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gbs but from 2004 posted:what’s the best way to politicise dead Norm McDonald? i want to really up my reddit karma game to impress a girl I thought this was Norm Kelly, not in the loop on SNL turns out Norm Kelly is Still too lit to politic
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Definitely not a nazi sub
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 19:52 |
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Isn't that kind of the pipeline for every conspiracy cult? Person: I am not happy, let me look for people who understand me Cult: Are you unhappy with (normal struggles)? Society tries to pretend this isn't a thing, but you're normal and we get you (...) Cult: And as you see, this is obviously the work of a jewish conspiracy using muslims to destroy your chance of finding a girl
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 20:59 |
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What? Reddit being part of the online self radicalisation gestalt? Nooo couldn't be
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 21:13 |
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By non-racist Reddit user Colonizeonsight
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# ? Sep 16, 2021 23:29 |
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I'm sure it all comes from r/unpopularopinion or whatever, but a favourite type of post for me to get mad at: "What's with all the hate against (widely accepted and popular thing)? I just don't get it!" 50 million upvotes and several hundred dollars worth of awards.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 02:39 |
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Beartaco posted:I'm sure it all comes from r/unpopularopinion or whatever, but a favourite type of post for me to get mad at: "What's with all the hate against (widely accepted and popular thing)? I just don't get it!" Here's the reddit post I hate the most. I have a friend who works in high end big deal PR and marketing out in San Francisco somewhere and he gets extremely mad about this because of how Reddit as a collective buys into the obvious thirst trap advertising and now I do too. A new triple A videogame comes out. I don't know, Grand Theft Auto or whatever. There is more or less guaranteed to be a front-page reddit post with an absurd number of votes and absurd amount of community interaction and this is exactly how the post goes: Title: "Waited in line 5 hours to buy this for my boyfriend. Did I do a good job? hehe" OP: Some brand new Reddit account created yesterday Content: An image of a hand with painted fingernails and stereotypically feminine accessories holding a copy of the new video game. 17,000 comments. Every single one of them: "Oh my god, you are the most amazing girlfriend to ever exist. You are literally perfect. He better wife you. If he doesn't I will." deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 03:14 on Sep 19, 2021 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:what’s the best way to politicise dead Norm McDonald? i want to really up my reddit karma game to impress a girl I know this is a joke but lol if you look at the last page of the RIP norm thread…
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MarcusSA posted:I know this is a joke but lol if you look at the last page of the RIP norm thread… i cant find it and I’m too lazy to look too hard give me th abridged version
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 09:32 |
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gbs but from 2004 posted:i cant find it and I’m too lazy to look too hard He’s a sex pest and #metoo’d Or something. It got locked pretty fuckin quick after someone Kramered in with the hot tweets lol.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 09:36 |
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BBC died for our sins
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deep dish peat moss posted:17,000 comments. Every single one of them: Well, there's a reason gamingcirclejerk exists…
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 19:19 |
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I was going to post a couple more two sentence horrors, but they're all so bad it feels like shooting fish in a barrel now
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 19:22 |
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The two sentence horror and writing prompts poo poo is so lazy and stupid but then I realize I've probably just aged out of the demographic and I'm just getting annoyed with a bunch of teens posting dumb poo poo online.
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 22:45 |
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Attention spans are so bad now, short stories are just too long. Need it quick just like a tweet.
