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SEX HAVER 40000
Aug 6, 2009

no doves fly here lol
so i am 100% going to read gormenghast, but wpuld love to speed through something a little less dense first. i'm a huge fan of moorcock's novels, black company, and the book of the new sun. recently finished and greatly enjoyed canticle for leibowitz. any recommendations?

i also recentoy read mistborn and it was too quippy for me--i've never liked "cool" modern dialogue in fantasy.

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Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
I liked The Coward. Good read, brilliant idea considering it's the first time I've seen PTSD in fantasy in a protagonist anyway, but overall pretty good book.

I also liked the Kings of the Wild series but it does have a small amount of quip.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

so i am 100% going to read gormenghast, but wpuld love to speed through something a little less dense first. i'm a huge fan of moorcock's novels, black company, and the book of the new sun. recently finished and greatly enjoyed canticle for leibowitz. any recommendations?

i also recentoy read mistborn and it was too quippy for me--i've never liked "cool" modern dialogue in fantasy.

The Raven Tower by Ann Leckie.

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

so i am 100% going to read gormenghast, but wpuld love to speed through something a little less dense first. i'm a huge fan of moorcock's novels, black company, and the book of the new sun. recently finished and greatly enjoyed canticle for leibowitz. any recommendations?

i also recentoy read mistborn and it was too quippy for me--i've never liked "cool" modern dialogue in fantasy.

Gene Wolfe! :v:

shirunei
Sep 7, 2018

I tried to run away. To take the easy way out. I'll live through the suffering. When I die, I want to feel like I did my best.

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

so i am 100% going to read gormenghast, but wpuld love to speed through something a little less dense first. i'm a huge fan of moorcock's novels, black company, and the book of the new sun. recently finished and greatly enjoyed canticle for leibowitz. any recommendations?

i also recentoy read mistborn and it was too quippy for me--i've never liked "cool" modern dialogue in fantasy.

The Gap Cycle by Donaldson is an easy and lighthearted space romp.

Kalman
Jan 17, 2010

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

so i am 100% going to read gormenghast, but wpuld love to speed through something a little less dense first. i'm a huge fan of moorcock's novels, black company, and the book of the new sun. recently finished and greatly enjoyed canticle for leibowitz. any recommendations?

i also recentoy read mistborn and it was too quippy for me--i've never liked "cool" modern dialogue in fantasy.

Piranesi.

Cardiac
Aug 28, 2012

shirunei posted:

The Gap Cycle by Donaldson is an easy and lighthearted space romp.

The Gaps main characters makes Bakkers main characters appear as paragons of virtue.

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Read The Bug Wars by Robert Asprin as it was mentioned up thread and it was pretty fun pulpy stuff, following a member of alien lizards who are at war with alien bugs over several campaigns. It also made me miss The Race from Turtledove's WorldWar series which seemed like spiritual successors. It's a quick read and not deep but there isn't as much out there like it as there should be.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

SEX HAVER 40000 posted:

so i am 100% going to read gormenghast, but wpuld love to speed through something a little less dense first. i'm a huge fan of moorcock's novels, black company, and the book of the new sun. recently finished and greatly enjoyed canticle for leibowitz. any recommendations?

i also recentoy read mistborn and it was too quippy for me--i've never liked "cool" modern dialogue in fantasy.

Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser, maybe?

mllaneza
Apr 28, 2007

Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952




Selachian posted:

Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser, maybe?

Then you want Dread Empire, Glen Cook's other major fantasy series. It's small-scale characters like Fafhrd and the Grey Mouser getting caught up in major world-shaking events. I recommend chronological order, starting with the A Fortress In Shadow omnibus and continuing with the core trilogy in A Cruel Wind. Wrath of Kings wraps up the novels, and An Empire Unacquainted with Defeat collects his short stories, the earliest of which were written because he like Leiber's stuff and wanted to do that kind of thing with his own characters.

Fun fact, Leiber and Cook were friends; Cook wrote a short story as a birthday present for Leiber while actually in Leiber's living room.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Ccs posted:

That one has a sequel

There's... more than one KJ Parker book about engineers and sieges.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Tars Tarkas posted:

Read The Bug Wars by Robert Asprin as it was mentioned up thread and it was pretty fun pulpy stuff, following a member of alien lizards who are at war with alien bugs over several campaigns. It also made me miss The Race from Turtledove's WorldWar series which seemed like spiritual successors. It's a quick read and not deep but there isn't as much out there like it as there should be.

Ever read The Cold Cash War? It was the book that inspired Asprin to write the Myth Adventures - he finished it, thought "gently caress me, that's grim" and decided that he wanted to be more lighthearted in future.

