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"WHO HAS TEN MAN TAG MATCHES IN THE OPENING MATCH?" Gee, Jim. That's not much more than six man tags which a certain company had a championship belt for.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:55 |
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Dawgstar posted:"WHO HAS TEN MAN TAG MATCHES IN THE OPENING MATCH?" Gee, Jim. That's not much more than six man tags which a certain company had a championship belt for. I don't know Jim, a company trying to sell a PPV by showcasing ten of their top talents?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 03:57 |
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I feel like JR complained about New Japan doing the same thing back in the day and it was also dumb then.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:02 |
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MassRafTer posted:Cornette and Maher are basically the same person. Cornette’s best jokes are Bill Maher jokes
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:04 |
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Davros1 posted:I don't know Jim, a company trying to sell a PPV by showcasing ten of their top talents? What gets me, and it shouldn't because it's me talking about Jim Cornette in the Year of Our Lord 2021 and I know better, is complaining that the first match is now apparently when you should go get your soda and popcorn and not watching the match that sets the tone for the entire card. Pretty sure the Midnights were in more than their share of hot openers but I guess I should have gone to get my giant foam finger then instead of watching.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:09 |
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Wouldn't the fans knowing the first match is the time to get popcorn or whatever imply they're aware this poo poo is scripted and wouldn't get a surprise awesome match? But, Jim, I thought the fans in your day were marks that thought it was all real?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 04:33 |
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Someone posted a text summary of his actual All Out review. Some real dumb stuff in here:quote:First comment: We had to suffer through a lot but we got a lot at the end. I want to highlight this in particular because this may be the thing that made me roll my eyes the most. quote:Said Eddie Kingston vs Miro was not bad but it really hurt Jon Moxley vs Satoshi Kojima because they did all the same spots. What a loving idiot.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 07:09 |
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quote:Lucha Bros vs Young Bucks. Did not enjoy the Lucha Bros entrance. Said that they tried to "kill the event". Fast forwarded a lot.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 07:19 |
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he hates rap, if anybody does a flip he fast forwards, hates matches with no rules, hates hardcore stuff, if there is more than one person moving at a time he doesn't know what's going on, is racist and the young bucks have insulted him to his face basically a perfect storm of a match to make cornette mad. the only way to get him to watch less of a match is if there's women wrestling.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 07:24 |
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Cole IS one of the boys, that was the entire point of how things were set up. And a manager in the ring being a DQ when they don't really do anything is stupid too. Christ, I remember managers jumping in, getting smacked and the match continuing happening in the 90's. Since Jim likes to talk about realism or whatever, wouldn't the rules being enforced that way just cause heels to have people interfere in front of the ref in every match to retain their titles? Zombie Lemur fucked around with this message at 07:40 on Sep 8, 2021 |
# ? Sep 8, 2021 07:36 |
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i nominate Brad Shep be quarantined here too https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1435440556176515073 https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1435098872142090240 Lid fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Sep 8, 2021 |
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Zombie Lemur posted:Cole IS one of the boys, that was the entire point of how things were set up. It was more egregious that the ref didn't eject Don for helping set up a table imo.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 07:57 |
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TheKingslayer posted:It was more egregious that the ref didn't eject Don for helping set up a table imo. An ejection would be a totally reasonable way to book it. Or have some stipulation where Kenny loses the title if any of the Elite interfere. Edit: As a reason for there being no interference, not as a way for the title to change hands.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 08:01 |
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sounds like poor old jim is just phoning it in now. that won't keep the subs and views coming. he needs omega to wrestle a doll or something.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 08:29 |
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Corny with the big revelation: a Singles Match would be better than a battle royal. Bold.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 11:06 |
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Lid posted:i nominate Brad Shep be quarantined here too Calling Kevin Sullivan a writer is insulting at best.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 12:05 |
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Let me rephrase parts of that summaryquote:Said Eddie Kingston vs Miro was not bad. Didn't watch Jon Moxley vs Satoshi Kojima.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 12:29 |
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Didn't watch the Buy-In match, where Marko got a huge pop. A big mistake as he would have got the most mileage out of criticising it. fez_machine fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Sep 8, 2021 |
# ? Sep 8, 2021 12:49 |
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He didn’t watch either women’s match I wonder why that is
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 13:52 |
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JUNGLE BOY posted:He didn’t watch either women’s match I wonder why that is Is it because he’s a racist, sexist, bigoted, antiquated piece of poo poo who hasn’t created anything in at least ten years, and hasn’t created anything good in like 25?
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 14:08 |
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There's like, one or two semi-reasonable points in among the reams of horseshit there. Like, arguably you could've spaced out the Mox and Miro matches because while they didn't repeat spots, they were both 'strong style' big meaty slap fests. His point about getting someone more relevant than Kojima isn't crazy but also is ignorant of the fact that clearly they were angling for Tanahashi until Covid hosed New Japan and they had to bring him home. And the crossbody off the cage with Penta popping up is kind of fair, but like, it was the finish, who the gently caress is bothered when it goes straight to the finish.