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Hector Delgado posted:Attention spans are so bad now, short stories are just too long. Need it quick just like a tweet. TL;DR
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Zil posted:TL;DR Attention short, find what works fast
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Attention short, find what works fast Attn short, so wut
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Beartaco posted:I'm sure it all comes from r/unpopularopinion or whatever, but a favourite type of post for me to get mad at: "What's with all the hate against (widely accepted and popular thing)? I just don't get it!" this entire thread is based upon hating a widely accepted and popular thing
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 01:40 |
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alexandriao posted:this entire thread is based upon hating a widely accepted and popular thing
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 03:43 |
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PSA: there is a very underused and underrated hidden gem of a website called Reddit.com
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r/glitchinthematrix posted:
Guess which comments are at the top, the ones speculating that the poster slipped into a time portal, or the one from a licensed therapist suggesting the possibility of trauma or a psychological condition. quote:I believe you I had a very similar experience in my dads restroom. I know this is going to sound weird but I usually pee with the door slightly open I don’t close it all the way. Idk why but I’ve always been that way. Well this time I had closed the door all the way. When I came out I felt as though my reality shifted! It was one of the scariest experiences of my life! My sisters were talking in echoes! I felt as though I messed up somewhere and so at that moment as I came out of the restroom my reality shifted! I believe you. I feel like the restroom is a portal. I know that sounds weird but it’s true🥺 I've always said this, take a poo poo with the door open or risk a reality shift. Kevin DuBrow fucked around with this message at 15:37 on Sep 20, 2021 |
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Guess which comments are at the top, the ones speculating that the poster slipped into a time portal, or the one from a licensed therapist suggesting the possibility of trauma or a psychological condition. I'm a security guard who reviewed hours of footage with some intern on the basis that they disappeared from time and space AMA
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 15:39 |
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I like how they didn't mention the fact this has (allegedly) happened multiple times before until the edit, and until that point acted confused with regards to the whole situation. And nobody seems concerned that they just hosed off for 2 hours on their second day.
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 15:41 |
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r/glitchinthematrix posted:I predicted the future Dude definitely was going to masturbate out of habit and spilled his drink r/glitchinthematrix posted:People in my neighborhood just freeze sometimes reply posted:I was taking prescription pills with something called medaphonil and I started seeing people just standing so impossibly still I thought I was dreaming, turns out it was a side affect of the combination of pills causing schizophrenia symptoms, if you see it often enough where you feel you should post about it maybe go to a doctor. Kevin DuBrow fucked around with this message at 15:51 on Sep 20, 2021 |
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r/PoliticalCompassMemes just found out about trans men and they are not taking it well (somewhat NWS)
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# ? Sep 20, 2021 22:40 |
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i hate what has happened to the word "glitch" yes language evolves in general but theres a difference between evolution and loving it up from being misinformed about meanings of words
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Kevin DuBrow posted:Dude definitely was going to masturbate out of habit and spilled his drink please do not use paper towels for this purpose
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Kevin DuBrow posted:
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https://old.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/psqqlp/what_purpose_does_a_mistress_serve/
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# ? Sep 22, 2021 01:33 |
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I read "mistress" as "mattress", and that's honestly the Redditor question I'd expect to see
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# ? Sep 22, 2021 02:12 |
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Isn't there a "frugal" community on Reddit that gets really weird about buying/replacing mattresses? You know what they say, a mistress is half way between a mister and a mattress!
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# ? Sep 22, 2021 02:37 |
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My wife just died, better post about it on the meme stock group and reference said meme
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quote:I make have to take some trendies to afford her expenses
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Mac and Cheese posted:he's fishing for dogecoin tips his wife is definitely still alive/fake seeing as it’s reddit it’s definitely 50/50
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Yeah that one is tricky, as the Reddit aspect makes me not trust it for the reasons above but as someone who went through the same thing I know that grief can come out in weird and dumb ways and maybe that’s just that guys way of coping.
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EL BROMANCE posted:Yeah that one is tricky, as the Reddit aspect makes me not trust it for the reasons above but as someone who went through the same thing I know that grief can come out in weird and dumb ways and maybe that’s just that guys way of coping. You killed your wife as part of a cryptocurrency scheme?
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wifEcoin
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# ? Sep 22, 2021 11:25 |
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I mean it's better than the paedophile poo poo he draws but I really don't get why this has 50,000 upvotes.
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Why is he trying to open a ketchup packet, without any food, like there's not even fries next to him, at an inspirational speaker's talk? Like, the setup doesn't even make enough sense to carry you through a three-panel to the punchline without questioning it
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