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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Cute Thread: hypothetical murder potato
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RoboRodent
Sep 19, 2012

Cythereal posted:

https://i.imgur.com/mKA02G2.mp4

Jesus, I had no idea they were so dextrous with their snouts. But I guess they are related to elephants.

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Llama lips

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Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
 https://twitter.com/deveriatergato/status/1440989536532766724

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TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


 https://i.imgur.com/qSZzET5.mp4

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Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

 Find someone that looks at you like this dugong looks at a carrot
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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/InTXM7m.mp4

Sound

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hazardousmouse
Dec 17, 2010
 The water vibrating before it rumbles is cool as gently caress and a little terrifying

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

TontoCorazon posted:

https://i.imgur.com/qSZzET5.mp4

sweet baby puppy

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Sininu
Jan 8, 2014

 https://i.imgur.com/uohhnK4.mp4

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UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/InTXM7m.mp4

Sound

:3: Wanna pat that snoot.

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

Sininu posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uohhnK4.mp4

Variant of the Bodega Cats naming rule. That cat should be named Honey, Bunches, Oats, or some combination

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BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/InTXM7m.mp4

Sound

Is that sound the big boi version of the little laser noises the babies make?

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my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/InTXM7m.mp4

Sound

i love him

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

IMJack posted:

Variant of the Bodega Cats naming rule. That cat should be named Honey, Bunches, Oats, or some combination

His name is free prize

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Safari Disco Lion
Jul 21, 2011

Boss, if they make us find seven lost crystals, I'm quitting.

 Family Size. :colbert:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/Ehu6ihS.gifv

https://i.imgur.com/UQRJRg8.gifv

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BaronVonVaderham
Jul 31, 2011

All hail the queen!

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Ehu6ihS.gifv

A lot of my team are contractors with a place called Oowlish, so this is now what I'm going to picture they're doing in their offices.

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Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot

College Slice

hazardousmouse posted:

The water vibrating before it rumbles is cool as gently caress and a little terrifying

That's the 'water dance.' Its part of the display bull males give to females when they are horny.

Depending on the person, that may make it more cool and/or terrifying.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/Z71dOwr.mp4

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011

flavor.flv posted:

His name is free prize

Dutch Flag

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Z71dOwr.mp4
He's beginning to believe

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Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

Cartoon Man posted:

https://i.imgur.com/Z71dOwr.mp4

Shaolin Fuzzy Kitten, a new Shaw Brothers film.

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1441155205156913152

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

hazardousmouse posted:

The water vibrating before it rumbles is cool as gently caress and a little terrifying

Yes. It must percolate its roar on its back prior to roaring.

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Maxwell Lord posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1441155205156913152

that is awesome. but those elamites were haters.

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raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!

Maxwell Lord posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1441155205156913152

Amazing that this artist could predict police cars that emerged over three thousand years in his future.

And a cute as payment for my snark:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qzlvcn27321zs633i.mp4

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CaptainCrunch
Mar 19, 2006
droppin Hamiltons!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=PfwBOCxEst8&feature=share

Listen to that purr! His motor’s running!


…

Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway.
Lookin for some meerkats,
Gonna make ‘‘em roll and play.

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011

Maxwell Lord posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1441155205156913152

Gotta go fast

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Medenmath
Jan 18, 2003
 Stolen from the funny pictures thread:

biracial bear for uncut posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hjuplfb.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/SKrRjaz.mp4
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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Oh you better believe this one has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/WJV9uUC.mp4

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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1439594835883745283

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MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Maxwell Lord posted:

https://twitter.com/thatsgoodweb/status/1441155205156913152

Wasn't that a Belle and Sebastian song?

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Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

IMJack posted:

https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1439594835883745283

Oh that's ridiculously cute. Purrsistence pays off.

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


 https://i.imgur.com/9YjIhHY.mp4

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DarklyDreaming
Apr 4, 2009

Fun scary

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Oh you better believe this one has sound.

https://i.imgur.com/WJV9uUC.mp4

*Thunk**Thunk**Thunk**Thunk**Thunk**Thunk**Thunk*

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.

:smith:

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/okie_elliott/status/1441483666660593670?s=21

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ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!
Suki's birthday! Ignore the dirge our civilization has imposed on this joyous event.

https://youtu.be/xiGJQ3V84iY

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Kavak
Aug 23, 2009

ILL Machina posted:

Suki's birthday! Ignore the dirge our civilization has imposed on this joyous event.

https://youtu.be/xiGJQ3V84iY

This is an option although you'll be paying Geddy Lee and Zakk Wylde royalties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qnug5_h6DJQ

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



 https://twitter.com/buitengebieden_/status/1441480029901398018?s=19

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CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK
Sep 11, 2001



 https://i.imgur.com/ScihL1c.mp4

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