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# ? Sep 8, 2021 14:57 |
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Penta popping up like that is my only criticism for that really fun match i think the spot is fine but maybe he should've staggered a bit after jumping up and then fall on one knee or something after the finisher is done? make it look like it took him his all to hold together for long enough to help Rey finish the fight with one last move i don't know a lot about wrestling so maybe this is actually a bad idea
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 02:06 |
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rotinaj posted:Is it because he’s a racist, sexist, bigoted, antiquated piece of poo poo who hasn’t created anything in at least ten years, and hasn’t created anything good in like 25? No. It's because women can't wrestle, and are better as valets/managers. Clearly you are the sexist/racist/homophobe for thinking otherwise. (Add in some swearing and nonsense nicknames.)
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 03:45 |
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RottenK posted:Penta popping up like that is my only criticism for that really fun match Fenix would never harm his beloved brother
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 04:16 |
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I just want to shout out Corny talking about Davey Richards coming back, he put over how good Davey is and how good Richards/Black was... And then he says it was a "real match" "like a fight" "not just a bunch of spots" lmao that match owned my good dude but it was entirely tiny white dudes doing movez non stop, isn't the finish like Black hitting 40 buckle bombs on Davey.
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# ? Sep 9, 2021 10:42 |
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i watched midnight express have a match where someone hits a loving piledriver as one of the first moves in the match and its pretty much nosold. also midnight vs flair and whoever where flair does all his poo poo and it just looks just as stupid as kenny omega loving a blowup doll
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 06:09 |
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Beef Jerky Robot posted:Fenix would never harm his beloved brother Yeah see Fenix hit the Bucks with his knees and elbows so they got the brunt of the damage; Penta was in the middle so sure he got hit with a cross body but the bucks took the majority of the impact he just absorbed momentum.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 06:24 |
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If someone debuted Flair's walk out of the corner and face plant spot today the usual suspects would lose their poo poo about how it exposes the business or whatever.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:15 |
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midnight vs thrillseekers where jericho has the broken hand has the midnight doing the whole "lets bunch up and wait to catch guy whos doing a dive" i got legit flashbacks to watching the worst match on some 00s indy card. some of the selling the midnight do in the same match vs jericho with a broken hand is more over the top than hbk vs hogan.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 07:50 |
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I still can't get over the fact that Cornette was a major influence on Tony's view of the business and booking philosophy, yet is so obsessed with aesthetics and doing things "his way" that he's blinded himself to what he's always hoped for, a return of actual pro wrestling.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 08:21 |
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Some people just ruin things for themselves.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 08:56 |
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i've heard he's been warming up to at least parts of AEW lately, though he covers it under the pretense of just wanting WWE to fail because it sucks so much now
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 17:48 |
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Renaissance Spam posted:Yeah see Fenix hit the Bucks with his knees and elbows so they got the brunt of the damage; Penta was in the middle so sure he got hit with a cross body but the bucks took the majority of the impact he just absorbed momentum. this was my legitimate head canon
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 17:55 |
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RottenK posted:i've heard he's been warming up to at least parts of AEW lately, though he covers it under the pretense of just wanting WWE to fail because it sucks so much now He still wants AEW to fail. He just thinks they're better than all the nonsense WWE is doing right now. Brian Last is coming around though. If you listen to any Corncob clips (please don't, it's not worth it), you can tell he likes AEW and is trying not to praise it too much in front of Jim.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 18:24 |
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Vandar posted:He still wants AEW to fail. He just thinks they're better than all the nonsense WWE is doing right now. How much does Last enable Cornette on the whole, I wonder?
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 22:57 |
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Dawgstar posted:How much does Last enable Cornette on the whole, I wonder? From the clips I've listened to? A lot. Sometimes he'll try to stand up to Corncob when he's being particularly offensive about something, but he usually backs down pretty quick.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 23:09 |
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I haven't listened to any of their stuff in ages, but on the off chance Cornette would actually enjoy something Last would try to ruin it for him by pointing out parts that he would hate. Gotta keep the old man angry to get those clicks.
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# ? Sep 11, 2021 23:37 |
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Zombie Lemur posted:I haven't listened to any of their stuff in ages, but on the off chance Cornette would actually enjoy something Last would try to ruin it for him by pointing out parts that he would hate. Gotta keep the old man angry to get those clicks. He knows what butters his corn.
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# ? Sep 12, 2021 00:02 |
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So whilst I can assume what Cornette thinks of Japanese and/or Mexican wrestling, (Boo! It's foreign, and there are too many flips.), does he have an opinion on the UK scene? Favourite/hated wrestlers? Memories/cool stories of when he used to go on foreign tours to there?
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# ? Sep 12, 2021 02:16 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 07:49 |
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he adores WALTER
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# ? Sep 12, 2021 02:17 |