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The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Borrovan posted:

Not sure myself. Legalistically, ime no civil litigant in the history of earth has every accepted that they ever did anything even a little bit wrong, settlements are always just entered into for pragmatic reasons with no admission of guilt. More practically, all anyone's really gonna pay attention to is the fact that he won, which means he can't have done anything because just world no I won't read the judgment fa lala lala.

The "I didn't do anything wrong. It was just easier to write a cheque and reach a settlement" may be legally correct. And a bunch of times, it is the right tactical move to make (unless you have the unlimited resources to fight and defeat all spurious claims*.)
But it always makes you look super skeevy.
If you are explaining how settling doesn't make you guilty, you're losing.


Borrovan posted:


There's also the fact that literally everyone already knows he's a nonce so it's not like this changes anyone's mind anyway. "Comments disabled for legal reasons" lol.

Yeah but only at an innuendo level. This moves it to the stage where everyone can openly refer to Andrew as a man who paid a settlement to a women to close a civil case about sexual trafficking.

*= Why one would need a fantastic amount of wealth to do this. Like it's a royal amount of wealth.

Edit: This cat has paid a number of settlements to settle cases in civil animal court over the unlawful killing of a number of mice, rabbits, birds, water fowl and baby ducklings.
He was caught on camera in his snipers nest.

The Question IRL fucked around with this message at 14:57 on Sep 14, 2021

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Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
The dentist waiting room meme but with UBI :effort:

Gig work in the absence of UBI is a moral atrocity

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


If he wins at trial owing to having already settled, and headline news isn't "BELOVED PRINCE VINDICATED OF ALL WRONGDOING", I'll buy you a coke

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Failed Imagineer posted:

work is a moral atrocity

Agreed OP

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde

Julio Cruz posted:

yes that whole one guaranteed hour of work is really going to pay for a whole load of stuff

Sounds like you need to be a striver with 40 separate 1 hour contracts each week.
With the power of timetravel and/or teleportation.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I was not especially enthusiastic when corbyn was promising the same thing to be honest though I would have given him more leeway to not gently caress it up and also it was part of like, a broader set of improvements.

If it's just "you have to work the same amount of hours every week" that's not going to solve anything because it's still poo poo work for poo poo money and there still aren't gonna be enough of them each week. Also I have no idea how my job would even work as a regular waged thing so I genuinely expect it would just put me out of work, and unlike corbyn I doubt starmer would give a poo poo about that.

There are salaried positions where I work but I wouldn't take them because it just means you're expected to do stupid amounts of work for the same salary.

The best thing they could do to improve my security is cutting down on expenses which means tackling housing and bills and poo poo but they aren't gonna do that. Or some other source of income security like a UBI. Or a big pay raise.

I'm just not gonna be singing from the rooftops if the solution to life being poo poo is just "more work"

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Sep 14, 2021

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Free domestic water and everyone gets a certain amount of free domestic electricity through smart metering, enough to keep an average family warm and fed but not enough for le epic bitcoin rigs, would make a huge difference.

e: Also like right to food and right to shelter but as actual rights rather than words.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Borrovan posted:

If he wins at trial owing to having already settled, and headline news isn't "BELOVED PRINCE VINDICATED OF ALL WRONGDOING", I'll buy you a coke

I'll take that bet. Mostly because the foreign press (and especially the Irish press) will make him sound as guilty as possible.

That's how they framed the article I linked last page.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

And yet there is nothing in your suggestion that would prevent me from drilling a hole in the water main to power a large water wheel on the side of my house which is connected to my le epic bitcoin rig :thunk:

I have yet to complete my bitcoin rig that is powered by covid testing kits (they don't burn in the firebox very well) but I am sure I will soon and then I will show you all the folly of infinite demand!!!

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 15:55 on Sep 14, 2021

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Mrs ghost works in a museum and they've had a visit from an unnamed former MP who now makes tv programmes about trains. She was going to get him to sign a Bradshaw's guide and give it to me for Christmas as a joke but he was such a knobhead she didn't bother

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

the sex ghost posted:

Mrs ghost works in a museum and they've had a visit from an unnamed former MP who now makes tv programmes about trains. She was going to get him to sign a Bradshaw's guide and give it to me for Christmas as a joke but he was such a knobhead she didn't bother

You'll have to narrow that down.

There is an Irish former TD (the Irish equivalent of an MP) who also makes programmes about trains. Though from what I heard, nobody thinks he is a knobhead in real life. (Politically is another story.)

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

The Question IRL posted:

You'll have to narrow that down.

