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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on doubts over the 20-year war in Afghanistan – The last British troops have now left the country, prompting reflections on how successful the mission has been"

Independent:


Times:

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Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Prompting reflections on how successful the mission has been

God I hate the graun

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the UK’s retreat from Afghanistan – As the Taliban take over, Afghanistan must join the list of overseas British failures and defeats"

Yesterday's Telegraph:


Telegraph:

‘Merry’ Michael Gove seen dancing ‘alone’ in Aberdeen nightclub

Independent:

‘Biden’s worst nightmare’: how Afghanistan shook a president

Times:


Evening Standard:

Last man out: the haunting image of America’s final moments in Afghanistan

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Michael Gove's dad-dancing


David Squires:

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
How to say how you’ve never been in a club without saying you’ve never been in a club by Paul

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I imagine he has been in a club, just not since about 1978.

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Big fan of the discotheque, me

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on America’s new relationship with Afghanistan — America’s longest war came to an end just before midnight local time in Afghanistan, when the last evacuation flight flew out of Kabul airport"

Telegraph:


Matt:

GPs being paid £100 an hour to carry on seeing patients from home

Independent:


Times:

Afghanistan: MPs to quiz Dominic Raab over ‘worst crisis since Suez’

Evening Standard:

Dominic Raab: UK intelligence said Kabul ‘unlikely’ to fall this year; Geronimo the alpaca is killed after four-year battle to save him fails :rip:

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Geronimo's final hours

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Dominic Raab’s encounter with the foreign affairs select committee – The foreign secretary faced hard questions from MPs over the crisis in Afghanistan and events leading up to it" After Yeames.

Telegraph:

Back to the office battle opens up new divides

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Johnson’s working from home flip-flopping leaves firms frustrated

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a bad day for Meghan

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
gently caress off Paul.

Nice to see Blower pretending to care about the working class, I'm sure it'll reverse the minute that the "HGV drivers are being paid well" outrage hits cartoonland.

Surprised Rowson didn't go for Saturn Devouring His Raab.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Guavanaut posted:

gently caress off Paul.
Seriously.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It’s important to note that Morgan used his influence to repeatedly get Meghan on his US chat show to promote Suits and then started making like they were actual friends to people.

Then there was a big charity ball she was at and he approached her and asked her out on a date, she turned him down, he got angry and she fled from a man who was now very clearly a creepy stalker into the next room where she met Prince Harry.

And here we are with Morgan and the gutter press acting like batshit insane stalker incels because a young woman turned down a creepy old man who felt he was entitled to own her because he was slightly famous.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i mean i'm not at all interested in the royals but even i know archie has dark hair

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the special relationship and superpowers — Ben Wallace, Britain’s defence secretary, has suggested the US could no longer be considered a superpower"

Telegraph:

UK decision on Covid jabs for children expected imminently

Matt:

Covid booster vaccine ‘highly likely’, says UK government adviser

Independent:

Afghanistan: Raab hits back as Wallace says he knew ‘game was up’ in July

Times:


Evening Standard:

Abba reunite for Voyage, first new album in 40 years

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... the second coming of ABBA

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the possibility of nitrous oxide being criminalised – Priti Patel announces a review of the use of laughing gas as an intoxicant as Dominic Raab tours states bordering Afghanistan"

Telegraph:

Tax rise for 25 million to pay for social care

Matt:

Dog theft law gets more bite with new ‘pet abduction’ offence

Independent:

After Elizabeth Butler.

The i paper:


Times:

Starmer headache as Corbyn vows to attend Labour conference

Mail:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Pigs might fly: the Tories’ social care plan – Brexit, levelling up, ‘global Britain’… what could possibly go wrong with the latest offering?"

Sunday Telegraph:

Increase taxes not national insurance to fund social care, says Jeremy Hunt

Matt:


Sunday Times:


Mail on Sunday:

Seven years' jail for dognappers: Pet thieves face lengthy prison terms in major crackdown on trade in stolen animals after incidents almost TRIPLE during Covid lockdown

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Love to walk to the police station in my sandals, billowing stripy robe and fez

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle
They can make you be in the lineup, but they can't stop you from being comfy while you're there

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Mail are *still* mocking the pet theft law?

