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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Lascivious Sloth posted:

It looks like a mediocre but acceptable pizza, I wouldn't call it the worst or even close.

It was not bad, but each slice had more pizza than the entire lunch buffet.

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shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Went looking for whatever it was that constitutes "Regina Style" pizza in the fair city of.

Found myself wondering why everything looked so painfully overcooked.






Found the answer at Vern's Pizza on Rochdale.



Every single pizza you see above hides at least 7lbs of sliced deli meat. You need to bring serious radiant and convective heat if you are going to get those middle layers up even to room temp.

Folks they are not loving around out there. They aren't living much past 58 either, but still.

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


But think about this: Regina Style Reuben Pizza.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

how do you eat that and not end up with a massive stomach ache?

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

lmao

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010



How can that skinny guy manage?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007





what the absolute goddamn hell is this

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

smooth jazz posted:

How can that skinny guy manage?

Competitive eater in training.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQY36Grub_c

Western Pizza is certainly a place.

Eta: it's not even objectively bad it's just, my brain cannot register that as pizza.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

CLAM DOWN posted:

what the absolute goddamn hell is this

breakfast

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Mormon Nailer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQY36Grub_c

Western Pizza is certainly a place.

Eta: it's not even objectively bad it's just, my brain cannot register that as pizza.

I have never heard of a Regina-Style Pizza before tonight but I both love my pizza pie extremely well done and I love a huge sweaty pile of deli meat so this might be a thing I've gotta try for myself

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I'd try it.

I love deli meat sandwiches and I love pizza.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

Mormon Nailer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQY36Grub_c

Western Pizza is certainly a place.

Eta: it's not even objectively bad it's just, my brain cannot register that as pizza.

Sigh... unzips

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

bossy lady posted:

how do you eat that and not end up with a massive stomach ache?

Very recklessly

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

if the kiwi fruit was put on after it was cooked, then that might actually be a nice contrast of the meat and cheese against the sweet kiwi. Kiwi owns

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


*slams the browser closed and throws computer into the trash*

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Big Beef City posted:

*slams the browser closed and throws computer into the trash*
*and then sprints to the restaurant that sells that pizza*

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


Are we just cruising by the raisin soda without comment, or what?

Martman posted:

*and then sprints to the restaurant that sells that pizza*

:hmmyes:

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

MrYenko posted:

Are we just cruising by the raisin soda without comment, or what?

:hmmyes:

It's just grape crush but in French

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

pacerhimself posted:

It's just grape crush but in French

I think that's just wine.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

smooth jazz posted:

How can that skinny guy manage?

He's not fast enough to grab a slice

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



MrYenko posted:

Are we just cruising by the raisin soda without comment , or what?

pacerhimself posted:

It's just grape crush but in French

I was writing up a diatribe until I realized this, it's just a normal gross flavor rather than something exceptional

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Mormon Nailer posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQY36Grub_c

Western Pizza is certainly a place.

Eta: it's not even objectively bad it's just, my brain cannot register that as pizza.

Hmm... it seems I've been pronouncing Regina incorrectly

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Please don't speak ill of grape crush, one of our most blessed refreshments

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Nothing's gonna beat that sewer slop one, but this offends me on a separate level

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN




:patriot:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
floor trash can't melt squirted cheese

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

There's a pizza place called
TWIN TOWER BIG AND TASTY
and these are some of their pizzas





StarkingBarfish
Jun 25, 2006

Novus Ordo Seclorum

Picnic Princess posted:

There's a pizza place called
TWIN TOWER BIG AND TASTY
and these are some of their pizzas







Those look like very legit pan pizzas. The crust around the edge is a feature, not a bug. I had a go at making something similar a few days back:

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


StarkingBarfish posted:

Those look like very legit pan pizzas. The crust around the edge is a feature, not a bug. I had a go at making something similar a few days back:

Nice work, give this goon a spoon

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

Picnic Princess posted:

There's a pizza place called
TWIN TOWER BIG AND TASTY
and these are some of their pizzas



I'm getting Thalassophobia from whatever's lurking just under the surface of that cheese. Dongs?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1437168975872413697

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



https://twitter.com/littlecaesars/status/1431279182613467138
Overlap with the Dumb Marketing Moves thread

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

I can’t remember which streaming service it’s on, but I keep seeing Little Caesar’s commercials that insist they aren’t “Big Pizza” and are therefore better than other pizza joints. This is despite literally being the embodiment of lovely, cheap corporatized pizza.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
I mean little is right in the name! And I always root for the little guy

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Nottherealaborn posted:

I can’t remember which streaming service it’s on, but I keep seeing Little Caesar’s commercials that insist they aren’t “Big Pizza” and are therefore better than other pizza joints. This is despite literally being the embodiment of lovely, cheap corporatized pizza.

They’re the third biggest by total sales after Pizza Hut and Domino’s. I liked Mike Ilitch, but they ain’t little, and they can do better.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Better than Godfathers' (not saying much I know, but hooooly poo poo)

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Tunicate
May 15, 2012

#3 tries harder

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