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Anyone want anything added to the OP of this thread?

pradmer
Mar 31, 2009

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Web of the Chozen is the weirdest loving book and I don't even know where to begin explaining it.

It's by Jack L Chalker, who is known for writing weird transformation into basically everything.

The concept is, in the far future humanity has mastered FTL and everything is a perfect utopia run by megacorps - everyone has universal healthcare and income, and it's only weirdos like our protagonist who wants to escape and do something different. (It's written from his pov so expect disparaging anti-socialism comments and "you're on the dole, ugh". That sucks!)

So he's a scout, and he finds planets that could be colonized.

So he finds a planet with an old colony ship in orbit around it, and finds a one word warning written on the wall: "Don't"

But he goes to the surface anyways, and rapidly his equipment melts away, and soon he begins to transform into a herbivore. A kangaroo/mule thing with no hands, that sees through sonar, has to hop everywhere, and speaks on a higher frequency.

He meets others who have been transformed, and their offspring... and he discovers that the species is forced to go into heat every year or so, and so there are LOTS of these weird herbivores on the planet.

I still haven't read far enough in to understand why this is happening, but it's SO WEIRD and vaguely disturbing and :psyduck:

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

StrixNebulosa posted:

Web of the Chozen is the weirdest loving book and I don't even know where to begin explaining it.

It's by Jack L Chalker, who is known for writing weird transformation into basically everything.

The concept is, in the far future humanity has mastered FTL and everything is a perfect utopia run by megacorps - everyone has universal healthcare and income, and it's only weirdos like our protagonist who wants to escape and do something different. (It's written from his pov so expect disparaging anti-socialism comments and "you're on the dole, ugh". That sucks!)

So he's a scout, and he finds planets that could be colonized.

So he finds a planet with an old colony ship in orbit around it, and finds a one word warning written on the wall: "Don't"

But he goes to the surface anyways, and rapidly his equipment melts away, and soon he begins to transform into a herbivore. A kangaroo/mule thing with no hands, that sees through sonar, has to hop everywhere, and speaks on a higher frequency.

He meets others who have been transformed, and their offspring... and he discovers that the species is forced to go into heat every year or so, and so there are LOTS of these weird herbivores on the planet.

I still haven't read far enough in to understand why this is happening, but it's SO WEIRD and vaguely disturbing and :psyduck:

Don't stop I'm almost there

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

D-Pad posted:

Don't stop I'm almost there

page 66, a direct line:

quote:

Good Christians just aren't made for incestuous harems.

page 77:

quote:

This was the first time I'd broken into anything by pissing on it, but this was the way of this world.

StrixNebulosa fucked around with this message at 01:53 on Sep 19, 2021

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug
Thompson commented that "The redeeming feature of The Web of the Chozen is that some of the ideas are interesting and, in selected spots, are handled with moderate style."

drat son

Ccs
Feb 25, 2011


Hahaha this book sounds like a trip. The last time I read sci fi that involved sentient creatures going into heat was The Sparrow or it’s sequel.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

Science Fiction & Fantasy Mega-thread: This was the first time I'd broken into anything by pissing on it, but this was the way of this world

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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Ccs posted:

Hahaha this book sounds like a trip. The last time I read sci fi that involved sentient creatures going into heat was The Sparrow or it’s sequel.

The sequel to Turtledove's Worldwar series has it as a major plot point.

genericnick
Dec 26, 2012

Jedit posted:

The sequel to Turtledove's Worldwar series has it as a major plot point.

I read those quite a long time age. No idea if they'd hold up now, but I remember even then I skimmed over a lot of text. Otherwise quite fun.

D-Pad
Jun 28, 2006

I read them in middle school and loved them. Been meaning to try them again to see if I still enjoyed them. Wasn't aware there was a follow up series. How is it?

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

I finished Web of the Chozen last night and it continued to be an absolute trip, and it asked some weird questions.

SPOILERS FOR THE WHOLE drat THING FOLLOW.

Our hero, who will spend the rest of the book transformed into this kangaroo thing, ultimately winds up being the near-death of humanity. How?

- After experiencing the heat himself and winding up with an egg in his pouch, he teams up with another kangaroo dude named Gregory. Gregory was one of the original Christian colonists on this planet, and he's also a biogeneticist. He agrees to help our hero talk to the AI in the colony ship.

- The virus that turned them into kangaroo THINGS is yes, made by an AI that's trying to protect humanity and give them utopia. By turning them into what it calls "Chozen", it's guaranteed that they have immortal lifespans, perfect regenerating health, easy to feed, and it can control their population by influencing when/how they go into heat.

- Also the virus can infect plants too and basically turn them into a super-fast farm. Any stretch of organic matter can be turned into a potato factory that will perfectly feed the Chozen.

