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Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Had a dream that I was at some kind of thrift store and I found a stack of mint condition EGM issues from the 90s. I grabbed one that had “Street Fighter II version 2” on the cover. It wasn’t Turbo or Champion Edition or anything, I think it was that they decided the original SF2 was a failure and decided to just remake the game and destroy all the original cabinets. I was really overly excited to read it so I ran up to the register which also seemed to be a convenience store. All of a sudden a scraggly older guy came up to the counter holding a crumpled $20 bill and butted in front of me to buy lottery tickets. I got really pissed off and started cursing the guy out for cutting me in line and telling him how I was there first and I NEEDED to buy this magazine

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GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Had a dream that I was at some kind of thrift store and I found a stack of mint condition EGM issues from the 90s. I grabbed one that had “Street Fighter II version 2” on the cover. It wasn’t Turbo or Champion Edition or anything, I think it was that they decided the original SF2 was a failure and decided to just remake the game and destroy all the original cabinets. I was really overly excited to read it so I ran up to the register which also seemed to be a convenience store. All of a sudden a scraggly older guy came up to the counter holding a crumpled $20 bill and butted in front of me to buy lottery tickets. I got really pissed off and started cursing the guy out for cutting me in line and telling him how I was there first and I NEEDED to buy this magazine

Lmfao

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Had a dream that I was at some kind of thrift store and I found a stack of mint condition EGM issues from the 90s. I grabbed one that had “Street Fighter II version 2” on the cover. It wasn’t Turbo or Champion Edition or anything, I think it was that they decided the original SF2 was a failure and decided to just remake the game and destroy all the original cabinets. I was really overly excited to read it so I ran up to the register which also seemed to be a convenience store. All of a sudden a scraggly older guy came up to the counter holding a crumpled $20 bill and butted in front of me to buy lottery tickets. I got really pissed off and started cursing the guy out for cutting me in line and telling him how I was there first and I NEEDED to buy this magazine

lol

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Had a dream that I was at some kind of thrift store and I found a stack of mint condition EGM issues from the 90s. I grabbed one that had “Street Fighter II version 2” on the cover. It wasn’t Turbo or Champion Edition or anything, I think it was that they decided the original SF2 was a failure and decided to just remake the game and destroy all the original cabinets. I was really overly excited to read it so I ran up to the register which also seemed to be a convenience store. All of a sudden a scraggly older guy came up to the counter holding a crumpled $20 bill and butted in front of me to buy lottery tickets. I got really pissed off and started cursing the guy out for cutting me in line and telling him how I was there first and I NEEDED to buy this magazine

lmao

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

I'm gonna pop some mags
This guy's got twenty dollars in his pocket
I-I-I'm fuming, looking for a come-up
He's a loving rear end in a top hat

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

symbolic posted:

I'm gonna pop some mags
This guy's got twenty dollars in his pocket
I-I-I'm fuming, looking for a come-up
He's a loving rear end in a top hat

Lmfao

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

Had a dream that I was at some kind of thrift store and I found a stack of mint condition EGM issues from the 90s. I grabbed one that had “Street Fighter II version 2” on the cover. It wasn’t Turbo or Champion Edition or anything, I think it was that they decided the original SF2 was a failure and decided to just remake the game and destroy all the original cabinets. I was really overly excited to read it so I ran up to the register which also seemed to be a convenience store. All of a sudden a scraggly older guy came up to the counter holding a crumpled $20 bill and butted in front of me to buy lottery tickets. I got really pissed off and started cursing the guy out for cutting me in line and telling him how I was there first and I NEEDED to buy this magazine

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Walk into the club like what up, I got a preview article on Tecmo Secret of the Stars

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

had a dream that I had contracted COVID and I had some kind of new ultra-vaccine -resisant strain, so I had to go into Ultra Quarantine for at least a month. being sad or frustrated would make the symptoms worse and last longer, so they asked if there were things that would keep me happy in isolation and I immediately asked for all my video games.

i realized I had a medical directive to do nothing but game and fired up Yakuza 5. then I realized I could game for even longer if I did all the frustrating things first, so I chucklingly walked right to Stilj to knock off the completion metrics for pool. I was playing as saejima and losing pretty hard, absolutely getting tilted and laughing like everything was going according to plan, feeling a mix of rage and glee. saejima kept saying "isn't there something better I could be doing...?" and finally I said "you know what, he's right. Pachinko!" a disapproving looking nurse walked in and said "I know what that means, you know" just as I was waking up.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Bicyclops posted:

had a dream that I had contracted COVID and I had some kind of new ultra-vaccine -resisant strain, so I had to go into Ultra Quarantine for at least a month. being sad or frustrated would make the symptoms worse and last longer, so they asked if there were things that would keep me happy in isolation and I immediately asked for all my video games.

