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Dachshundofdoom posted:Maybe that's why he's in cardiac arrest. Without a full medical history we can't be sure how recently the patient became a centaur. Ivermectin overdoses are causing this
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Milo and POTUS posted:I imagine it must suck to be a demon anymore. You keep torturing the damned and every other person is getting off to it. NSFW tweet https://twitter.com/Oglaf/status/1383770864995299328
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Platystemon posted:B, because if a body that size were dependent on a human heart, the patient would have expired years ago. You, like the tweeter, are inexplicably assuming there's only one.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:You, like the tweeter, are inexplicably assuming there's only one. Well sure, its not a time lord. It'll have one, and if I had to guess somewhere near the centaur of the body.
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Frank Frank posted:Urban dictionary popped up and that was the first entry. I ignored the medical results since I knew it was going to be something weird/gross ... what cognitive behavioral therapy boils down to 'your thought patterns are bad and making you feel bad, change the way you think'. It's really not that scary.
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Regarde Aduck posted:... what I think you misunderstood my post. I meant that I discounted the obvious medical search results because by the tone of the tweet, it was likely a sex/kink thing.
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Shamefully overlooking the poon sin.
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Knormal posted:Shamefully overlooking the poon sin. Very unfortunate name for a crab product
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Frank Frank posted:I think you misunderstood my post. I meant that I discounted the obvious medical search results because by the tone of the tweet, it was likely a sex/kink thing. Yeah not sure why I had trouble understanding, sorry.
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apatheticman posted:Pink colour meat Why would someone put u in pink colored meat?
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Push El Burrito posted:Why would someone put u in pink colored meat? Imperialism
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I recall ages and ages ago reading that there was a significant theological hypothesis that the fruit Eve tempted Adam with was actually a banana. Thus: 
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Dareon posted:I recall ages and ages ago reading that there was a significant theological hypothesis that the fruit Eve tempted Adam with was actually a banana. A banana from that long ago? Ugh. Couldn't that have been punishment enough, God?
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A Moose posted:You TEMPT Miette?? Oh! Purgatory for mother!! Purgatory for a thousand years!!!!
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A Moose posted:You TEMPT Miette?? The Miette meme is one of the funniest, most wholesome recurring jokes on Twitter.
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The Miette meme is one of the funniest, most wholesome recurring jokes on Twitter. It's the best Meme, I don't think ive seen a bad one yet.
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I appreciate this. This meme is for me, amigara-fault style. Thank you.
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Indiana is officially the whitest thing on earth
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Dareon posted:I recall ages and ages ago reading that there was a significant theological hypothesis that the fruit Eve tempted Adam with was actually a banana.
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