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"Flat tire" Jesus Christ thats good. Edit for bad snipe: I hate this world. https://twitter.com/donlemon/status/1438293631375380482?s=19
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You know, I didn't even think of that, but that newsman is absolutely right. The world has no business knowing about that guy's flat tire.
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If you think that’s bad, do the needful on the “Public likes” tweet.
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https://twitter.com/lolsrsbsns/status/1438323363307573248 https://twitter.com/nickeldoodle/status/1438498697801879553 https://twitter.com/calebsaysthings/status/1438315386106089482 https://twitter.com/jessiestwats/status/1437831981757198336 https://twitter.com/BudrykZack/status/1438297015889408008
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https://twitter.com/presHERvation/status/1438328829148385281?s=20 Funny how the "enlightened" societies in history always seem to be real good at imperialism. Probably just a coincidence
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https://mobile.twitter.com/ctrlcreep/status/1438619107373592582 this account's my favorite random follow
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This is so simple and so perfect.
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Not that having them makes a society innately superior but it's much easier to conquer and kill when you have rifles and artillery. You can commit war crimes much faster than with bows.
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https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1438548409636556800?s=21 Someone please tell me how to tag all the smug British goons who always go nuts whenever someone posts ounces or something.
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Sep 17, 2021 01:52
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Weed dealers feeling on top of the world tonight.
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Sep 17, 2021 01:57
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1438548409636556800?s=21 The Times is the UK's version of The Onion, right?
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Cocaine Bear posted:The Times is the UK's version of The Onion, right? You know you can click through and look at the accounts other tweets, right?
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You know you can click through and look at the accounts other tweets, right? I was unawares. I have seen the error of my ways now that I clicked the article. Thank you, netizen.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You know you can click through and look at the accounts other tweets, right? I mean it's a British newspaper, so it's already indistinguishable from The Onion.
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grittyreboot posted:I mean it's a
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Someone tell me if it is satire or not, because is this hellworld I can no longer tell the difference.
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The Lone Badger posted:Someone tell me if it is satire or not, because is this hellworld I can no longer tell the difference. it's very much real anyway https://twitter.com/alexsteacy/status/1338676504247463944
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:it's very much real 
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Side note, but Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography is a really good read. It's told in a series of vignettes and has so many great stories in it.
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Skutter posted:Side note, but Rodney Dangerfield's autobiography is a really good read. It's told in a series of vignettes and has so many great stories in it. Does he get any respect in any of them? Also, I love that tweet 
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Are they going back to pre-decimal currency as well?
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Tiggum posted:Are they going back to pre-decimal currency as well?
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1438548409636556800?s=21 https://twitter.com/PoliticsForAlI/status/1438530883133313029 It's all so pathetic and pointless.
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Pandering to demented elderly Tories
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I can't remember my imperial to metric conversion, but isn't a pint slightly smaller than the 500ml tap beer is usually served in? I mean, I worked at a bar where our pints where not 16 oz. so I doubt bars are gonna changeall their glasses, but that is kinda funny to me.
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/thetimes/status/1438548409636556800?s=21 Sorry, but this entire story is just absolute bollocks. Greengrocers and butchers here have always tended to use imperial measures, pint glasses have the crown stamp. Nothing is changing, this is just boris trying to distract from the fact we have some empty aisles in the supermarkets. Edit - a pint is 568ml and if anyone tried to change that to metric, the country would fall in days. sugar mouse has a new favorite as of 09:14 on Sep 17, 2021 |
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Skwirl posted:I can't remember my imperial to metric conversion, but isn't a pint slightly smaller than the 500ml tap beer is usually served in? I mean, I worked at a bar where our pints where not 16 oz. so I doubt bars are gonna changeall their glasses, but that is kinda funny to me. That is exactly the kind of pointless poo poo that red-faced Brexiteer bar owners would spend thousands of pounds on while claiming there's never enough money to hire enough staff or pay the ones who are there a living wage.
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greazeball posted:That is exactly the kind of pointless poo poo that red-faced Brexiteer bar owners would spend thousands of pounds on while claiming there's never enough money to hire enough staff or pay the ones who are there a living wage. I was implying they already had glasses that were less than 500ml and claiming they were 500ml.
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Chas McGill posted:Pandering to demented elderly Tories the post colonial downfall of britain and its conceptions of itself are really fascinating. it's like the opposite of a place like NZ where their extremely minor place in the world is generally accepted and informs a culture of understatement and overachievement. whereas in the UK (or England anyway) the semi recent history of being top dog globally means that everybody has a complex where they expect their small country to win the world cup and the euros every time and are constantly baffled when they don't, or they think because they basically rent nuclear subs from america they are a superpower despite being in a state of constant greece-style decay and collapse, etc. All that is clearly the root of Brexit and the cultural dominance of aggrieved red faced spittled shirtless orboids swinging england jerseys around and chanting racist poo poo in sports stands and their elite panderers and enablers like boris and nige
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