i realized I had a medical directive to do nothing but game and fired up Yakuza 5. then I realized I could game for even longer if I did all the frustrating things first, so I chucklingly walked right to Stilj to knock off the completion metrics for pool. I was playing as saejima and losing pretty hard, absolutely getting tilted and laughing like everything was going according to plan, feeling a mix of rage and glee. saejima kept saying "isn't there something better I could be doing...?" and finally I said "you know what, he's right. Pachinko!" a disapproving looking nurse walked in and said "I know what that means, you know" just as I was waking up.

Lol

ArfJason
Sep 5, 2011
I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lmfao

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Lmao

mycophobia
May 7, 2008

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lol

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010
If I fail you will die Mr. Keanu

Trash Ops
Jun 19, 2012

im having fun, isnt everyone else?

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lmao

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Lmao

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Lmfao

The Klowner
Apr 20, 2019

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Lol

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lmao

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lmao “mr. keanu”

absolutely anything
Dec 28, 2006

~As for dreams, she has enough and more to spare~

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

mbt
Aug 13, 2012

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lmfao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

ARF: If I fail, will you die, Mr. Keanu?
KEANU: It would be very painful.
ARF: You’re a big guy.
KEANU: For you.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ARF: If I fail, will you die, Mr. Keanu?
KEANU: It would be very painful.
ARF: You’re a big guy.
KEANU: For you.

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ARF: If I fail, will you die, Mr. Keanu?
KEANU: It would be very painful.
ARF: You’re a big guy.
KEANU: For you.

Sub-Actuality
Apr 17, 2007

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ARF: If I fail, will you die, Mr. Keanu?
KEANU: It would be very painful.
ARF: You’re a big guy.
KEANU: For you.

lmao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ARF: If I fail, will you die, Mr. Keanu?
KEANU: It would be very painful.
ARF: You’re a big guy.
KEANU: For you.

Yes.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

lmfao

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka

Pablo Nergigante posted:

ARF: If I fail, will you die, Mr. Keanu?
KEANU: It would be very painful.
ARF: You’re a big guy.
KEANU: For you.

Spoderman
Aug 2, 2004

ArfJason posted:

I was called by the police to defuse a bomb in my college. The bomb had a panel with a puzzle from The Witness, and police called me causw they saw me online bragging about beating the witness 100%. I was terrified cause it was a new mechanic i had never seen before where there were ants and spiders on the board. My phone started ringing, and it was keanu reeves from speed. They got him to call to encourage me and i said i was too scared. He said not to worry cause he was driving. Somehow i knew that as long as he was driving fast the bomb wouldnt explode. I remember specifically asking "if i fail will you die mr keanu" and he said not to worry, as long as he was driving he couldnt die. I try the puzzle and it was completely different and this time there were only ants running all over it. After i finished nothing happened, and the police escorted me out as i asked what happened to keanu. I didnt find out for what felt like hours until i saw on the news tht they stopped production of matrix 4.

lmao

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
While on vacation I dreamt that the entire Imp Zone had planned a huge sleepover at the A&W kids club, which was this huge Guggenheim looking complex covered in scaffolding and surrounded by a raging river. I was hanging around outside when I noticed a woman riding a horse up the scaffolding slip and fall into the waters below. I dove in to rescue her, alongside Chuck Buried Treasure (played in the dream by Adrian Brody) and EmmyOK (played in the dream by Winona Rider).

Suddenly I found myself walking back into the rooms the Imp Zone was renting. I came in the door and started telling everyone about what had happened, but no one really cared since we A) didn't actually save the horse rider, and B) I was interrupting an epic game of Guitar Hero 1. In Training (who looked like a marathon runner), American McGay and Saint Anime (who were both insanely jacked), in particular looked really bored by this. Realizing that no one was really listening I left to go to the bathroom, which was this tiny rear end toilet that you had to kneel down to even fit over. I woke up there, really needing to piss.

Fungah!
Apr 30, 2011

Arrhythmia posted:

While on vacation I dreamt that the entire Imp Zone had planned a huge sleepover at the A&W kids club, which was this huge Guggenheim looking complex covered in scaffolding and surrounded by a raging river. I was hanging around outside when I noticed a woman riding a horse up the scaffolding slip and fall into the waters below. I dove in to rescue her, alongside Chuck Buried Treasure (played in the dream by Adrian Brody) and EmmyOK (played in the dream by Winona Rider).

