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Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


the sex ghost posted:

knock knock yes hello im the 'gas man' and i've come to count up all the times you've turned the cooker on and then you have to pay me for it

You joke but I just got £40 of electricity for free from British gas because they fitted a new meter that already had a reading then completely hosed up the billing for it and kept trying to charge me £400 for it, then when I complained the complaint handler said "well, we've got no idea what the original value was tbh and no way of figuring it out so I'll just set the initial reading to the first reading and refund the difference"

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BalloonFish
Jun 30, 2013



Fun Shoe

Guavanaut posted:

The government should be run like a business.

Now if I was running a business that could borrow for 40 years for a fraction of a percent the first thing I'd do is raise finance for a housing bond and collect properties that I'd rent out below market rates in the short term to corner the market, and drive out competition, thereby no not like that

Didn't this conversation literally happen on Newsnight or something? Sometime in mid 2019 I want to say.

Some Ivory Tower Elite Neo-Marxist suggested that it would make much more financial sense for the state to take out a low-interest loan (effectively from itself, too) and buy up all the houses which are currently owned by landlords but rent is paid/subsidised by housing benefits - the interest on the loan would be less than what is paid out in benefits and the state would have appreciating assets on its account. It was also pointed out that if this was a business the accountants would be screaming that it was crazy to pay this much for external services when borrowing was so cheap and it could be brought in-house.

The bow-tie wearing representative of the Institute for Common Sense or whatever's only answer was "no, not like that... somethingsomething free market, blah blah landlords provide an essential service by providing houses to those who can't afford mortgages"

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

one of my neighbours is building a summerhouse and it is an absolute abomination



Summer is over in a few days.

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Looks like something kids would put together in the woods from scrap.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1440948151788216321?s=19

Absolute loving hypocrisy from the same party that defends Duffield.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
The cheap portable heaters are going out of stock fast

£13 high rated in stock October 22nd https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006UJDGB0

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Every time I've done the maths before it would cost more to run a single small electric heater pointed at my desk than it costs to turn on the gas central heating for my entire flat.

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

learnincurve posted:

The cheap portable heaters are going out of stock fast

£13 high rated in stock October 22nd https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006UJDGB0

RIP your country's power grid

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

peanut- posted:

Every time I've done the maths before it would cost more to run a single small electric heater pointed at my desk than it costs to turn on the gas central heating for my entire flat.

The maths on a three bed semi is slightly different lol. I lived in a mouldy death trap without central heating for 10 years. Lo and gather round all ye children.

What you have to do is run the portable heaters for 10 mins in the bedrooms before bed and then use lots of blankets overnight. Then during the day use the economical electric fire in the living room and play blackjack to see who runs into the kitchen to make tea. Use portable heater in Kitchen for 10 mins before going in to make food and then the oven should keep the room heated for an hour or so after.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Bobby Deluxe posted:

https://twitter.com/UKLabour/status/1440948151788216321?s=19

Absolute loving hypocrisy from the same party that defends Duffield.

Literally everyone is pissed off with them now. Half the replies are saying that they won't vote Labour as long as Duffield is allowed to keep the whip because their "support" of the community is clearly only performative. The other half are saying that they won't vote Labour because they're "not going to vote for a bunch of queer-lovers".

Devor
Nov 30, 2004
Lurking more.

learnincurve posted:

The maths on a three bed semi is slightly different lol. I lived in a mouldy death trap without central heating for 10 years. Lo and gather round all ye children.

What you have to do is run the portable heaters for 10 mins in the bedrooms before bed and then use lots of blankets overnight. Then during the day use the economical electric fire in the living room and play blackjack to see who runs into the kitchen to make tea. Use portable heater in Kitchen for 10 mins before going in to make food and then the oven should keep the room heated for an hour or so after.

Strong Britain, Great Conflagration

Just Another Lurker
May 1, 2009

peanut- posted:

Every time I've done the maths before it would cost more to run a single small electric heater pointed at my desk than it costs to turn on the gas central heating for my entire flat.

I've got the exhaust from two computers under the desk directed towards my legs, gaming keeps me warm. :eng101:

Also bought 700L of oil for £320 last week so unless the electricity in Northern Ireland gets cut off i'll be fine.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Jedit posted:

Literally everyone is pissed off with them now. Half the replies are saying that they won't vote Labour as long as Duffield is allowed to keep the whip because their "support" of the community is clearly only performative. The other half are saying that they won't vote Labour because they're "not going to vote for a bunch of queer-lovers".

