YOSPOS Tweets v1.5: (enlarging bottoms mostly)

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Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

KoRMaK posted:

lol at that chyron and that it's inaccurate to the words right next to that big dumb noggin

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1437581614004023297

# ? Sep 14, 2021 14:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 20:40

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Video Nasty posted:

Real answer, it's from season 2 of "I Think You Should Leave" on Netflix. First season was pure gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo

its what he would have wanted

# ? Sep 14, 2021 16:55

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/yoda/status/1437780060082262017?s=21

p. deece thread

# ? Sep 14, 2021 19:56

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Video Nasty posted:

Real answer, it's from season 2 of "I Think You Should Leave" on Netflix. First season was pure gold.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7f9xTPI9eo

rest in peace, you beautiful bastard.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 20:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

if i was a comedic actor I�d want to be like fred willard.

# ? Sep 14, 2021 20:26

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

President Beep posted:

if i was a comedic actor I’d want to be like fred willard.

you'd have to be funny first!!!

# ? Sep 14, 2021 20:28

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

you'd have to be funny first!!!

why do you think I�m not living it up in vaudeville you dummy!

# ? Sep 14, 2021 20:30

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

if i was a comedic actor I’d want to be like fred willard.

Just don't get caught beeping off in a porno theater

# ? Sep 14, 2021 20:32

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

Just don't get caught beeping off in a porno theater

psshh you sound just like my probation officer :rolleyes:

# ? Sep 14, 2021 20:46

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

psshh you sound just like my probation officer

I mean you don't have to worry the one he was busted in has been shuttered for a year 🤷🏻‍♀️

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:17

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Ellie Trashcakes posted:

I mean you don't have to worry the one he was busted in has been shuttered for a year 🤷🏻‍♀️

not for me and my prybar it hasn�t :getin:

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:26

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

busted for busting

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:31

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Ur Getting Fatter posted:

busting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdyU_gW6WE

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:33

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

eh, as far a celebrity scandals go, that's practically nothing by today's standards. heck, he'd be back writing op-eds already if it happened last year

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:38

lament.cfg: Dec 28, 2006; we have such posts
to show you

isn�t a porno theater for suckin and fuckin? he was arrested for being a selfish lover I guess

# ? Sep 14, 2021 21:45

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

lament.cfg posted:

isn’t a porno theater for suckin and fuckin? he was arrested for being a selfish lover I guess

Basically, yeah. Used to be you could buy a ticket and crash if you can't afford a hotel room but nowadays it's like a fog machine of meth in those places

# ? Sep 14, 2021 23:36

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/RealHeathcliffs/status/1438127009830408194

# ? Sep 15, 2021 14:16

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/fightscamerapod/status/1438121413504811014?s=21

# ? Sep 15, 2021 19:40

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

Kenny Logins posted:

https://twitter.com/fightscamerapod/status/1438121413504811014?s=21

I'm uploading some tribute cums to this email thread. My greatest hits

# ? Sep 15, 2021 19:49

dpkg chopra: Jun 9, 2007; Fast Food Fight; Grimey Drawer

Support Ticket #332023-4321: [URGENT] CFO box inaccessible due to excessive amount of CUMs.

# ? Sep 15, 2021 19:59

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

my ~girlfriend~ deals with a lot of cumulative reports at work, which everyone abbreviates as "cums"

in my field, the correct way to cite to a cumulative supplement is "cum. supp."

# ? Sep 15, 2021 20:22

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

ive heard of those. i think zinc is one

# ? Sep 15, 2021 20:26

ShimaTetsuo: Sep 9, 2001; Maximus Quietus

https://www.mathworks.com/help/matlab/ref/cumtrapz.html

# ? Sep 15, 2021 20:41

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/pappademas/status/1438205294945865733?s=21

# ? Sep 15, 2021 21:51

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/eliciadonze/status/1438134918392029191

# ? Sep 15, 2021 22:21

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i worked at a place with cums. it was some kind of inventory thing.

# ? Sep 15, 2021 22:27

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/kevkoeser/status/1438334707494580229?s=21

# ? Sep 16, 2021 14:00

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

President Beep posted:

i worked at a place with cums. it was some kind of inventory thing.

I too was employed at the Dicksucking Factory

# ? Sep 16, 2021 16:19

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/shaun_vids/status/1438351861216579590

# ? Sep 16, 2021 16:41

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

https://twitter.com/steelydante/status/1438319539301851139

# ? Sep 16, 2021 17:09

jesus WEP: Oct 17, 2004

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/steelydante/status/1438319539301851139

# ? Sep 16, 2021 17:35

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/steelydante/status/1438319539301851139

incredible

# ? Sep 16, 2021 20:23

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

https://twitter.com/LukeWhiston/status/1438428592782913537?s=20

# ? Sep 16, 2021 20:26

PokeJoe: Aug 24, 2004; hail cgatan

NoneMoreNegative posted:

https://twitter.com/LukeWhiston/status/1438428592782913537?s=20

literal lol

# ? Sep 16, 2021 20:34

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1438338389779132416

# ? Sep 16, 2021 20:35

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1438338389779132416

getting jokes, the tweet

# ? Sep 16, 2021 21:23

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1438338389779132416

wow, they should have named the dance to reflect this so people could be warned

# ? Sep 16, 2021 22:25

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

https://twitter.com/jessiestwats/status/1437831981757198336?s=21

# ? Sep 16, 2021 22:39

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

FMguru posted:

https://twitter.com/steelydante/status/1438319539301851139

Huh I thought this was the page for helicopter parenting

# ? Sep 16, 2021 23:43

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# ? May 29, 2024 20:40

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Huh I thought this was the page for helicopter parenting

# ? Sep 16, 2021 23:45

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