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Bicyclops posted:lots of rolling with the punches in the imp zone lately "call your own posts bad" is crossed out and replaced with "call your own posts good" like 50 times, getting smaller and smaller as they ran out of room to write way down in the corner somebody tried to put "be normal, make funny jokes and enjoy video games" but only got two words in before it was crossed out ten thousand times and stabbed with a knife
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Cubone posted:big whiteboard for brainstorming ideas of how to make it in The Imp Zone that says poo poo like "tell everyone about the messed up pornography that gives you boners", "say something impressive about capitalism", etc.
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I want them to remake GTA 1&2 Rockstar focuses on their 3D games but I’d play through a remastered 2D GTA on switch
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I want them to remake GTA 1&2 Throw London into that too and make a triple pack. I'd buy that
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i still have a soft spot for the pre-ps360 gtas, even if the gameplay mechanics have aged poorly. the low fidelity of the ps1/ps2/psp-era graphics and the loose and buggy/exploitable nature of their ambition exceeding their capability gives 'em a lot of charm in my eyes
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I had fun playing most of the grand theft auto games and I’ll probably have fun playing the next one. They’re fine.
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I hate to say it but GTA5 being on PS5 piques my interest even though it's old as gently caress just because the loading times for that game are atrocious. Cutting the loading times down significantly will breathe new life into that poo poo for me
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signalnoise posted:I hate to say it but GTA5 being on PS5 piques my interest even though it's old as gently caress just because the loading times for that game are atrocious. Cutting the loading times down significantly will breathe new life into that poo poo for me Did they port the PC fix that that modder found where it was loading a hojillion unnecessary json files?
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CyberPingu posted:Did they port the PC fix that that modder found where it was loading a hojillion unnecessary json files? I was thinkin more just because load times for games with real PS5 versions load fast as poo poo but I'm gonna look up this mod instead now
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signalnoise posted:I hate to say it but GTA5 being on PS5 piques my interest even though it's old as gently caress just because the loading times for that game are atrocious. Cutting the loading times down significantly will breathe new life into that poo poo for me It’s insane that gta5 was released on ps3, PS4 and ps5. Is there any other game that has gotten that treatment?
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:It’s insane that gta5 was released on ps3, PS4 and ps5. Is there any other game that has gotten that treatment? Mario
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:It’s insane that gta5 was released on ps3, PS4 and ps5. Is there any other game that has gotten that treatment? todd is going to kill you for forgetting his masterpiece
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:It’s insane that gta5 was released on ps3, PS4 and ps5. Is there any other game that has gotten that treatment? resident evil 4 is on gamecube, wii, switch, ps2, ps3, ps4, xbox 360, xbox one, pc, android, ios, oculus quest and zeebo
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Martman posted:don't forget "piggybacking on an imp zone veteran's good post to make yourself look good"
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JOSEPH SAMOAN posted:todd is going to kill you for forgetting his masterpiece I have a sealed copy of Skyrim for 360 and it will never be played
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You can play pac man on at least three different consoles
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by allah you take2 loving dogs will face pay for your infidelity
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mysterious loyall X posted:by allah you take2 loving dogs will face pay for your infidelity 
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mysterious loyall X posted:by allah you take2 loving dogs will face pay for your infidelity bless you, pickle rick
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Martman posted:don't forget "piggybacking on an imp zone veteran's good post to make yourself look good" my strategy is to empty quote posts or quote them and say lol or lmao.
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b_d posted:my strategy is to empty quote posts or quote them and say lol or lmao. Lol
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herculon posted:Lol lmao
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scary ghost dog posted:resident evil 4 is on gamecube, wii, switch, ps2, ps3, ps4, xbox 360, xbox one, pc, android, ios, oculus quest and zeebo I guess I meant more that it has been an ongoing concern for three console generations. Multiplayer has been active for that whole time. I feel like it’s different than games that get ported to different platforms as a stand-alone thing. I don’t know how to describe it I guess Beve Stuscemi fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Sep 12, 2021 |
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I guess I meant more that it has been an ongoing concern for three console generations. JOSEPH SAMOAN posted:todd is going to kill you for forgetting his masterpiece
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What Is To Be Done (About GTAV)? -V. I. Lenin
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Ys 1&2 have been released together as a set over and over for like the last 30 years
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I guess I meant more that it has been an ongoing concern for three console generations. its a mobile game but for people even worse than mobile game players aka rockstar game players. end of story. case closed
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Pablo Nergigante posted:What Is To Be Done (About GTAV)? -V. I. Lenin the Surgeon General requiring every new console to include a sticker on the box warning that it may be able to play GTA V
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:I guess I meant more that it has been an ongoing concern for three console generations. like how Tony Hawk 3 came out on n64, or Twilight Princess was on both gamecube and wii it's just a pretty blurry and ultimately meaningless distinction, the shelf life of a game happening to straddle multiple console generations vs just being ported but anyway it's Doom
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getting an original, in-the-box retro NES and screaming as i open it to discover a cartridge containing GTA5
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*Kaz Hirai holding PSP up to the camera* It’s Grand Theft Auto Five! Graaaand Theft Auto Fiiiiiiive!
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Modern Warfare 2 has spanned 3 console generations now too I think. Release on PS3. Remastered for PS4 Remastered on PS5
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Cubone posted:but anyway it's Doom Doom came out on so many platforms within like one or two generations. PC, Jaguar, SNES, 32x, GBA, probably more I’m forgetting It really was ported to everything before that was a meme
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Jim Silly-Balls posted:Doom came out on so many platforms within like one or two generations. PC, Jaguar, SNES, 32x, GBA, probably more I’m forgetting And they were almost all unplayable besides the PC version.
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I grew up on 32x doom so I have a soft spot for it but yeah they were all not great in some way or another
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mysterious loyall X posted:its a mobile game but for people even worse than mobile game players aka rockstar game players. end of story. case closed 
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