- So the hero's ship was encased in web, because the Chozen can also spit web. yep. Anyways to dissolve the web you have to pee on it.

- The hero gets into his ship with Gregory and oh, gently caress. No hands. Fortunately - and this is really cool - he's psychically linked with his ship, and can remote pilot it with his mind. These parts of the book are cool, with the Choz figuring out how to use human ships and equipment with hooves.

- To cut a long story short, the AI is hostile, they call in human help, the humans go "what the gently caress" and while they fail to destroy the AI's ship, they DO nuke the Chozen homeworld.

- Aaand our hero, Gregory, and their two eggs are the last remaining Chozen. Dun dun dun!!!

- This is where I have to take a moment to reassure the reader that there is no incest. Because that happened off-screen earlier in the novel (as the heat cycle is uncontrollable) and Gregory is still really upset about it. There will be no incest for the Chozen, so help him god.

- Our hero and Greg convert their ship into a mini-Chozen home, with potatoes growing in the lower deck, and they raise their eggs and get two kids who they teach.

- They quickly realize that they need more space, and there are no safe places to land. Humanity will keep expanding and finding terraformable planets and they will nuke again, so... they hatch a plan to hijack a terraforming supply ship that'll have two people on it and supplies.

- To no one's surprise the two people on the ship are both women. One goes completely insane while being turned into a Chozen so they have to kill her, but the other one is the hero's true love. :sigh:

- Capturing the ship and dealing with its robots and working its controls is written to be really fascinating and fun, as they have no hands and can't speak on human frequencies. This is also a neat way to see the kids interact with human stuff and that's neat alien psychology - as well as anti-human racism that the hero has to try and nip in the bud. Yes the humans nuked their homeworld, but they're not all bad, etc etc.

- So Gregory, now with the aid of (briefly) human hands (she has a day or two before she's transformed) figures out how to control the virus, influence the heat cycle (there will be NO INCEST, GOD DAMNIT), and speed up/slow down the infection cycle. They can make infinite food! They can disintegrate human tech, if they want to!

- Several years later, they have a thousand Chozen living on the ship, and they strike back at humanity by sending a raiding party to a planet.

- Cue a freaky sequence of radio clips from that planet as humans get, well, infected. World's worst pandemic, everyone turns into kangaroo things.

- And our heroes realize that... no. The humans will not negotiate. They will use this planet as a lab to figure out how to get rid of the Chozen. Which means that the only way for the Chozen to ultimately survive is to hit every single human planet.

- Which they do. The Choz virus is so awful that you can drop it basically anywhere on a planet and it'll infect everything given time.

- By the end of the novel our hero has a wife and kids and freedom to do whatever the hell he wants, there are only protected pockets of humanity, and the Chozen are everywhere.

- This is weirdly framed as better for humanity as... here we come back to the insane moralizing of the story. Listen up: if you're on welfare and on the dole, you're going to be lazy and do nothing. Most of humanity will be useless. Only a special few will decide not to be lazy and become scouts or whatever, like our hero did. The violent transformation of humanity into the Chozen killed off the weak ones, the lazy ones who couldn't adapt, so humanity got a "fresh start" with only the smart, adaptable humans surviving. Which is good for the species?

From my perspective, the only good result here is that the virus broke the megacorps, but even this is iffy as, well, the megacorps are depicted as being unambiguous good guys. They provide welfare, they don't war on each other (military exists because it's fun and because they might find aliens), they employ people to go scout new planets for expansion, and so on.

So - the Chozen are monsters, but also if you become one you are guaranteed immortality and good health. And with the aid of robots (which humanity has! and the Chozen can use!) they can get around the lack of hands problem.

In conclusion: absolutely bonkers book with an insane morality system. I devoured the entire thing in one day and am still thinking about it. Highly recommended if you like buckwild sci-fi stories.

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
... and this isn't a horror novel? Jesus Christ. People getting modified into something else while still alive was always insanely more horrifying to me than just like, cloning half brain dead slaves or something. I'm gonna be thinking about that book, alright. Just your description makes me loving sick lol.

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Larry Parrish posted:

... and this isn't a horror novel? Jesus Christ. People getting modified into something else while still alive was always insanely more horrifying to me than just like, cloning half brain dead slaves or something. I'm gonna be thinking about that book, alright. Just your description makes me loving sick lol.

This is Jack L Chalker's entire MO. I've read four of his novels and he has over twenty more and it's my understanding that literally all of them feature involuntary transformation. Highly recommend you never, ever read any of his stuff.

I, unfortunately, am as fascinated as I am squicked.