There is an Irish former TD (the Irish equivalent of an MP) who also makes programmes about trains. Though from what I heard, nobody thinks he is a knobhead in real life. (Politically is another story.)

He was also Taoiseach, probably worth mentioning. And I think he's a dickhead

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

the sex ghost posted:

Mrs ghost works in a museum and they've had a visit from an unnamed former MP who now makes tv programmes about trains. She was going to get him to sign a Bradshaw's guide and give it to me for Christmas as a joke but he was such a knobhead she didn't bother

I know several people who’ve worked on his TV shows and he is renowned for being a tremendous c*nt

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Random question - do trades unions' legal bods do stuff like landlord/tenant disputes too? I'm assuming it's strictly work stuff. Not that I have any particular specific reason to fear aggro with my landlord, but if anything legal does crop up for me in the near future that's more likely than work so if a TU does do that kind of thing that would be an extra reason for me to join.

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

feedmegin posted:

Random question - do trades unions' legal bods do stuff like landlord/tenant disputes too? I'm assuming it's strictly work stuff. Not that I have any particular specific reason to fear aggro with my landlord, but if anything legal does crop up for me in the near future that's more likely than work so if a TU does do that kind of thing that would be an extra reason for me to join.

Some of the general trade unions offer non-work help for certain things. Contact yours and ask if you're interested.

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

some unions have a 'deathbed conversion' clause where if you join and immediately use their legal services or whatever they might not foot the whole bill for you

Skull Servant
Oct 25, 2009

Failed Imagineer posted:

He was also Taoiseach, probably worth mentioning. And I think he's a dickhead

I only heard about this show like two weeks ago and was really surprised that anyone anywhere gives enough of a poo poo to give him his own show.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

The Question IRL posted:

You'll have to narrow that down.

There is an Irish former TD (the Irish equivalent of an MP) who also makes programmes about trains. Though from what I heard, nobody thinks he is a knobhead in real life. (Politically is another story.)

It's Portillo

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

feedmegin posted:

Random question - do trades unions' legal bods do stuff like landlord/tenant disputes too? I'm assuming it's strictly work stuff. Not that I have any particular specific reason to fear aggro with my landlord, but if anything legal does crop up for me in the near future that's more likely than work so if a TU does do that kind of thing that would be an extra reason for me to join.

Unionline (GMB/CWU/a few smaller unions) offer advice on landlord disputes for free but won't represent you (i.e. write letters, take the landlord to court, send Fingers and Lenny round to break his legs if he doesn't give back your deposit) for free. They *do* offer discounted representation for members though.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1437780860506357768

quote:

A royal spokesperson has confirmed that Queen Elizabeth II sent a message to Kim Jong-un last week.

The Queen got in touch with Kim on 7 September, two days before the 73rd anniversary of its founding as the Democratic People's Republic of Korea, according to The Daily Beast.

The message read: "As the people of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea celebrate their national day, I send my good wishes for the future."

A royal spokesperson explained: "It was a message sent by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office (FCDO) on behalf of Her Majesty to the people of North Korea on their national day."

apparently they wish her a happy birthday every year and she's never sent a return message until now

sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
New deal for factory owners

https://twitter.com/keewa/status/1437783760909570062?s=20

e: The guardian also fails to mention that little detail

sinky fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Sep 14, 2021

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009
Love every politician just waiting for an opportunity to whip out the 'my dad was infinitely cooler and objectively a better person than me' card at all times

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Surely when you're that overworked your productive output is going to be extremely shoddy. For instance, Starmer Sr. produced Kieth

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

the sex ghost posted:

Love every politician just waiting for an opportunity to whip out the 'my dad was infinitely cooler and objectively a better person than me' card at all times
Kim Jong-il was better than Kim Jong-un though, and Kim Il-sung was better than both.

Brendan Rodgers
Jun 11, 2014




Guavanaut posted:

Kim Jong-il was better than Kim Jong-un though, and Kim Il-sung was better than both.

Necromancy is just a very solid school of magic to specialise in. Very versatile.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

kecske posted:

some unions have a 'deathbed conversion' clause where if you join and immediately use their legal services or whatever they might not foot the whole bill for you

Yep. Like I say I don't have any immediate concerns so if I were to sign up it had better be now rather than when I actually did need them.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

brave of starmer to try to dictate the policy of the 2063 government so far in advance

but seriously though... yeah no reason to trust the current labour with this (or anything else)

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



mediaphage posted:

apparently they wish her a happy birthday every year

:catstare: That's not very cash republicanism of them

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Sep 14, 2021

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

Failed Imagineer posted:

He was also Taoiseach, probably worth mentioning. And I think he's a dickhead

I was more amazed that their was a Venn Diagram overlap between "former politician" and "wants to do a TV show about trains."

