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toggle posted:no doubt, on some isolated island in the southern pacific ocean, there’s a baby albatross with a belly full of discarded cock socks I wonder if some weird poo poo has washed up onto sentinel island
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Sep 22, 2021 18:40
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Rich people voting with their wallets. We are solving climate change more and more! It is good to solve climate change.
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Sep 22, 2021 18:43
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https://twitter.com/CNBC/status/1440734173703000068
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Sep 22, 2021 18:47
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quote:Fires and drought in the Pacific Northwest have contributed to the live Christmas tree shortage in the U.S., with some Oregon farmers losing up to 90 percent of their crops this summer. Meanwhile, broader supply chain issue have impacted the artificial tree market, and the American Christmas Tree Association is warning that fewer artificial trees will be available. lol this planet is hosed hahahaha
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Sep 22, 2021 18:56
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i think that chapo trap house is super loving lame, honestly, and the only person i know irl who has ever mentioned them is obnoxious and arrogant as gently caress they loving named it chapo trap house ffs 500 good dogs posted:lol this planet is hosed hahahaha https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ovi1SKwfyxU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGZ1zZ-drQk there's a nofx song for every occasion!
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Sep 22, 2021 19:04
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mawarannahr posted:I wonder if some weird poo poo has washed up onto sentinel island there was a ship wrecked on the island for a while and the sentinelese took metal scrap off it to make tools
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Sep 22, 2021 19:10
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All the Chapo interview eps suck
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Sep 22, 2021 19:11
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Marzzle posted:there was a ship wrecked on the island for a while and the sentinelese took metal scrap off it to make tools The Sentinelese own. I hope they conquer the rest of the planet someday
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Sep 22, 2021 19:33
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTGuhioB9ZE pole time
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Sep 22, 2021 19:58
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blow it out your rear end
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Sep 22, 2021 20:03
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have these guys heard of this stuff called green paint?
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Sep 22, 2021 20:05
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i dont understand how you have a shortage on fake Christmas trees. we've been using the same fake tree for like 20 years lmfao
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Sep 22, 2021 20:07
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You don't throw it out and replace it? That's tacky
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Sep 22, 2021 20:10
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we once painted it with that silver poo poo in the early 2000's and its nearly all gone now. i still see a small silver speckle from time to time
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Sep 22, 2021 20:14
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Homeless Friend posted:i dont understand how you have a shortage on fake Christmas trees. we've been using the same fake tree for like 20 years lmfao Expectation of a demand surge for plastic trees after people who typically shop for disposable live trees can't find any.
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Sep 22, 2021 20:26
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Plastic trees should be illegal
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Sep 22, 2021 20:29
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only emo losers like fake plastic trees
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Sep 22, 2021 20:32
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christmas trees should be illegal. the war on christmas must be a total war
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Sep 22, 2021 20:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qzZNpO4GGxM
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Sep 22, 2021 20:44
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Sep 22, 2021 20:45
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If things weren't bad enough it appears Santa's reindeer have all been lost in a mass death event after warming Arctic temperatures and humidity caused a normally benign bacteria that live in their nasal cavities to multiply rapidly and pass into their bloodstream. I'm also hearing that COVID is running rampant among the elves due to inadequate ventilation in the
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Sep 22, 2021 20:55
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Psst! Hey climate despair thread! Want some Epstein poo poo? https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664734571778051 https://twitter.com/lakotalaw/status/1440664738929643524
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Sep 22, 2021 21:05
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Deep Dish Fuckfest posted:christmas trees should be illegal. the war on christmas must be a total war
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Sep 22, 2021 21:10
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Ramrod Hotshot posted:I think I already know the answer to this but wondering if anybody had a take on the Chapo interview with Kim Stanley Robinson At one point KSR says he refuses to entertain or think too much about how bad it will get assuming we dont take massive and immediate action now, and talks in hypotheticals of what future economies might look like assuming we do take those immediate civilization-wide actions. It's kind of a cope.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:11
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Homeless Friend posted:i dont understand how you have a shortage on fake Christmas trees. we've been using the same fake tree for like 20 years lmfao I'm impressed. My wife and I considered getting a plastic tree years ago but figured it would turn into plastic flakes after 5 years. One year when we weren't having any Xmas visitors we just cut some fir boughs, put some lights on them, and hung them in a window. Same smell and the trees are still growing. It would probably make a fire marshal faint though. Rectal Death Adept posted:I'm sorry, i mean there should be hope because the United Nations is "Seriously" "discussing" "Climate" "Change" and by 2030 we might have twice as many protected wildlife areas as before. In addition to half of all cars being sold being electric. Agreed. I only heard a clip from Biden's UN speech where he seemed to be threatening to kill anyone that got in the U.S.'s way so figured BAU for everything else. I'm curious how much LG's little battery manufacturing problem is going to affect sales of EVs. In addition to advising Bolt owners to keep the battery charge between 40% and 90% and park it outside they've also advising owners on the phone to park their vehicle 50 feet away from anything flammable, like other vehicles. Expect people will start making the sign of the Cross and other warding gestures towards Bolts in the near future. Good thing I didn't have my hopes pinned on consuming our way out of this problem and can just  .
