their roster and they are just not using her.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:39

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# ? May 26, 2024 21:06

Slaapaav: Mar 3, 2006; by Azathoth

its a wrestler and i expect to see muta stuff

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:40

Vandar: Sep 14, 2007; Isn't That Right, Chairman?

Carmella is a fine wrestler who occasionally in the past has been very good. She'd probably be able to improve quite a bit if she got the stink of the WWE off of her.

Liv is very solid and will absolutely have Tay-esque levels of improvement once the WWE releases her.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:44

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004; Can't post for 29 hours!

SonicRulez posted:

WWE sucks and is awful. She should have known that. I feel bad for her. I dunno about Carmella and Liv though, I don't know if I've ever seen either of them be good wrestlers.

Is Sasha still in the wind?

Carmella did have a decent match, ironically with Zelina, in a mixed tag one time back when she was buddies with R-Truth. No idea how she is in-ring these days though.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:46

mooseinfants: Dec 22, 2014

Carmella is a fine wrestler with a great look. Liv just had a really solid match with Bianca a couple weeks ago.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:52

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

Low Ki was right to bail on this shitstorm.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:53

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

None of us watch the show so twitter had to inform me this is the second week in a row where SmackDown had zero womens matches so yeah the last day of AEW debate seems quaint in comparison.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:54

That DICK!: Sep 28, 2010

Digital Jedi posted:

https://twitter.com/CarmellaWWE/status/1436508061947109376?s=20
https://twitter.com/yaonlylivvonce/status/1436511630884487173?s=21

Who can say where the road goes?

# ? Sep 11, 2021 04:55

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid posted:

None of us watch the show so twitter had to inform me this is the second week in a row where SmackDown had zero womens matches so yeah the last day of AEW debate seems quaint in comparison.

Correcting myself:

It's been three weeks.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:04

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

Lid posted:

Correcting myself:

It's been three weeks.

https://twitter.com/TheDrewYariShow/status/1436510425839980544?s=20

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:05

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Had to spend the last 48 hours hearing people cry about just an entrance theme song getting cut off on Dynamite.

Poor Zelina, she brought out that Uchiha gear and everything.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:05

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Davros1 posted:

https://twitter.com/TheDrewYariShow/status/1436510425839980544?s=20

https://twitter.com/NaomiWWE/status/1436529054123970565

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:09

zetamind2000: Nov 6, 2007; ~~I'm an alien.~~

Seams posted:

The only heat hot enough to melt steel beams

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:09

punchdaily: Nov 8, 2010

You must admit, when your first competition with actual growth since 1995 has it's biggest week ever, and you're served with the world's easiest PR lay-up, spiking it into your own worker's face is a bold move.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:11

Vandar: Sep 14, 2007; Isn't That Right, Chairman?

Nattie was backstage and ready to go tonight too.

https://twitter.com/NatbyNature/status/1436438212768116741?s=20

Blaise330 posted:

Had to spend the last 48 hours hearing people cry about just an entrance theme song getting cut off on Dynamite.

Poor Zelina, she brought out that Uchiha gear and everything.

I mean that's the difference between a company that cares and a company that doesn't. AEW tries to make the fans happy so when they have minor mistakes like cutting off Suzuki's song, it's noticeable and stands out.

If the WWE does that, it's just par for the course for them.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:11

SonicRulez: Aug 6, 2013; GOTTA GO FIST

Christ, I forgot they called Storm up. Poor her. No offense to Carms, but every time someone says she's above "Bad" I feel like she's getting graded on a massive curve. I've seen Carmella like hundreds of times and she can be carried to ok but nothing more.

That stat is wild though. If AEW went 3 weeks without a women's match, I can't even imagine the discourse that would be happening.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:11

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/joshynostalgia/status/1436515224417443843

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:12

Hirez: Feb 3, 2003; Weber scored 49 points?

Vandar posted:

Nattie was backstage and ready to go tonight too.

https://twitter.com/NatbyNature/status/1436438212768116741?s=20

Adam Cole forgot to take his mirror?

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:13

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

SonicRulez posted:

Christ, I forgot they called Storm up. Poor her. No offense to Carms, but every time someone says she's above "Bad" I feel like she's getting graded on a massive curve. I've seen Carmella like hundreds of times and she can be carried to ok but nothing more.

That stat is wild though. If AEW went 3 weeks without a women's match, I can't even imagine the discourse that would be happening.

This reddit post on Toni's main roster run is amazing

quote:

Week 1 - Defeated Zelina Vega in 2 minutes & 34 seconds. A total of 4 minutes of air time.

Week 2 - No Appearance.

Week 3 - No Appearance.

Week 4 - No Appearance.

Week 5 (including SummerSlam) - No Appearance.

Week 6 - No Appearance.