Suddenly I found myself walking back into the rooms the Imp Zone was renting. I came in the door and started telling everyone about what had happened, but no one really cared since we A) didn't actually save the horse rider, and B) I was interrupting an epic game of Guitar Hero 1. In Training (who looked like a marathon runner), American McGay and Saint Anime (who were both insanely jacked), in particular looked really bored by this. Realizing that no one was really listening I left to go to the bathroom, which was this tiny rear end toilet that you had to kneel down to even fit over. I woke up there, really needing to piss.

lmao

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Arrhythmia posted:

While on vacation I dreamt that the entire Imp Zone had planned a huge sleepover at the A&W kids club, which was this huge Guggenheim looking complex covered in scaffolding and surrounded by a raging river. I was hanging around outside when I noticed a woman riding a horse up the scaffolding slip and fall into the waters below. I dove in to rescue her, alongside Chuck Buried Treasure (played in the dream by Adrian Brody) and EmmyOK (played in the dream by Winona Rider).

Suddenly I found myself walking back into the rooms the Imp Zone was renting. I came in the door and started telling everyone about what had happened, but no one really cared since we A) didn't actually save the horse rider, and B) I was interrupting an epic game of Guitar Hero 1. In Training (who looked like a marathon runner), American McGay and Saint Anime (who were both insanely jacked), in particular looked really bored by this. Realizing that no one was really listening I left to go to the bathroom, which was this tiny rear end toilet that you had to kneel down to even fit over. I woke up there, really needing to piss.

lmao. well the important thing is we did our best

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Arrhythmia posted:

While on vacation I dreamt that the entire Imp Zone had planned a huge sleepover at the A&W kids club, which was this huge Guggenheim looking complex covered in scaffolding and surrounded by a raging river. I was hanging around outside when I noticed a woman riding a horse up the scaffolding slip and fall into the waters below. I dove in to rescue her, alongside Chuck Buried Treasure (played in the dream by Adrian Brody) and EmmyOK (played in the dream by Winona Rider).

Suddenly I found myself walking back into the rooms the Imp Zone was renting. I came in the door and started telling everyone about what had happened, but no one really cared since we A) didn't actually save the horse rider, and B) I was interrupting an epic game of Guitar Hero 1. In Training (who looked like a marathon runner), American McGay and Saint Anime (who were both insanely jacked), in particular looked really bored by this. Realizing that no one was really listening I left to go to the bathroom, which was this tiny rear end toilet that you had to kneel down to even fit over. I woke up there, really needing to piss.

Lmfao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Arrhythmia posted:

While on vacation I dreamt that the entire Imp Zone had planned a huge sleepover at the A&W kids club, which was this huge Guggenheim looking complex covered in scaffolding and surrounded by a raging river. I was hanging around outside when I noticed a woman riding a horse up the scaffolding slip and fall into the waters below. I dove in to rescue her, alongside Chuck Buried Treasure (played in the dream by Adrian Brody) and EmmyOK (played in the dream by Winona Rider).

Suddenly I found myself walking back into the rooms the Imp Zone was renting. I came in the door and started telling everyone about what had happened, but no one really cared since we A) didn't actually save the horse rider, and B) I was interrupting an epic game of Guitar Hero 1. In Training (who looked like a marathon runner), American McGay and Saint Anime (who were both insanely jacked), in particular looked really bored by this. Realizing that no one was really listening I left to go to the bathroom, which was this tiny rear end toilet that you had to kneel down to even fit over. I woke up there, really needing to piss.

Lmfao

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mbt
Aug 13, 2012

Arrhythmia posted:

While on vacation I dreamt that the entire Imp Zone had planned a huge sleepover at the A&W kids club, which was this huge Guggenheim looking complex covered in scaffolding and surrounded by a raging river. I was hanging around outside when I noticed a woman riding a horse up the scaffolding slip and fall into the waters below. I dove in to rescue her, alongside Chuck Buried Treasure (played in the dream by Adrian Brody) and EmmyOK (played in the dream by Winona Rider).

Suddenly I found myself walking back into the rooms the Imp Zone was renting. I came in the door and started telling everyone about what had happened, but no one really cared since we A) didn't actually save the horse rider, and B) I was interrupting an epic game of Guitar Hero 1. In Training (who looked like a marathon runner), American McGay and Saint Anime (who were both insanely jacked), in particular looked really bored by this. Realizing that no one was really listening I left to go to the bathroom, which was this tiny rear end toilet that you had to kneel down to even fit over. I woke up there, really needing to piss.

lmao

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