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Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Eat This Glob posted:

bill maher saying the 9/11 hijackers weren't cowards and cowardice is lobbing cruise missiles from 2000 miles away was cowardice and getting fired for it and sucking ever since

Fake leftist Susan Sontag saying the same thing cuz she absolutely couldn't help but write about her superiority and enlightenment over the working class from her $20 million home in Greenwich Village. 9/11 was for leftists what porn is to a 16 year old dude, they just can't help but masturbate to it.

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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
the plotline in season one of amazon prime's jack ryan tv series where a drone pilot feels bad about murdering innocent people so he goes to las vegas and gets rich gambling and almost has a threesome with a weird couple who instead beat the poo poo out of him and then he flies to syria and gives all his winnings to the confused father of the innocent people he murdered, and all of this is completely irrelevant to the actual plot of the show

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
speaking of which:

quote:

believed in, or at least applied, a double standard to the angelic language of Communism ... Communism is Fascism—successful Fascism, if you will. What we have called Fascism is, rather, the form of tyranny that can be overthrown—that has, largely, failed. I repeat: not only is Fascism (and overt military rule) the probable destiny of all Communist societies—especially when their populations are moved to revolt—but Communism is in itself a variant, the most successful variant, of Fascism. Fascism with a human face... Imagine, if you will, someone who read only the Reader's Digest between 1950 and 1970, and someone in the same period who read only The Nation or [t]he New Statesman. Which reader would have been better informed about the realities of Communism? The answer, I think, should give us pause. Can it be that our enemies were right?[59]

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
john mcafee dead drop

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde


lol but seriously don't ever forget about this Actual Deep State shithead

jisforjosh
Jun 6, 2006

"It's J is for...you know what? Fuck it, jizz it is"

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

takes on a different meaning given what we know now of the biden dogs

vyelkin posted:

the plotline in season one of amazon prime's jack ryan tv series where a drone pilot feels bad about murdering innocent people so he goes to las vegas and gets rich gambling and almost has a threesome with a weird couple who instead beat the poo poo out of him and then he flies to syria and gives all his winnings to the confused father of the innocent people he murdered, and all of this is completely irrelevant to the actual plot of the show

also in that season we are meant to feel sympathetic towards the isis leader who shows off his enslaved yazidi wife because he is overthrown by the Real Bad Guy (who became bad because he was a Lebanese bombed by UNKNOWN NATION)

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/559469978857271296?s=21

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
Arab Spring and the brief moment that the liberal vision of the middle east spontaneously becoming democracies, clearly inspired by the US built governments, was hailed as validated

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Tiler Kiwi posted:

Arab Spring and the brief moment that the liberal vision of the middle east spontaneously becoming democracies, clearly inspired by the US built governments, was hailed as validated

people hailing them as the Twitter revolutions lol

Dr. Yinz Ljubljana
Nov 25, 2013

moist turtleneck posted:

Trump calling Rosie a dog to uproarious applause and Roseanne deciding that Ambien forces you to be racist

Screaming, in her own self-defense, "I THOUGHT THAT BITCH WAS WHITE!" as though that would have done any good ever

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Omarosa Manigault Newman and the “N-Word” tapes

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING

Gazpacho posted:



lol but seriously don't ever forget about this Actual Deep State shithead

Yeah that was a trip when for a month the entire Trump administration just acted like they won the election and kept on doing things like creating a budget for the next year

lol we came so close through those months leading to jan 6 of ending de jure democracy

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD
Jul 7, 2012

Gazpacho posted:



lol but seriously don't ever forget about this Actual Deep State shithead
if you watch the video he says it with a grin that makes it pretty clear he thinks its a joke

papa horny michael
Aug 18, 2009

by Pragmatica

Feldegast42 posted:

Yeah that was a trip when for a month the entire Trump administration just acted like they won the election and kept on doing things like creating a budget for the next year

lol we came so close through those months leading to jan 6 of ending de jure democracy

hell yeah

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
On one hand I think it's facile to call the events of January 6 an attempted coup. Otoh if Trump went with them to the Capitol, he'd be president right now

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:

if you watch the video he says it with a grin that makes it pretty clear he thinks its a joke

basically all of Trump's norms-breaking was "haha jk lol unless?"

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
lol good thing congress got to making all those norms that trump broke actual laws and poo poo oh wait

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
that time when some heroic staffer saved democracy by grabbing the magic chest with the electoral college votes in it

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

vyelkin posted:

that time when some heroic staffer saved democracy by grabbing the magic chest with the electoral college votes in it

Same, but the Shadow (lmao) app.

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Everything about Pete's run felt like a government op

https://twitter.com/Utwitily/status/1439789569734479874?s=19

The dance that anyone can do, when that's actually not true

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Only Stoya could go to Athens.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
POC Supreme Court member Samuel Alito

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Ted Cruz watched porn with William Rehnquist and Sandra Day O'Connor.

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

moist turtleneck posted:

Everything about Pete's run felt like a government op

https://twitter.com/Utwitily/status/1439789569734479874?s=19

The dance that anyone can do, when that's actually not true

people were literally called ableist for thinking this dance was stupid lmfao

https://twitter.com/tincturedrone/status/1196642155353251840?lang=en

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Actual Satan posted:

Ted Cruz watched porn with William Rehnquist and Sandra Day O'Connor.

William Rehnquist upholding enhanced sentences for bias motivated crimes because of Mississippi Burning

Echo Chamber
Oct 16, 2008

best username/post combo

Actual Satan posted:

Ted Cruz watched porn with William Rehnquist and Sandra Day O'Connor.
I know you mean watching a porn featuring the two judges, but I first read this sentence differently.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Wait... what happened? I know he watched milf porn on 911

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait... what happened? I know he watched milf porn on 911

we all watched milf porn that day...

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
David Petraeus

bellows lugosi
Aug 9, 2003

Private Cumshoe posted:

David Petraeus

lol

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
everyone getting butthurt over 'general betray us'

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Private Cumshoe posted:

David BetrayUs

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
more funny in retrospect than at the time but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g

Blockade
Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/trillmoregirls/status/1424120339588599815

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

i barely made it through that video gently caress

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Milo and POTUS posted:

Wait... what happened? I know he watched milf porn on 911

As Cruz recalled it in his memoir, O'Connor, Rehnquist, and their respective clerks gathered for an exhibition -- as it related to a case they were considering on the regulation of online porn -- in a small room. This is how the senator described the scene:

"Here I was, a 26-year-old man looking at explicit porn with Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, who was standing alongside the colleague (my boss) she had once dated in law school. As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O'Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, 'Oh, my.'"

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020


lol what a loser

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Actual Satan posted:

As Cruz recalled it in his memoir, O'Connor, Rehnquist, and their respective clerks gathered for an exhibition -- as it related to a case they were considering on the regulation of online porn -- in a small room. This is how the senator described the scene:

"Here I was, a 26-year-old man looking at explicit porn with Justice Sandra Day O'Connor, who was standing alongside the colleague (my boss) she had once dated in law school. As we watched these graphic pictures fill our screens, wide-eyed, no one said a word. Except for Justice O'Connor, who lowered her head, squinted slightly, and muttered, 'Oh, my.'"

That's hosed up. Ted Cruz has a memoir?

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