Week 7 - Backstage segment with Dolph Ziggler where he attempts to charm her, only for her to announce she's actually rooting for Rick Boogs in their match tonight. A total of 50 seconds of air time.

Week 8 - No Appearance.

Maybe we should grade Hikaru Shida on Dark on a curve.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:13

Vandar: Sep 14, 2007; Isn't That Right, Chairman?

Lid posted:

Correcting myself:

It's been three weeks.

They had a match on 8/27, it was a contendership match for the title, so it's only been two weeks.

STILL though.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:14

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

drat it gets sadder when I read about her dedicating the match to her father and having his name somewhere on her gear apparently? And that she used to go to MGS shows with her dad before he died.

The bookers are going to be upset when they realize what they did.... missing a chance to beat someone in their hometown for heeeeeeeeeat.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:15

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007; Can't post for 7 hours!

gives d women a chance

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:15

Davros1: Jul 19, 2007; You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible

And even when they have had to cut matches; like Andrade/PAC from All Out, they usually give at least a few days notice

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:16

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Eat My Fuc posted:

gives d women a chance

k the hashtag needs a lil workshopping

Side note, when the gently caress are Natty and Tamina defending their titles? They've lost 3 contender matches to Teegan and Nox and lost to Super Brutality.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:16

Dimebags Brain: Feb 18, 2013

Apparently Charlotte beat Rhea in a dark match too? This combination of words is probably infuriating to someone.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:17

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Blaise330 posted:

drat it gets sadder when I read about her dedicating the match to her father and having his name somewhere on her gear apparently? And that she used to go to MGS shows with her dad before he died.

The bookers are going to be upset when they realize what they did.... missing a chance to beat someone in their hometown for heeeeeeeeeat.

she was booked against Toni Storm and Liv Morgan so she was definitely losing even if the match happened

fake edit: that show had three matches in two hours.

Rampage had three matches in 40 minutes.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:17

Destroy My Sweater: Jul 24, 2009

best women's division in the world

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:18

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

WWE forgot :911:

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:18

Drakkel: May 6, 2007; IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Blaise330 posted:

k the hashtag needs a lil workshopping

Side note, when the gently caress are Natty and Tamina defending their titles? They've lost 3 contender matches to Teegan and Nox and lost to Super Brutality.

WELL it's 2 weeks until Extreme Rules so they have at least 2 non-title matches to lose until they defend them on the pre-show at the PPV and somehow beat a team they've lost to 15 times in the past 2 months

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:18

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Blaise330 posted:

k the hashtag needs a lil workshopping

Side note, when the gently caress are Natty and Tamina defending their titles? They've lost 3 contender matches to Teegan and Nox and lost to Super Brutality.

oh thats another thing Tegan Nox and Shotzi are just out in catering.

https://twitter.com/ShotziWWE/status/1436052817916084227

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:19

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Dimebags Brain posted:

Apparently Charlotte beat Rhea in a dark match too? This combination of words is probably infuriating to someone.

Not really? I don't think Rhea's winning the raw title in a smackdown dark match.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:19

Hefty Leftist: Jun 26, 2011; "You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

mearn posted:

They cut Zelina Vega, whose father died on 9/11, from tonight's show.

living up to her father by having her career crash and burn

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:19

JUNGLE BOY: Sep 23, 2019

wwe rules and i hope the gdt posters keep watching it

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:20

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

JUNGLE BOY posted:

wwe rules and i hope the gdt posters keep watching it

Gonna hit page 10 in a live thread before AEW hits 2 mil viewers.... maybe

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:20

Drakkel: May 6, 2007; IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

Did they really have the entire women's division show up to do literally nothing?

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:20

coconono: Aug 11, 2004; KISS ME KRIS

if this isn't an angle, the company's done.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:21

Dango Bango: Jul 26, 2007

JUNGLE BOY posted:

wwe rules and i hope the gdt posters keep watching it

Plan to if I have nothing better going on during a PPV. It's a great hate-watch

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:22

Rarity: Oct 21, 2010; ~*4 LIFE*~

God help me I will actually check out Roman/the Demon cause it turns out I'm still a dirty Finn Balor mark and even if it's just a transitional thing if he gets to hold the big belt I'm there :negative:

The treatment of the women is just sad

Vandar posted:

Liv is very solid and will absolutely have Tay-esque levels of improvement once the WWE releases her.

Liv's a hot blonde, she's not getting released

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:22

Blaise330: Aug 13, 2007; GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

coconono posted:

if this isn't an angle, the company's done.

Well last week Naomi was in a storyline with Sonya where Sonya keeps blowing her off as being too unimportant to put on the show. She talk Naomi "ask me again next week"

Guess she forgot to ask.

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:22

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Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Rarity posted:

Liv's a hot blonde, she's not getting released

Taynara Conti is in the very thing you quoted!

# ? Sep 11, 2021 05:23

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