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Active Quasar
Feb 22, 2011

Buck Wildman posted:

my favorite part is that they're too loving lazy to even read the fountainhead, they're getting assigned the movie

It's because it's a terrible book, op.

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Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!

Agrajag posted:

have you actually even talked to a chinese person?? i can guarantee none of us refer to ourselves as descendants of dragons you loving idiot

oh right white people love to think that those backwards and weird orientals are so silly and actually think they are descendants of mythological creatures

wow you're spitting fire right now

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Agrajag posted:

wait is this for real??

no loving chinese person thinks they are descended from a loving dragon you loving moronic dingus.

extremely late, but:

lmao

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

indigi posted:

claiming you’re descended from dragons is cool as gently caress idk why they wouldn’t do it more

staticman
Sep 12, 2008

Be gay
Death to America
Suck my dick Israel
Mess with Texas
and remember to lmao
JESUS loving CHRIST, FOR GODS SAKE, XI JINPING, STOP HOLDING BACK AND LIBERATE US FROM THE DEMON CRACKER, KID FUCKER SAVAGES
https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664734571778051
https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664738929643524

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Disnesquick posted:

It's because it's a terrible book, op.

I'll bet it's an even worse movie

hot witch divorcee
Jan 4, 2021

is that a tower in your pants or are you just happy to see me

staticman posted:

JESUS loving CHRIST, FOR GODS SAKE, XI JINPING, STOP HOLDING BACK AND LIBERATE US FROM THE DEMON CRACKER, KID FUCKER SAVAGES
https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664734571778051
https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664738929643524

weird how this kind of thing keeps happening in places with oil. attempting (further) genocide domestically, like here, or like in, say, xinjiang where mysteriously there is suddenly a genocide going on against people the us is also actively genociding but care about this one for some reason

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
I thought shining city on a hill was a reference to Rome

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





I wish Draco hadn't been named Draco, so nobody would ever associate the word 'draconian' with a horribly authoritarian ancient Greek legal system, and it could just be a term that we use to describe dragon-like qualities or whatever

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

gradenko_2000 posted:

I thought shining city on a hill was a reference to Rome

oh madone this medigan saying Rome only has one hill ma fungool

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica
rome had several hills and was founded by a wolf child

and yeah Washington was built by slaves (natch) to mirror it

LimburgLimbo
Feb 10, 2008

FrancisFukyomama posted:

I wonder if Chinese articles ever pull that bullshit, like going on a two paragraph tangent about what knights and the crusades are bc some dipshit senator talked about his “crusade against drugs” and then speculating that Sen. Alabaster Leeroy Johnson (AL-R) considers himself a chivalrous knight fighting against the saracen hashish and that by understanding the medieval codes of chivalry and knightly honor we can gain profound insight into the workings of American politics and thinking patterns

I mean, there are very literally fundies that see themselves as being on a crusade for Christianity so, there are circumstances where that framework to analyze motivations of some would not be out of place.

lobster shirt
Jun 14, 2021

Agrajag posted:

have you actually even talked to a chinese person?? i can guarantee none of us refer to ourselves as descendants of dragons you loving idiot

oh right white people love to think that those backwards and weird orientals are so silly and actually think they are descendants of mythological creatures

trump was actually saying that to xi, its very confusing but thats what happened. he is claiming americans as dragon descendants.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

gradenko_2000 posted:

I thought shining city on a hill was a reference to Rome

It's a reference to Matthew 5:13 and Jesus' sermon on the mount.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Agrajag posted:

wait is this for real??

no loving chinese person thinks they are descended from a loving dragon you loving moronic dingus.

Sorry I'm a literal dragon and me and my siblings got into some crazy poo poo back in the day China and most of south america is indeed our kids.

Bad news about europe though.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
I am sure most of the thread goons know about it already, but for the few who don't know, the Chinese phrase "making in" as in "passing the imperial examination system and make my father look like a million bucks in front of our kinsmen" is literally "becoming dragon" in Chinese. Incidentally, its also Jackie Chan's actor name in Chinese. Yes he has a pretty smug actor name.