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Sep 22, 2021 21:18
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staticman posted:Psst! Hey climate despair thread! Want some Epstein poo poo? So we've apparently run the rest of the nation down so much that the scraps handed to the natives on the grounds that they were too crappy for anyone that matters to want are now worth imperializing. Cool.
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Sep 22, 2021 21:40
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Complications posted:So we've apparently run the rest of the nation down so much that the scraps handed to the natives on the grounds that they were too crappy for anyone that matters to want are now worth imperializing. Cool. White supremacy is a deathcult child-rape ring that puts the Catholic Church to shame! 
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Sep 22, 2021 21:47
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiw6_JakZFc lol wait till you see the sponsor at the end
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Sep 22, 2021 22:02
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Sedisp posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiw6_JakZFc lol, not only are humans letting their own planet be destroyed, they're literally letting child trafficking rings grow in power! lol, just loving lmao
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Sep 22, 2021 22:04
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e: wrong thread
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Sep 22, 2021 22:05
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Xeom posted:wanna be there during that first date where car hater just goes off like a madman. keep shining you bright star.
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Sep 22, 2021 22:17
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staticman posted:lol, not only are humans letting their own planet be destroyed, they're literally letting child trafficking rings grow in power! It has often been pointed out that having a child is one of the least green things you can do well I am happy to announce that with our new Kash for Kidz program we will take your green house gas emitting children and give you one thousand dollars per child that can be used towards the purchase of any number of EVs or solar panel installation!
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Sep 22, 2021 22:19
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Sedisp posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yiw6_JakZFc no mention of blowing up pipelines, not serious enough lmao bill gates
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Sep 22, 2021 22:24
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tiberion02 posted:no mention of blowing up pipelines, not serious enough Not serious enough whatever could you mean? 
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Sep 22, 2021 22:45
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https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/1261004586359422979?s=20
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Sep 22, 2021 22:47
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bowser posted:The actual conclusion is much worse: oops everyone got covid lol
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Sep 22, 2021 22:52
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Hexigrammus posted:I'm impressed. My wife and I considered getting a plastic tree years ago but figured it would turn into plastic flakes after 5 years. You can knock em off but it's slow, nothing compared to an actual tree. That poo poo is too much.
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Sep 22, 2021 22:54
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kater posted:wait how much polyester is in adult poop people eat 21g a week from teh most recent study -- although i wouldnt be surprised to see that significantly higher in some populations and less so in others. famously titled "credit card a week". a good portion of that is probably just going to pass through, the other portion absorbed into your cells like lipids, liver, who knows.
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Sep 22, 2021 22:54
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seriously I can eat more polyester than any infant and I refuse to be shamed by them in this way
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Sep 22, 2021 22:55
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Sedisp posted:It has often been pointed out that having a child is one of the least green things you can do well I am happy to announce that with our new Kash for Kidz program we will take your green house gas emitting children and give you one thousand dollars per child that can be used towards the purchase of any number of EVs or solar panel installation! lol Xaris posted:people eat 21g a week from teh most recent study -- although i wouldnt be surprised to see that significantly higher in some populations and less so in others. famously titled "credit card a week". a good portion of that is probably just going to pass through, the other portion absorbed into your cells like lipids, liver, who knows. i wanna know what percentage of me is plastic
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