At last, perfect centrism.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Just Another Lurker posted:

Also bought 700L of oil for £320
Comparing that to the price of petrol and diesel I wish I still had a hilux.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ro5s posted:

At last, perfect centrism.
One thing I find frustrating is dumb centrists posting a blistering hot take, and then as soon as the replies start dunking on them they reply with "well looks like I've wound up the right people again!"

Like the Oberman types who bang on about trolls destroying discourse and how they should all be neutered and fired into the sun, but also smarm and wink about how clever they are for making those corbyn outriders so angry, sweetie.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I think that is because they are just right wingers who for a variety of reasons do not brand themselves as such, and winding up people you detest is always a joy.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

peanut- posted:

Every time I've done the maths before it would cost more to run a single small electric heater pointed at my desk than it costs to turn on the gas central heating for my entire flat.

My place doesn't have any 'internal' heating. Instead the landlord has electric heaters attached to the walls in each room.
Been here nearly 10 years now, and I have only ever used one of them, my bedroom one.
That only gets turned on mid winter, when the feet are still cold even with two pairs of socks on.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just blocked a chimney today for a friend, weird loving chimney though, at one point it was retrofitted with a hilariously unsafe gas fire and presumably at the same time it was partially filled in, with only what looks like a hollowed out tin of beans in the middle as the actual escape.

Anyway it's got a bunch of plastic bags stuffed up it now so hopefully that stops the draft.

Imagine I posted the stonks guy but going "imsulation" because that is how I felt about it.

I also remembered how much I hate soot because jesus christ it sticks to everything.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Sep 23, 2021

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I did vague Google maths, right now it’s about 91p per hour to run my central heating (heats up and switches off so not constant) and a 2kw heater is 28p per hour. So central heating is cheaper right now, but if the prices go up and we have a bad winter careful use of the electric heaters will be much cheaper. (Don’t run a cheap heater for longer than half an hour btw)

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

learnincurve posted:

The cheap portable heaters are going out of stock fast

£13 high rated in stock October 22nd https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B006UJDGB0

isn't electricity also ridiculously expensive right now though

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh

Gort posted:

isn't electricity also ridiculously expensive right now though

Oh yes, average gas prices are going to go up by £400 a year though.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/OwenJones84/status/1441025634440990726?s=19

Lmao please let that creepy little doughnut do a leadership challenge.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

OwlFancier posted:

I just blocked a chimney today for a friend, weird loving chimney though, at one point it was retrofitted with a hilariously unsafe gas fire and presumably at the same time it was partially filled in, with only what looks like a hollowed out tin of beans in the middle as the actual escape.

Anyway it's got a bunch of plastic bags stuffed up it now so hopefully that stops the draft.

Imagine I posted the stonks guy but going "imsulation" because that is how I felt about it.

I also remembered how much I hate soot because jesus christ it sticks to everything.

I remember going into a hardware store once to get fireplace cleaning equipment for when I was living in an apartment in the city. They sold special balloons which were designed to inflate and stick in your chimney to reduce the draft when you are not using it, and be easy to remove if you decide to light a fire.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

learnincurve posted:

91p per hour to run my central heating

a 2kw heater is 28p per hour

central heating is cheaper right now,
Did you get these the wrong way round or am I being number dumb again?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Yes that was what she had bought to block it, and which would presumably have been appropriate had not someone blasted a bean tin up the brickwork and left a gap no larger than my fist. So I just stuffed the bag up there, the fireplace isn't in use so frankly a novelty sized cork would have been fine.

learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
I googled and it’s because central heating also uses electricity.

ThomasPaine
Feb 4, 2009

We have no compassion and we ask no compassion from you. When our turn comes, we shall not make excuses for the terror.

Guavanaut posted:

The government should be run like a business.

This is one of the lines that pisses me off more than anything else because it's so emblematic of complete ideological victory of neoliberalism. Mainstream society is completely incapable of viewing anything without filtering it through the lens of market logic and simplistic household finance metaphors - everything needs to be 'paid for', this is by definition a zero sum game, if you spend money on a thing that money is gone and you can't spend it on the other thing. Of course many people do care, but within the mainstream population even they can't see past the neoliberal frame most of the time, and in my experience will talk about how x (people starving/rich nonces/mass homelessness/predatory business/whatever) is terrible and something should be done, but the second you start poking at the core base of the ideology will respond with a dismissive shrug or get seriously defensive. It's tiring. There was a guy on Newsnight years ago, classic gammon character, who smugly yelled at I think Yanis Varoufakis that budgets were 'simple', because 'if he's got a tenner in his wallet and he spends a fiver, he's only got a fiver in his wallet.' Varoufakis did in this case give him a good telling off, but you could see his rebuttal was just instantly rejected because 'common sense', and it seemed to go over the heads of a lot of the audience. This is how you get into the whole toxic 'national credit card' line of thinking, which of course everyone with any power and money knows is loving asinine, but it suits them just fine to have people repeat it. It goes beyond that too, and the whole idea of individual freedom of trade and laissez-faire economics becomes a self-evident moral good, which is how you get this kind of thing:

BalloonFish posted:

Didn't this conversation literally happen on Newsnight or something? Sometime in mid 2019 I want to say.