Sedisp
Jun 20, 2012


Your idiot sister bets your even dumber drunk idiot brother to gently caress an albion pig one time and you pay for it for millennia.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

stephenthinkpad posted:

I am sure most of the thread goons know about it already, but for the few who don't know, the Chinese phrase "making in" as in "passing the imperial examination system and make my father look like a million bucks in front of our kinsmen" is literally "becoming dragon" in Chinese. Incidentally, its also Jackie Chan's actor name in Chinese. Yes he has a pretty smug actor name.

I thought his actor name was an homage to Bruce Lee and usually translated as little dragon

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

indigi posted:

I thought his actor name was an homage to Bruce Lee and usually translated as little dragon

Nah I don't remember Jackie Chan being a big fan of Bruce Lee. Stephen Chow is a big fan though.

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!

staticman posted:

JESUS loving CHRIST, FOR GODS SAKE, XI JINPING, STOP HOLDING BACK AND LIBERATE US FROM THE DEMON CRACKER, KID FUCKER SAVAGES
https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664734571778051
https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664738929643524

I'm going to assume they also want to traffick children

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

mawarannahr posted:

why can’t western journalists write an article about China without the word “draconian”!?

personally i blame harry potter

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

stephenthinkpad posted:

Nah I don't remember Jackie Chan being a big fan of Bruce Lee. Stephen Chow is a big fan though.

oh I got it backwards anyway

quote:

Willie Chan offered him an acting role in a film directed by Lo Wei. Lo saw Chan's performance in the John Woo film Hand of Death (1976) and planned to model him after Bruce Lee with the film New Fist of Fury.[34] His stage name was changed to Sing Lung (Chinese: 成龍, also transcribed as Cheng Long,[35] literally "become the dragon") to emphasise his similarity to Bruce Lee, whose stage name meant "Little Dragon" in Chinese.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/Viatcheslavsos3/status/1440665894925967372

Lostconfused
Oct 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/chenweihua/status/1440643721398087698

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

https://mobile.twitter.com/RobbieGramer/status/1440443433865203716

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


holy loving poo poo jesus christ mr Chen

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

flex king

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXqKkYYALMU

FrancisFukyomama
Feb 4, 2019

is there a good write up on how the Vietnamese economic reforms compare with the Chinese ones? I get the impression that while they take some inspiration from the dengist reforms they also are apparently pushing cooperatives and industrial democracy hard, with a sort of titoist type set up where worker’s coops compete in a market framework

FrancisFukyomama
Feb 4, 2019


crusty old dean Xi:”CHINA HOOOOUUUUUSE!”

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i wonder if any of them will speak chinese this time

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


any and all chinese-americans no matter how patriotic they are will be considered part of the most byzantine espionage master plan imaginable

Tabletops
Jan 27, 2014

anime


how times have changed

dead gay comedy forums
Oct 21, 2011


Tabletops posted:



how times have changed

eurasia thread delivering savagery tonight

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️

Lostconfused posted:

Lithuania's state-run cybersecurity body said

Has Havana Syndrome gone too far?

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
the marxism thread has allowed me to vibrate into a sex position covering the entire continent of eurasia

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 29 days!)

Tabletops posted:



how times have changed

3 years later and lowlanders still seething. Highlanders stay winning. :smug:

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

mawarannahr posted:

why can’t western journalists write an article about China without the word “draconian”!?

for the same reason they never mentioned muqtada al-sadr without referring to him as "the radical shiite cleric" at the same time

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/biden-france-spat-over-sub-deal-gone-bad-isn-t-ncna1279846

Liberal media trying to make the case that actually it was France's fault of not meeting some arbitrary requirements set by the US to defend Australia's ability to trade against its largest trade partner.

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BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
la casa china

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