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The amount of thrust generated in a big wheel steamer by 1 horse carcass
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Sep 11, 2021 22:26
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- Adbot
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May 11, 2024 06:21
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- Karate Bastard
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That's what I said!
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Sep 11, 2021 22:29
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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Aquatic engines should really rate in hippo power.
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Sep 11, 2021 23:17
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- Prof. Crocodile
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why are outboard motors measured in horsepower when horses cant do anything in the water
they’re talking about seahorses obv
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Sep 12, 2021 02:13
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- Code Jockey
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a romantic comedy about an older brother dying and haunting his younger loser brother's smartphone, and manipulating the autocorrect to try to help get his life on track and help him in pursuit of ~doing it~ as he sends people messages, browses the internet etc.
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Sep 12, 2021 08:14
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- RavenousScoot
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a romantic comedy about an older brother dying and haunting his younger loser brother's smartphone, and manipulating the autocorrect to try to help get his life on track and help him in pursuit of ~doing it~ as he sends people messages, browses the internet etc.
killed myself so I can be haunting my enemies' youtube recommendations rn
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Sep 12, 2021 08:24
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- mind the walrus
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a romantic comedy about an older brother dying and haunting his younger loser brother's smartphone, and manipulating the autocorrect to try to help get his life on track and help him in pursuit of ~doing it~ as he sends people messages, browses the internet etc.
The joke is that even though the ghost is manipulating the gently caress out of everything his brother sees there's no perceptible difference to him from what it was before, so the ghost is never discovered and dies.
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Sep 12, 2021 14:44
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A guy grows up to believe in baby Jesus and that his body is a temple of the holy spirit but also watches a lot of mech anime and forms the concept in his mind that baby jesus is in a cockpit in his head controlling him and whenever he's facing a crisis there's a cutaway to baby Jesus hitting buttons on a control panel.
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Sep 13, 2021 00:48
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- Finger Prince
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A guy grows up to believe in baby Jesus and that his body is a temple of the holy spirit but also watches a lot of mech anime and forms the concept in his mind that baby jesus is in a cockpit in his head controlling him and whenever he's facing a crisis there's a cutaway to baby Jesus hitting buttons on a control panel.
Abraham, Jesus, Mohammad, Moses, and Haile Selassie join together to form God, kinda like Voltron or the Power Rangers.
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Sep 13, 2021 02:19
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- Robot Made of Meat
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Moderately Silassie.
Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!
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Sep 13, 2021 02:20
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- RavenousScoot
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an austin powers sequel where he and dr evil go through the time machine at the same time and come out as conjoined twins. they have to work together to defeat a group of rival villains all played by mike myers
it's called Double Agent
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Sep 13, 2021 14:14
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- Prof. Crocodile
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Sep 13, 2021 14:49
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- Viginti Septem
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Oculus Noctuae
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an austin powers sequel where he and dr evil go through the time machine at the same time and come out as conjoined twins. they have to work together to defeat a group of rival villains all played by mike myers
it's called Double Agent
A hybrid Austin Powers spinoff with the storyline and most of the cast from Lost In Space called Lost In Powers
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Sep 13, 2021 15:24
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- Ventral EggSac
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A guy grows up to believe in baby Jesus and that his body is a temple of the holy spirit but also watches a lot of mech anime and forms the concept in his mind that baby jesus is in a cockpit in his head controlling him and whenever he's facing a crisis there's a cutaway to baby Jesus hitting buttons on a control panel.
Inside Out but instead of Joy, Sadness, etc it's the Father, Son and Holy Ghost
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Sep 13, 2021 15:32
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- deep dish peat moss
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Everybody's always talking about the supernatural but I'm more interested in the subnatural
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Sep 14, 2021 01:37
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- Karate Bastard
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What would the subnatural even be? Something even more obviously explainable than nature? Like, math? Like of course the infinte expansion of that term sums to one half pi, you dipshit jeez...
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Sep 14, 2021 06:41
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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I used to think my life was a tragedy. But now I've realised, it's Chinatown.
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Sep 15, 2021 12:59
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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I'm standing in front of a microphone. I crane my neck to one side of the mic, looking off to the far stage left.
"Does he really do that bit where he pretends he's two people having a conversation? I thought that kind of schtick went out back when taking a circus mallet to a produce stand stopped being worth a check."
I crane my neck to the other side of the mic, staring off to the extreme stage right
"Floyd, a man is carrying on a conversation with himself in front of an audience and that's the part that bothers you?"
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Sep 15, 2021
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Sep 15, 2021 17:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Jesters can't melt steel beams. Or something.
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Sep 15, 2021 18:55
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Gotham City is Sodom. God sends his Angel down to destroy the city and Batman has to fight it to fulfill his oath. Or something.
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Sep 15, 2021 21:39
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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Gotham City is Sodom. God sends his Angel down to destroy the city and Batman has to fight it to fulfill his oath. Or something.
bargains with god to find one pure soul, is immediately shot down when he tries to include himself in that count
God: "yeah, if you can find one, i'll hold off."
BW: "well, you found him. i mean, i am a superhero and all."
God: "....nooOOOOooo. absolutely not. you are probably one of the furthest things away from that. i mean, yeah, your parents died (they say hi btw) and that really messes a person up but i'm pretty sure that grief and trauma didn't manifest itself with you hopping around in a cape and cowl while beating up the poors."
Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Sep 15, 2021
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Sep 15, 2021 21:56
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- google THIS
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Gotham City is Sodom. God sends his Angel down to destroy the city and Batman has to fight it to fulfill his oath. Or something.
This is a somewhat accurate synopsis of the Dark Knight trilogy
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Sep 15, 2021 22:28
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Which Japanese pronouns would the Father the Son and the Holy Spirt use respectively?
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Sep 16, 2021 18:32
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- frump truck
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hello... again!
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Which Japanese pronouns would the Father the Son and the Holy Spirt use respectively?
probably shachou, kun, and senpai
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Sep 16, 2021 19:05
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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lol
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Sep 16, 2021 19:06
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- Code Jockey
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The Catholic church makes an attempt to reach the younger generation with a marketing campaign called "Notice Me, Holy Senpai" with a partnership with Crunchyroll to stream mass
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Sep 16, 2021 19:09
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- Code Jockey
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the next great schism in the church is between people who watch mass with subtitles and those who prefer it english dubbed
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Sep 16, 2021 19:12
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Jesters can't melt steel beams. Or something.
Not with that attitude
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Sep 17, 2021 01:41
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- Code Jockey
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armchair speedrunners
Sitting in my recliner, angrily yelling at the TV THAT ISN'T THE OPTIMAL ROUTE CONSIDERING YOUR CURRENT MP
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Sep 17, 2021 06:16
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- Karate Bastard
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armchair speedrunners
Sitting in my recliner, angrily yelling at the TV THAT ISN'T THE OPTIMAL ROUTE CONSIDERING YOUR CURRENT MP
Hang on hang on hear me out: Armchair
...masturbators?
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Sep 17, 2021 16:55
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- Code Jockey
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Hang on hang on hear me out: Armchair
...masturbators?
Brazzers this season is fuckin' ridiculous, I exclaim, throwing up my hands in frustration, my boner wilting gradually
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Sep 17, 2021 17:16
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- Adbot
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May 11, 2024 06:21
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- Karate Bastard
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No buddy, buddy, hey, buddy
Buddy you're holding it wrongbuddy hey no. You're doing it wrong buddy you gotta squeeze. Hey rear end in a top hat are you even LISTENING NOW GRAB THAT BALLSACK
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Sep 17, 2021 17:52
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