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Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
When Fortnite ended season 7 with a community event to suicide bomb the alien mothership. The day after the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

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tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Tubgoat posted:

When Fortnite ended season 7 with a community event to suicide bomb the alien mothership. The day after the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

Did it work

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
:shrug: I'll find out when it's back online.

Edit: Now there is eldritch poo poo happening. :aaaaa:
It worked I guess.

Tubgoat has issued a correction as of 14:36 on Sep 13, 2021

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Chuka Umana posted:

I believe Sheryl Crow's Soak up the Sun is the first top 40 hit in the US to reference communism.

definitely written by the CIA

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Tubgoat posted:

:shrug: I'll find out when it's back online.

Edit: Now there is eldritch poo poo happening. :aaaaa:
It worked I guess.

thank you for fortnite updates

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

IAMKOREA posted:

The recipes themselves are just *chef's kiss*.



Ah yes, the Cherokee, famous for their cuisine's heavy use of mayonnaise, Worcestershire, and imported mustard.

there's no tomato in that recipe either (well I guess in the chili sauce but that's just ketchup lol)

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

spacemang_spliff posted:

there's no tomato in that recipe either (well I guess in the chili sauce but that's just ketchup lol)

the chili sauce is 1/1024 tomato

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Tubgoat posted:

When Fortnite ended season 7 with a community event to suicide bomb the alien mothership. The day after the 20th anniversary of 9/11.

The day after 9/11 is meaningless to anything unless we're talking about the 9/12 Movement :laugh:


lol

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost
Otto Warmbier

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
13 warm beers

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

a warm beer and a cold brain

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps

is he the one who tried to steal a poster and was then returned to the USA brain dead?

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


britishbornandbread posted:

is he the one who tried to steal a poster and was then returned to the USA brain dead?
yeah, and IIRC everyone assumed he had been tortured but the autopsy showed no sign of it or any clear cause.

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
American nationals getting locked up in DPRK is always a good read. how many are currently behind held there that we know about?

lil poopendorfer
Nov 13, 2014

by the sex ghost

britishbornandbread posted:

is he the one who tried to steal a poster and was then returned to the USA brain dead?

ya. The little dipshit took a pleasure trip to North Korea and decided to test the limits of an authoritarian regime. The casual way in which North Korea returned him in persistent vegetative state and was like "he was like that when we found him" makes me lol

also this:

quote:

In February 2019, at the conclusion of the second North Korea–United States summit, Trump announced that he had discussed Warmbier's treatment with North Korean leader Kim Jong-un, and said, "He [Kim] tells me he didn't know about it, and I will take him at his word." President Trump also argued that it would not have been to Kim's advantage to allow Warmbier to be treated poorly.

oh yeah and this is the icing on the cake :D
https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...9cfb_story.html

an underated Trump saga

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/penismouth3/sta...genumber%3D2582

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


LOL

absolute legend though

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

yaas kween, slay

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
I don't remember/know who that is.

Syncopation
Feb 21, 2020

Tubgoat posted:

I don't remember/know who that is.

queen that literally slew: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassination_of_Kim_Jong-nam

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Ohhhhhhh. I didn't recognise the pic but I did recognise the link description.

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Black lipstick. Bangs. LOL on t. That's the coolest assassin I've ever seen.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Mr. Lobe posted:

Black lipstick. Bangs. LOL on t. That's the Borderlands-est assassin I've ever seen.

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


The Lol Murderer

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Just saw her in the Lepers' Colony.

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Mr. Lobe posted:

Black lipstick. Bangs. LOL on t. That's the coolest assassin I've ever seen.

wife material

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

Thinking about all the ways election certification can be blocked and tampered with, such as when MAGA people on a Michigan board said "nah don't like these results, not signing off on it" last November. They caved, but 2020 was just a trial run for what's to come.

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Thinking about all the ways election certification can be blocked and tampered with, such as when MAGA people on a Michigan board said "nah don't like these results, not signing off on it" last November. They caved, but 2020 was just a trial run for what's to come.

https://twitter.com/aseitzwald/status/1437545443026739207

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Animal Friend posted:

wife material

I'm gay, but if I wasn't...

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
drake no:

Mokelumne Trekka posted:

Thinking about all the ways election certification can be blocked and tampered with, such as when MAGA people on a Michigan board said "nah don't like these results, not signing off on it" last November. They caved, but 2020 was just a trial run for what's to come.

drake yes:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Obama's first(?) visit to the UK when Gordon brown gave him a pen made from wood taken from a slave ship or something and Obama giving him a bag full of dvds that were the wrong region

guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

dk what happened to forums poster lolontee

Toph Bei Fong
Feb 29, 2008



the sex ghost posted:

Obama's first(?) visit to the UK when Gordon brown gave him a pen made from wood taken from a slave ship or something and Obama giving him a bag full of dvds that were the wrong region

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2016/02/the-unusual-gifts-given-to-presidents/462831/

quote:

In 1880, Queen Victoria gave President Rutherford B. Hayes an ornate desk carved out of timber from the British ship H.M.S Resolute. Years later, that desk is now a fixture in the Oval Office, where generations of presidents have sat behind it. It’s perhaps the most visible symbol of the sometimes extravagant, and frequently bizarre, gifts presented to American presidents.

