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Pretty sure she's trying to say that she might have been vaccinated before the Met she just didn't do enough "research", which is totally different than getting vaccinated for the Met, cause you can't make me get vaccinated. Which is dumb because she is not vaccinated and it's far too late to get vaccinated so she literally is not attending because of the vaccine requirement.
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Stretch Marx posted:Well you typed that without suffocating, melting, or being crushed by gravity so most of it is working so far. Nah Earth is the only one with the disease of Life, the other planets figured out that you gotta wipe that poo poo out preventatively with measures like "get super close to the sun" or "be a loving huge ball of gas so that idiot creatures can't form on your surface in the first place". If anything, Earth is the one planet that is not working correctly. The other planets vaccinated themselves. Earth is the chud who tried to self-medicate with the occasional asteroid or mini ice age, and is getting bored out by a species that is determined to spread itself to the other planets like a virus lol
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QuarkJets posted:Nah Earth is the only one with the disease of Life, the other planets figured out that you gotta wipe that poo poo out preventatively with measures like "get super close to the sun" or "be a loving huge ball of gas so that idiot creatures can't form on your surface in the first place". If only there were an equivalent of Kessler syndrome for viruses.
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Stickman posted:If only there were an equivalent of Kessler syndrome for viruses. I mean isn't that just the situation where a virus kills its host? Like we're so gung-ho about producing as much as stupid poo poo as possible that we're literally flooding our only route to other planets with garbage lol
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I guess that could work, but the timing isn't very satisfying since you'd generally still be contagious after death while Kessler syndrome traps us on a dying planet. Not dark enough!
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azurite posted:Getting vaccinated is like a 4-6 week process lol, or am I not reading her right because my balls are so swollen and painful ow 12 weeks here in Australia and boy are my gigantic swollen balls proof of it
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2021/09/booster-bandits-ethics/620048/ Meanwhile Israel already has 30% of its population boosted and is starting to stockpile more doses in preparation for 4th shot boosters https://twitter.com/celinegounder/status/1437417643653439489
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Meanwhile Israel already has 30% of its population boosted and is starting to stockpile more doses in preparation for 4th shot boosters 
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The UK is planning on a "maybe the truth is in the middle" vaxx plan for kids 12-15 where they give them a single shot of Pfizer which will give them some protection against the virus, balanced against some risk of myocarditis. https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/1437402877564268548 quote:The recommendation that only one dose be given - which the CMOs said could be looked at again in the spring - is related to the very rare risk of a condition called myocarditis, or inflammation of the heart muscle. E: plus they think that most kids that age probably caught the virus already quote:Estimates also suggest more than half of secondary school age children may have been infected already and acquired natural immunity. Note also that Cuba are already vaxxing kids 2+ and China are vaxxing kids aged 3+, but they each developed and tested their own vaccines https://edition.cnn.com/2021/09/09/americas/cuba-vaccination-children-covid-19-intl-latam/index.html https://www.independent.co.uk/asia/china/covid-vaccine-china-children-sinovac-b1861722.html Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 10:32 on Sep 14, 2021 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Note also that Cuba are already vaxxing kids 2+ and China are vaxxing kids aged 3+, but they each developed and tested their own vaccines We cannot allow a Testicle Gap. Those commie Cuban kids are gonna have elephant balls and the US will be a laughing stock
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Sep 14, 2021 10:49
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Sep 14, 2021 10:58
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Given that politicians are getting their booster shots while the FDA and CDC are insisting they aren't "necessary," what is the motive behind downplaying them? Does the idea threaten open-er-up? Does it reduce fence sitter confidence in the vaccines? It's definitely not to preserve supply so we can send it overseas.
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Sep 14, 2021 11:27
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just imagine what the horsepaste chuggers will be drinking/swallowing/injecting/rubbing into their armpits 12 months from now. Horse dewormer and fish tank cleaner were dumb as hell but you just know the craziest poo poo is still over the horizon Oooh we've got an early contender https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1437480682926735360
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Sep 14, 2021 12:17
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oooh we've got an early contender I think that's an ok treatment, for tonsillitis though, not covid.