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

The Daily Mail: The only paper for dog thieves

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
hoho!! theft of beloved pets chortle chortle ripping good laughs

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the British honours system — A former aide to the Prince of Wales has stepped down temporarily from his role as a charity boss while an investigation takes place into claims he offered to help secure an honour and British citizenship for a wealthy donor to royal charities"

Telegraph:

PM risks ‘significant backlash’ over national insurance rise, says Hammond

Independent:

https://twitter.com/briancartoon/status/1434580925929738241

Times:


Evening Standard:

:sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Johnson, Blair and politics as usual — A significant rebellion is building up against plans to fund social care changes that are expected to be announced this week" Also Islamism remains first-order security threat to west, says Tony Blair

Telegraph:

Boris Johnson announces National Insurance rise, including for pensioners, plus dividend tax increase

Matt:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Prince Charles under fire


David Squires:

Cloud Potato fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Sep 7, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Sheikh of Wales strikes again.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


God, I remember that. It's been a minute, huh?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
If that's not the first thing you thought when seeing that panel, gtfo noob.

mrpwase
Apr 21, 2010

I HAVE GREAT AVATAR IDEAS
For the Many, Not the Few


Can David Squires just do all the political cartoons, please? I reckon he could do a parody that the fash paper readers would take at face value.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on Boris Johnson finally unveiling reforms to social care – The public got its first look at the prime minister’s funding plans for the sector, promised since 2019"

Telegraph:


Matt:


Independent:

Boris Johnson unveils £12bn-a-year tax rise to pay for NHS and social care

Times:


Evening Standard:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Boris Johnson's broken NI vow

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


God, what is Paul's loving problem with Carrie Symonds? He draws her like Satan's own blowup doll, he doesn't even attempt to make her look human.

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
oval office can't loving draw is his problem, look at Spongebob Squarehead there.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
She realises she's in a Paul Thomas cartoon and is screaming eternally, silently

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


He can usually be relied upon to just trace over a photo when he can't draw someone's face though. He has consistently drawn her like that since forever.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the easing of effluent discharge rules – Wastewater plants can apply to skip the third stage of sewage treatment because of a shortage of drivers to deliver the necessary chemicals"

Telegraph:

UK care homes say funding shake-up threatens their viability

Matt:

‘We are party of low taxation,’ says Johnson after tax rise

Independent:


Times:

After Gainsborough.

Evening Standard:

Priti Patel to send boats carrying migrants to UK back across Channel; Frozen the Musical review: This long-awaited West End stage version feels lukewarm

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... a cash-gobbling NHS

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I wish all political cartoonists a very gently caress off.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
One of the main reasons for the first one is the second one btw.

Wards and wards full of old people who *rightly* can’t and won’t be sent back to their own home because social services can’t guarantee a basic standard of care if they go back and it’s on the person who discharges them if something happens to them, so they wait for months or even years in hospital before a nursing home place is found.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
We just need to crash the housing market, devalue the currency and go back to farming turnips.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Priti Patel sending vulnerable boats back to France – France has said the home secretary’s plans to stop asylum seekers crossing the Channel will violate international maritime law"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Gavin Williamson apparently confuses Maro Itoje with Marcus Rashford

Independent:

After Illingworth.

Times:


Evening Standard:

Queen supports Black Lives Matter, says senior royal representative

Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... police chief hanging by a thread

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Wow, all i took to turn the Telegraph was a tax rise that won't affect most of their readership.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It will effect all of their staff though

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the end of the post-9/11 era – Twenty years on from the collapse of the twin towers, the global war on terror that followed is crumbling with the US and UK withdrawal from Afghanistan"

Telegraph:


Matt:

Emma Raducanu’s US Open final to be shown free-to-air in UK on Channel 4; Government changes HGV test rules in bid to tackle shortages

Independent:

After Francis Edwin Hodge.

The i paper:


Times:


Mail:
PAUL THOMAS on... Cressida Dick's two-year extension as Met Police chief


Stephen Collins:

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the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Wonder why the telegraph started publishing BoB's cartoons again. Has he calmed down from drawing 'Destroy this mad brute' but it's Boris dripping with blood holding a club labelled 'cant go to the pub'

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