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

Failed Imagineer posted:

Surely when you're that overworked your productive output is going to be extremely shoddy. For instance, Starmer Sr. produced Kieth

a bleary eyed 14 hr shift in a tool factory would be prime OSHA thread gif material

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Julio Cruz posted:

there's gonna be like 5 asterisks to each part of that policy
* Labour immediately put all of their staff on zero hour contracts.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't know what you expect a guy who owns a tool factory to produce other than a large tool?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

Free domestic water and everyone gets a certain amount of free domestic electricity through smart metering, enough to keep an average family warm and fed but not enough for le epic bitcoin rigs, would make a huge difference.

e: Also like right to food and right to shelter but as actual rights rather than words.

Granny reminiscences:
When I lived in Egypt, if you used less than a certain amount of electricity in a month (as most of the poorer people did without air conditioning or heating - icy cold in winter but I digress) you paid a lower price per unit but if you used over that you paid a higher rate per unit on ALL your electricity. So that sort of covered that aspect.
I don't know if they still do that because they took an IMF loan and some of the conditions were removal of various subsidies.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

OwlFancier posted:

I don't know what you expect a guy who owns a tool factory to produce other than a large tool?
"Wull, the tool factury called, and thuy're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller."
"Yuh? Well... I slupt with yur wufe, Nuck!"

Bobstar
Feb 8, 2006

KartooshFace, you are not responding efficiently!

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Granny reminiscences:
When I lived in Egypt, if you used less than a certain amount of electricity in a month (as most of the poorer people did without air conditioning or heating - icy cold in winter but I digress) you paid a lower price per unit but if you used over that you paid a higher rate per unit on ALL your electricity

Hey, it's how people think tax brackets work, but real :aaaaa:

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

OwlFancier posted:

I don't know what you expect a guy who owns a tool factory to produce other than a large tool?

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
Group of U.K. Tory politicians and lords have had their Chinese assists seized and are banned from entering any Chinese territory, including Hong Kong, and Chinese businesses are banned from doing business with them for “spreading malicious lies about China”

One of them is IDS :lol:

Mr Phillby
Apr 8, 2009

~TRAVIS~
One of the most depresing things in my life was when I was working a lovely zero hours stocktaking job I spoke with someone who had worked for the company for 13 years. They told me how when they started at the company there were pay scales based on distance traveled to work, garanteed hours and all kinds of benefits and everything had just slowly gotten worse or been stripped away.

For context the system I worked under was that if you had to travel more than 200 miles (one way) you were entitled to a £5 travel bonus. One time we went to a job 198 miles away and didn't qualify. I also found out that they had decided to send us to south Wales from Kent to count a B&Q while another team from South Wales was sent the same day to count another B&Q in ... kent. Apparently this was decided because they though we might call our friends and rob the B&Q if we worked locally.

So yeah Zero hours loving sucks good job starmer for providing a sliver of a reason to vote Labour for a change, shame about literally everything else.

Private Speech
Mar 30, 2011

I HAVE EVEN MORE WORTHLESS BEANIE BABIES IN MY COLLECTION THAN I HAVE WORTHLESS POSTS IN THE BEANIE BABY THREAD YET I STILL HAVE THE TEMERITY TO CRITICIZE OTHERS' COLLECTIONS

IF YOU SEE ME TALKING ABOUT BEANIE BABIES, PLEASE TELL ME TO

EAT. SHIT.


Mr Phillby posted:

One of the most depresing things in my life was when I was working a lovely zero hours stocktaking job I spoke with someone who had worked for the company for 13 years. They told me how when they started at the company there were pay scales based on distance traveled to work, garanteed hours and all kinds of benefits and everything had just slowly gotten worse or been stripped away.

For context the system I worked under was that if you had to travel more than 200 miles (one way) you were entitled to a £5 travel bonus. One time we went to a job 198 miles away and didn't qualify. I also found out that they had decided to send us to south Wales from Kent to count a B&Q while another team from South Wales was sent the same day to count another B&Q in ... kent. Apparently this was decided because they though we might call our friends and rob the B&Q if we worked locally.

So yeah Zero hours loving sucks good job starmer for providing a sliver of a reason to vote Labour for a change, shame about literally everything else.

How much does something like that pay? I'm just generally curious.

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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
i wish the north koreans all the best too

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