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any boomer born before 1963 can’t cook… all they know is sleep 8 hours, eat fresh food and slow food, go out for early morning sun, gargle (water, salt water, betadine diluted in water, mouthwash) upon arriving home, do hot bath and lie
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Someone's gonna shoot up a hospital eventually, this poo poo is getting out of control https://twitter.com/willsommer/status/1437385802271576067
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Sep 14, 2021 15:12
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Medical Murder, the worst type of murder.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Someone's gonna shoot up a hospital eventually, this poo poo is getting out of control
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Sep 14, 2021 16:14
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It'd be pretty bad if they had to start kicking patients out once they demand ivermectin because the risk of terrorism is too great to care for them.
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Also they can't discharge a patient if they're vented and in a medically induced coma, even if the hospital is getting bomb threats n' poo poo .......or can they???? 
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Sep 14, 2021 16:24
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Oh cool, 1/6 backer and noted insane person Lin Wood will soon be leading insurrections against loving hospitals.
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Sep 14, 2021 17:09
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:E: plus they think that most kids that age probably caught the virus already How many of them acquired natural heart damage? They should have been inoculated months ago. Cowards.
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Sep 14, 2021 17:17
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A libertarian conspiracy blog in my state put up a COVID-19 "side effect" reporting page and we're having a bit of fun.
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Sep 14, 2021 17:26
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Sep 14, 2021 17:27
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Something fun to think about, the disease we're shitposting about now in a few decades will be what kills some of us in old age. Assuming global warming doesn't just solve everything for us.
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:Something fun to think about, the disease we're shitposting about now in a few decades will be what kills some of us in old age. Spoiler alert: Global warning will gently caress everything up and pretty soon too.
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The UK just announced their Autumn/Winter plan, the big change it that they'll be rolling out a Pfizer booster for "over-50s, younger adults with health conditions and frontline health and care workers" starting next week quote:Under Plan A, ministers will: https://www.bbc.com/news/health-58550833 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNi7y3HBRz0 So, boosters will be offered to some people, kids 12-15 will be added to the vaxx rollout, no vaxx mandate, no lockdowns, masks not currently required but they might be reinstated in some places if things get bad, vaccine passports will be optional for businesses and if things get bad they might be used for mass events. I don't think that'll be satisfying to anyone, the open-'er-uppers will think it's too much and the shut'em'downers will think it's too little.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I don't think that'll be satisfying to anyone, the open-'er-uppers will think it's too much and the shut'em'downers will think it's too little. The virus is pleased with the compromise.
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Raskolnikov2089 posted:Something fun to think about, the disease we're shitposting about now in a few decades will be what kills some of us in old age. You may be right, but I think it's too soon to know the actual health effects of alcohol.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Just imagine what the horsepaste chuggers will be drinking/swallowing/injecting/rubbing into their armpits 12 months from now. Horse dewormer and fish tank cleaner were dumb as hell but you just know the craziest poo poo is still over the horizon gently caress me we've already got another one https://twitter.com/cnnphilippines/status/1434811297565085699 Here's the study that set it all off: https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC8142857/ A Goon doctor has already reported seeing a whole bunch of young covid patients who have turned up to the ER absolutely slathered in coconut oil
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look i'm just not sure about the vaccines yet, i'm doing more research before i make up my mind *slathers self in horse dewormer and coconut oil*
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Oooh we've got an early contender
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Sep 14, 2021 18:19
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miracle new covid treatment! intense microwave radiation proven extremely effective at killing covid in the lab. home applications should be obvious
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Mozi posted:look i'm just not sure about the vaccines yet, i'm doing more research before i make up my mind *slathers self in horse dewormer and coconut oil*
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How are u posted:Medical Murder, the worst type of murder. There's only one man who can get to the bottom of this! 
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