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ChickenDoodle: Oct 22, 2020

mom and dad fight a lot posted:

Bully this guy

Eh, it�s like kicking a bag of wet tissue paper. Hardly exciting.

Now if they actually put forth an argument for voting for the PPC, that would be worth getting excited about.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:21

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# ? Jun 7, 2024 08:00

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Well, now, they did. They think people should vote PPC because the Conservatives are basically the same as the Liberals.

They're certainly not the first person ITT to make that comparison.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:26

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

ZShakespeare posted:

Thats a weird thing to call someone who doesn't think that the NDP is magically going to win and are crypto leftists, but ok.

"cryptoleftists"

we must secure a future for the great leap forward or something?

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:27

Chemtrailologist: Jul 8, 2007

Raenir Salazar posted:

At the very least maybe the NDP winning might force the Liberals to fix their poo poo.

An NDP minority government would have the lifespan of a fruit fly. The Liberals would align more closely with the Conservatives to sabotage them.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:28

Raenir Salazar: Nov 5, 2010; College Slice

Ego-bot posted:

An NDP minority government would have the lifespan of a fruit fly. The Liberals would align more closely with the Conservatives to sabotage them.

Perhaps but I don't think that matters? Why let such things get in the way of hoping for the best and working towards the politics you'd prefer? Why let doubt get in the way of that? It doesn't really even strike me as realism or realpolitik or whatever, it just feels like playing 11th dimensional chess and check mating yourself before the game begins.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:33

Postess with the Mostest: Apr 4, 2007; Arabian nights
'neath Arabian moons
A fool off his guard
could fall and fall hard
out there on the dunes

infernal machines posted:

Well, now, they did. They think people should vote PPC because the Conservatives are basically the same as the Liberals.

They're certainly not the first person ITT to make that comparison.

Insulting as it always is. The Liberals are way better at being conservatives than the Conservatives.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:35

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

They're far more effective, yes.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 04:40

ZShakespeare: Jul 20, 2003; War gives the right to the conquerors to impose any condition they please upon the vanquished.

This is dumb

ZShakespeare fucked around with this message at 05:04 on Sep 18, 2021

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:01

Powershift: Nov 23, 2009

ZShakespeare posted:

This is dumb

new thread title

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powershift posted:

new thread title

Well, the OP is still the direct copy and paste of the one from the old thread from 2019 that the mod who created this thread for whatever reason just dumped in there.

Although we did get the #semenretentionwarrior title, so who knows

infernal machines fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Sep 18, 2021

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:15

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

ZShakespeare posted:

This is dumb

i genuinely want to know what you meant by cryptoleftist, no foolin

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:19

abuse culture.: Sep 8, 2004

I am the great canholio I need ppc for my votelol

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:20

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

infernal machines posted:

Well, the OP is still the direct copy and paste of the one from the old thread from 2019 that the mod who created this thread for whatever reason just dumped in there.

i feel like we should probably make a new thread after this election because it's gonna be really, really fuckin out of date then

start it with the macleans' conservative revolution cover with all the eyes x-ed out on the failed politicians

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:21

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Arivia posted:

i feel like we should probably make a new thread after this election because it's gonna be really, really fuckin out of date then

start it with the macleans' conservative revolution cover with all the eyes x-ed out on the failed politicians

Alternatively, the shop with the COVID heads on them.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:22

Another Bill: Sep 27, 2018; I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.

Arivia posted:

i genuinely want to know what you meant by cryptoleftist, no foolin

quote:

Crypto Leftists

r/cryptoleftists

This subreddit is a place to discuss the intersection between blockchain and the radical Left. This is meant to be a space for leftists to explore the use of decentralized technologies like blockchain for praxis and maybe as well for crypto nerds who are interested in radical left (ie, anti-capitalist) politics.

Weird flex but ok

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:29

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Methanar posted:

I'm voting PPC because I'm an edgy teenager that thinks there's deeper meaning in destroying things rather than help others. I want you to think
I don't care what you think of me, but I actually care a lot though.

I'm braindead and stay in this backwards racist neoliberal failed petrostate shithole patiently waiting for the anchluss to become official in Water War 1.

Fixed your post, only minor mechanical edits

# ? Sep 18, 2021 05:49

ZShakespeare: Jul 20, 2003; War gives the right to the conquerors to impose any condition they please upon the vanquished.

