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achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
Going to be nice that people can stop pretending Johnny is a bad wrestler

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Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Wonder about Candice LeRae's contract.

Watch them try to pull a Zelina/Black

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Drakkel posted:

If they know all this why don't just talk to these guys NOW instead of waiting to the last minute and just, assuming they'll re-sign?

WWE: Of course they will re-sign with us. Where else they gonna go? Bingo balls? HAW HAW!
Writer: umm sir… there is actually other places now.
WWE: yer FIIIRED! Now where is that Little Adam guy? He might be on Main Event tonight. <giggles while talking about short guys pissing themselves>
Writer2: he resigned sir.
WWE: what did you say?!?
Writer2: I’ll go get him.
WWE: Someone get Ricochet!
Ricochet: Yes sir! You look great sir!
WWE: Bathrooms need cleaning and here’s your weeks pay! <flips a nickel at him>
Ricochet: Golly gee sir - thank you. Happy to be heeeerreeeee!

JUNGLE BOY
Sep 23, 2019

achillesforever6 posted:

Going to be nice that people can stop pretending Johnny is a bad wrestler

I’ll be fair and objective and wait till he’s out the door before committing to that

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
So....do they use CG pyro during entrances now? Are my eyes broken?

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

DogsInSpace! posted:

WWE: Of course they will re-sign with us. Where else they gonna go? Bingo balls? HAW HAW!
Writer: umm sir… there is actually other places now.
WWE: yer FIIIRED! Now where is that Little Adam guy? He might be on Main Event tonight. <giggles while talking about short guys pissing themselves>
Writer2: he resigned sir.
WWE: what did you say?!?
Writer2: I’ll go get him.
WWE: Someone get Ricochet!
Ricochet: Yes sir! You look great sir!
WWE: Bathrooms need cleaning and here’s your weeks pay! <flips a nickel at him>
Ricochet: Golly gee sir - thank you. Happy to be heeeerreeeee!

Oh to be a fly on the wall

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1437573504199766022?s=20

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
They have literally no new ideas, just recycling the same six things over and over again

Who could possibly give a poo poo about another draft? That hasn't been a ratings draw in years.

ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

Benne posted:

They have literally no new ideas, just recycling the same six things over and over again

Who could possibly give a poo poo about another draft? That hasn't been a ratings draw in years.

aew tank outside the arena drafting wwe guys

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib


New background please. Thanks mods

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


What they should be doing is ending the brand split instead

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



They better bring back the football robot

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



Orange Carlisle posted:

What they should be doing is ending the brand split instead

That way we can have TWICE as many Roman segments as we get now!

And Charlotte segments.

And Alexa Bliss and Lily segments.

Davros1 fucked around with this message at 01:49 on Sep 14, 2021

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
http://lutte.quebec/nouvelles/primeur-sami-zayn-sous-contrat-jusquau-printemps-2022/

Remember Sami's shoulder surgery?

Tack on the time baby! Looking at spring of 2022 now.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

they had to brag about smackdown number

https://twitter.com/FOXSportsPR/status/1437579390167109636

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

yea ok posted:

Oh to be a fly on the wall

I know right? The thing is: even if he gets paid millions of Dollars it eats at Vince to know he’s second best. The fact that AEW is successful and the indies are coming back is an affront to Vince and the only act he really did. He “defeated” his enemies and destroyed the territories, only for them to all come back as he loses his mind to age. 80% of the time he might be lost in his own madness but dementia or Alzheimer’s guys have these moments of clarity where it hits them. Seen this for myself in some relatives. It’s as cruel a punishment as any could imagine. I’d almost feel sorry for the guy except that dude’s been at cartoonish levels of villainy all his life. He has nothing but his money which is not even half of what he could have made if he wasn’t a complete wretched failson who got lucky. He will get the best healthcare he can buy but he will die alone; with no company but the soulless monsters he’s created and a legion of yes men. Yes men who might parrot words of genius but Vince hates those guys. Vince craves the love and respect his older brother had but he’s so broken that he doesn’t understand basic human emotion and nothing stills that endlessly hungry void inside. Vince will die just like everyone else and Vince’s ego cannot face that.

If you feel a bit bad just remember Vince covered up for murder, did PR for genocidal dictators and delights in the pain of others like a normal guy would ice cream. He’s not Hitler but he’s still genuinely awful. World will be a better place when he goes but I’ll miss the lols his continued failure and ineptitude generate. Maybe Dixie Carter will try to get into wrestling again.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


https://twitter.com/dril/status/134787490526658561?lang=en

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The thing they could do tonight that would piss off the most fans is have Kofi turn heel and cost Big E his cash in so I assume that will happen

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



Digital Jedi posted:



New background please. Thanks mods

:sigh:

I guess I'll say it since no one else has.

Charlotte is unrecognizable.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

objectively its a very good number especially as Rampage's was down quite a bit. I can't knock them for this when half the time this forum is Number.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Wait, isn't Alexa's doll only $30?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Shinjobi posted:

So....do they use CG pyro during entrances now? Are my eyes broken?

Was it Lashley's entrance? He has a cg thunder strike but real pyro from it

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1437577003948027907

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

smikey posted:

Wait, isn't Alexa's doll only $30?

This has more accessories so more money

Drakkel
May 6, 2007

IT'S LIKE I CAN TOUCH YOU!

The Humiliation of Loser Charlotte

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.
My guess was that Charlotte made the doll, which would have given her a personality trait besides Evil. Lame

Jeroen
Jun 2, 2004
I have been accused of a stalker!

Chris James 2 posted:

So Sami's deal is up before January, Gargano's Dec 3, and Kevin's is January 31

Add Tomasso Ciampa and you got the 4 DLC wrestlers I wanted to see in AEW.

Q7kid
Jul 24, 2009

My four-year-old daughter confirms "she's creepy and I don't like her."

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Q7kid posted:

My four-year-old daughter confirms "she's creepy and I don't like her."

Yes, but what did she think of the doll?

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


Charlotte looks so embarrassed to even be there lol

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Orange Carlisle posted:

Charlotte looks so embarrassed to even be there lol

"my husband gets to work with PAC, Omega and my dad and I'm doing this"

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Joey McChrist posted:

happy corbin should beat roman reigns
A couple of pages ago, but ...
Yes. Yes he should.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Dolls gonna fight for the title as they're cheap labor!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Endless Mike posted:

They better bring back the football robot

its name is cleatus

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Dolls gonna fight for the title as they're cheap labor!

Vince just saw the Bud Bowl and his imagination is running wild

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


stab posted:

http://lutte.quebec/nouvelles/primeur-sami-zayn-sous-contrat-jusquau-printemps-2022/

Remember Sami's shoulder surgery?

Tack on the time baby! Looking at spring of 2022 now.

this is only a speculative article, but is it even legal/enforceable for WWE in court to add injury time onto a contract?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


What’s Jimmy Gargoyle doing in the Impact Zone?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
what happened to the Rawbot. Is that lil guy still around

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SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Gargano gonna end up getting stretched by Lawlor and Narita on Strong

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