Evil Fluffy
Jul 13, 2009

Scholars are some of the most pompous and pedantic people I've ever had the joy of meeting.
So no final reveal that the megacorps or something else was a shadwoy puppetmaster for humanity, just straight up "this socialist utopia was awful because people were happy and didn't have to wageslave until they die so they're all lazy and this must be destroyed" as the setting? :psypop:

StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

Evil Fluffy posted:

So no final reveal that the megacorps or something else was a shadwoy puppetmaster for humanity, just straight up "this socialist utopia was awful because people were happy and didn't have to wageslave until they die so they're all lazy and this must be destroyed" as the setting? :psypop:

It literally opens with a short little story that "probably didn't happen but should have" about Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw. Shaw takes Twain to a meeting of fellows who are discussing utopia and Twain goes "Sounds like a herd of cows after they shot the last wolf."

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

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D-Pad posted:

I read them in middle school and loved them. Been meaning to try them again to see if I still enjoyed them. Wasn't aware there was a follow up series. How is it?

It's pretty decent. It's set 20 years later as the Race's colonisation fleet arrives and covers all the anthills that this kicks. It looks a lot more at the Race as a complete society than the original series did.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I just started The Wheel of Time and it appears The Eye Of The World is the longest book in 40 pages of my Kindle library. :catstare:

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

Aardvark! posted:

I just started The Wheel of Time and it appears The Eye Of The World is the longest book in 40 pages of my Kindle library. :catstare:

It is best, reading that series, not to ever, ever think about how far there is to go. Just try to relax and enjoy the journey as far as you can.

Armauk
Jun 23, 2021


Aardvark! posted:

I just started The Wheel of Time and it appears The Eye Of The World is the longest book in 40 pages of my Kindle library. :catstare:

Don't be surprised. The books in the rest of the series get progressively longer.

Doktor Avalanche
Dec 30, 2008

StrixNebulosa posted:

It literally opens with a short little story that "probably didn't happen but should have" about Mark Twain and George Bernard Shaw. Shaw takes Twain to a meeting of fellows who are discussing utopia and Twain goes "Sounds like a herd of cows after they shot the last wolf."

"mark twain would totally be on my side :smug:"
lol what a moron

General Battuta
Feb 7, 2011

This is how you communicate with a fellow intelligence: you hurt it, you keep on hurting it, until you can distinguish the posts from the screams.
When will Mark split me in Twain

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I don't even know what that quote was trying to say, lol. Mark Twain was one of the most vocal supporters of the nascent American Socialist Party, and he was a big fan of the Knights of Labor. The dude mostly spent his life as professional writer and doing speaking tours and poo poo, but when he was working, he was a union organizer. I don't know the details enough to know whether he'd be considered a utopian socialist or not. But Socialism: Utopian and Scientific and other stuff by Marx and Engels was already widely published by then, and the utopian movement was already dead. I guess it kind of goes without saying but to invent a hypothetical statement like that you'd have to not actually know anything about utopian ideas, Twain, or socialism, lol. I don't think the dude who spent his entire writing career demonizing the idle rich would think the idea of permanently removing predators like this would be bad.

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

n…no…a sf writer with stupid opinions…I won’t believe it

buffalo all day
Mar 13, 2019

Under sharia – which will be the universal law of Eurabia,” persisted the Time Traveler, “the value of a dhimmi’s life, the value of your grandchildren, is one half the value of a Muslim’s life. Jews and Christians are worth one-third of a Muslim. Indian Parsees are worth one-fifteenth. In a court of the Eurabian Caliphate or the Global Khalifate, if a Muslim murders a dhimmi, any infidel, he must pay a blood money fine not to exceed one thousand euros. No Muslim will ever be jailed or sentenced to death for the murder of any dhimmi or any number of dhimmis. If the murders were done under the auspices of Universal Compulsive Jihad, which will be sanctioned by sharia as of 2019 Common Era, all blood money fines are waived.”

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
lol. Greetings, guy who never read a history book in my entire life here, wondering why the Caliphate suddenly had hostile relations with Christian Europe in the late medieval period. must have been because all Muslims are racist,

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

Nobody in 2021 should ever read Jack L Chalker, unless they are getting paid to do so.
Him and Spider Robinson were the creepiest writers of the 1980's, and that is saying something.

Been slowing moving my collection of russian scifi authors that are never getting ebook edition re-releases into digital format myself. I love the time-travel into the literary future bit from Monday Begins on Saturday, more people need to read Strugatsky brothers stories.

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StrixNebulosa
Feb 14, 2012

You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

quantumfoam posted:

Nobody in 2021 should ever read Jack L Chalker, unless they are getting paid to do so.
Him and Spider Robinson were the creepiest writers of the 1980's, and that is saying something.

*looks directly at Piers Anthony*

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