Arivia posted:

i genuinely want to know what you meant by cryptoleftist, no foolin

If they got elected and instead of enacting their current neoliberal socdem platform, they enacted a secret socialist platform. Secret => Crypto, Socialist => Leftist.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 06:08

Madkal: Feb 11, 2008; Fallen Rib

Methanar posted:

I'm voting PPC

Dunno about you guys but I feel so owned right now.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 06:12

Raenir Salazar: Nov 5, 2010; College Slice

ZShakespeare posted:

If they got elected and instead of enacting their current neoliberal socdem platform, they enacted a secret socialist platform. Secret => Crypto, Socialist => Leftist.

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 06:16

Arivia: Mar 17, 2011

Raenir Salazar posted:

Don't you dare threaten me with a good time.

Don�t worry I�ve already called the RCMP such a threat to good order cannot stand

# ? Sep 18, 2021 06:21

mila kunis: Jun 10, 2011

Mr. Mercury posted:

They really, really don't.

Make your case.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 06:27

GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

mila kunis posted:

Make your case.

lol are you for real

# ? Sep 18, 2021 06:50

JawKnee: Mar 24, 2007; You'll take the ride to leave this town along that yellow line

Well for one the count is 4 if the greens are still a party

# ? Sep 18, 2021 08:21

Tighclops: Jan 23, 2008; Unable to deal with it; Grimey Drawer

why vote for the white supremacist party when you can just stay home unless you're poo poo

# ? Sep 18, 2021 09:33

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

https://twitter.com/VoiceOfFranky/status/1439103589054619651

Hachi Machi!

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:12

enki42: Jun 11, 2001; #ATMLIVESMATTER

Put this Nazi-lover on ignore immediately!

bunnyofdoom posted:

https://twitter.com/VoiceOfFranky/status/1439103589054619651

Hachi Machi!

Would be interesting to see where they lost it - the only thing I can imagine is that Alberta is really hurting them, in which case does Alberta swing more to the NDP or the PPC? I can't see them swinging hard to the Liberals so long as someone named Trudeau is running the party.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:20

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

bunnyofdoom posted:

https://twitter.com/VoiceOfFranky/status/1439103589054619651

Hachi Machi!

lol 4 forever if Mad Maxime accidentally gives Trudeau back his majority because he peeled off all the lunatics O'Toole needs for his base.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:39

bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON

nine-gear crow posted:

lol 4 forever if Mad Maxime accidentally gives Trudeau back his majority because he peeled off all the lunatics O'Toole needs for his base.

What if it's Kenny and Ford being real bad? Then that's Maclean's Justin Trudeau's nightmare gets even loving funnier.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 11:42

nine-gear crow: Aug 10, 2013

bunnyofdoom posted:

What if it's Kenny and Ford being real bad? Then that's Maclean's Justin Trudeau's nightmare gets even loving funnier.

Scott Moe going "Oh, thank Christ nobody gives a poo poo about what I've done in Saskatchewan to blame me for anything federal-related" while the search for Brian Pallister continues fruitlessly.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 12:07

UnknownMercenary: Nov 1, 2011; I LIKE IT
WAY WAY TOO LOUD

What was that tweet? It's gone now.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 14:25

PT6A: Jan 5, 2006; Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane

UnknownMercenary posted:

What was that tweet? It's gone now.

A poll showing CPC support had collapsed to the mid-20s.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 14:33

Fidelitious: Apr 17, 2018; MY BIRTH CRY WILL BE THE SOUND OF EVERY WALLET ON THIS PLANET OPENING IN UNISON.

Segue posted:

So I just got my first PPC mailer and apparently my candidate is not only the most hilarious caricature of a WASP he's a member of the Toronto Symphony Orchestra and its personnel manager.

I mean I know there are white supremacist undercurrents in classical music but this is ridiculous.

This is pretty classic. Only the whitest of "old stock" whites would talk about how many generations their family has been around and some poo poo their great-grandfather did, thinking it's relevant information.
Being an avid tennis player is the cherry on top.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 14:57

MA-Horus: Dec 3, 2006; I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

bunnyofdoom posted:

https://twitter.com/VoiceOfFranky/status/1439103589054619651

Hachi Machi!

tweet gone, what did it say?

# ? Sep 18, 2021 15:04

half cocaine: Jul 22, 2019

https://twitter.com/BNNBloomberg/status/1438638972629094400

This is why we can't raise taxes you guys.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 15:29

Arc Hammer: Mar 4, 2013; Got any deathsticks?

Government is just a smokescreen used to convince people we're not run by corporations. Rich oligarchs are just so blatant with their threats to blackmail politicians.

# ? Sep 18, 2021 15:42