For decades, foreign leaders have showered them with presents: Theodore Roosevelt—a zebra and a lion from Ethiopia; Richard Nixon—a panda from China; George W. Bush—300 pounds of raw lamb from Argentina. Lloyd N. Hand, the chief of protocol during Lyndon B. Johnson’s administration, recalled an instance when the prime minister of the U.K. gifted the president a Burberry coat. As the delegation from the U.K. was leaving, Johnson tried on the coat and found that the sleeves were too short. Johnson gave the coat to Hand and asked him if he could catch the prime minister before he left and get the coat exchanged for the right size. Hand remembers dashing outside and running up to the limousine with the prime minister, while the Secret Service looked on, wondering what was happening. He managed to catch him and get the coat exchanged.

In the past, all gifts from foreign dignitaries had to be approved by Congress, after which they could become the property of the recipient. But as the U.S. gained prominence on the world stage, a division of protocol was created in 1928 to help presidents entertain visiting dignitaries and of course, organize the customary gift exchanges. Today, foreign gifts—from paintings to ceremonial daggers—are sent to the National Archives.

On one occasion, during George W. Bush’s administration, a call was placed to the National Archives to pick up a puppy. The president of Bulgaria had presented the puppy as a gift during an official visit and because U.S. presidents are limited in the gifts they can accept from foreign leaders, it had to be sent directly to the National Archives. But a puppy is difficult to archive, so it was eventually placed with a family.

President Obama and his family have received everything from swords to a “robe of sheer white fabric.” In some occasions, countries have presented a collection of small gifts, like when the government of Great Britain and Northern Ireland gifted Obama, among other things, a package of sea salt, a small, fabric-covered personal journal, and a set of four coasters. Brunei tried the same approach, giving the president among other gifts, 12 scented votive candles and a tea infuser in the shape of a penguin. That same year saw the Sultan of Malaysia give the president a 20-inch steel sword in a gemstone encrusted sheath, while not to be outdone, the prime minister of Algeria gave the president a ceremonial dagger with coral stones and silver work. Though nothing can probably beat the gift of crocodile insurance given by the chief minister of Australia's Northern Territory.

But just as presidents receive gifts, they’re also tasked with giving them, which can be equally challenging. For example, when Obama gave then-Prime Minister Gordon Brown of the United Kingdom a selection of classic American movies on DVD, the choice of gifts was derided in the British press as boring and unimaginative.

The president’s participation in gift selection varies depending on the individual in office. Hand recalls that Johnson would sometimes suggest what he wanted to gift. But on most occasions, the Office of Protocol brainstormed ideas and ran them past the president and the First Lady for approval.

When trying to put together a gift for a foreign leader that the president did not know well, Hand would call a meeting with the ambassador of the country to discuss gift options, along with the Secret Service and any other departments that were involved in the visit, he told me. Not surprisingly, one major restriction for official gifts is that they have to be made in America. For that reason, Tiffany silver and Steuben glass were always popular choices. President Bill Clinton had a custom-designed Tiffany silver cachepot that he gave to many visiting heads of state.

As the gifts that U.S. presidents received started to become more extravagant, a rule was enacted to ensure there was no impression of impropriety. The Foreign Gifts and Declarations Act of 1966 was prompted in part by the expensive gifts some Arab kings would bring on their visits, like luxury cars and fine horses, according to Hand. In political culture, “perception becomes reality,” says Hand, and it did not look good to have the president accept something that flashy from a foreign leader. The rule put a limit to the value of a gift a president could accept, with most gifts going directly to the National Archives after being presented. As of January 2014, the limit is currently set at $375.

The gifts of past presidents are located in the National Archives or are transferred to a Presidential Library when he retires. Presidents and other government officials have the option to purchase the gifts they received in office for their market value if they choose, as Hillary Clinton did following her tenure as secretary of state. She chose to purchase the black pearl necklace given to her by Myanmar opposition leader Aung San Suu Kyi in 2012, a gift, priced at $970. But usually, the gifts become a relic of past diplomacy, a little bit of history in the form of a novelty tea infuser or a ceremonial dagger, tucked away and carefully catalogued.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ashcroft what's wrong with your faaaaace



this is a very bezos face

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo
I've got this thing and it's loving golden, and I'm just not giving it up for fuckin' nothing.

more falafel please
Feb 26, 2005

forums poster

Echo Chamber posted:

I've got this thing and it's loving golden, and I'm just not giving it up for fuckin' nothing.

My coworker got interviewed by local TV as a "man on the street" outside a bar the night this broke, apparently talked to them for 5-10 minutes but all they used was "I just can't believe he'd be that stupid"

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

NightGyr posted:

Sweet and sour refers to sulfur content. Sour is high sulfur, sweet is low.

oil fumes give people hosed up slang. see also: fracing (no k)

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mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Chuka Umana posted:

I believe Sheryl Crow's Soak up the Sun is the first top 40 hit in the US to reference communism.
idk if these were top 40… but suitable for this thread

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wHylQRVN2Qs

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LNBjMRvOB5M

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