Some Ivory Tower Elite Neo-Marxist suggested that it would make much more financial sense for the state to take out a low-interest loan (effectively from itself, too) and buy up all the houses which are currently owned by landlords but rent is paid/subsidised by housing benefits - the interest on the loan would be less than what is paid out in benefits and the state would have appreciating assets on its account. It was also pointed out that if this was a business the accountants would be screaming that it was crazy to pay this much for external services when borrowing was so cheap and it could be brought in-house.

The bow-tie wearing representative of the Institute for Common Sense or whatever's only answer was "no, not like that... somethingsomething free market, blah blah landlords provide an essential service by providing houses to those who can't afford mortgages"

What really sometimes makes me miserable is that this dominant ideology shouldn't be as completely ingrained as it is. Yeah, the simplified 'common sense' economic arguments seem superficially compelling to those who don't really think about the nature of money and the role of government etc, but they are completely full of holes and would be so, so easy to discredit for an aggressive, co-ordinated left-wing campaign that refused to pull its punches or apologise - Starmer-esque flipflopping around deeply neoliberal ideas of financial responsibility the like just reinforces that there is no alternative, and what's the point in triangulating your way into office if by the time you get there you're saying the same thing as the other guy, just looking a bit sad about it? The pandemic could have been a golden opportunity for a mass socialist organisation and propaganda campaign, but no. We have a shitlib Labour boosting the government and the good people who jumped ship after Corbyn (who tbh I don't think would have seized the moment particularly well either) are now either completely disillusioned with politics, have gone to well-meaning but ultimately hopeless local organising efforts, or have joined one of the twenty tiny new parties with fifty guys in them apiece.

What happened to people actually having ideas? Actually really thinking about things and having these big discussions in at least the semi-mainstream? Where are our generation's Lenins, or Castros, or Luxemburgs? Sure, you get a few standout academics fighting the good fight - Zizek, Parenti etc - but where is the energy for direct political engagement and opposition? Neoliberalism is deeply ingrained, but is it really any more ingrained than British nationalism was at the height of the empire, when Marx was running about London getting into drunken fistfights with right-wingers in pubs, and calling for armed revolution? Outside of a few nobodies there's just nothing to look forward to but an endless, torturous decline until either climate change kills us all. Who knows, maybe the CCP are telling the truth after all. Maybe we'll hit 2030 and they'll announce that China's productive forces are sufficiently developed, hit the big red communism now button, become the global world power, and usher in a golden age of peace and equality. We can hope, lol.

tldr: I just want something to get behind and fight for and have even the smallest chance of winning. Here's hoping that Scotland goes independent in the next few years at least. It'd become another boring capitalist liberal democracy with most of the same problems the UK as a whole has but at least it would be funny to watch the Britnats lose their minds.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

OwlFancier posted:

Imagine I posted the stonks guy but going "imsulation" because that is how I felt about it.
That's where I keep a bag full of bags


OwlFancier posted:

I also remembered how much I hate soot because jesus christ it sticks to everything.
Someone hasn't been burning their batteries.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
Run government like a business by which I mean make random cuts to things for a brief quarterly boost to earnings, pay those at the top a stupid amount while demanding everyone else tighten their belts and then jump out just as the whole thing comes crashing down to do the same thing at the next place.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

OwlFancier posted:

Yes that was what she had bought to block it, and which would presumably have been appropriate had not someone blasted a bean tin up the brickwork and left a gap no larger than my fist. So I just stuffed the bag up there, the fireplace isn't in use so frankly a novelty sized cork would have been fine.

You should have traveled to large cork world where they make oversized corks for those oversized bottles of booze to use on the chimney.

That or traveled to small balloon world and gotten a small balloon for the chimney.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Wes Streeting? Who are they kidding.
I might, just might, have been able to hold my nose and vote for a Starmer-led LP at the next general election given Welsh Labour are doing a half-decent job right now and given that we are in a FPTP situation. But Wes Streeting? Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I'm looking more and more at Breakthrough Party (mainly because they regularly pop up on my FB) though not sure they would stand over here. Other than that I might go Plaid Cymru.
I won't vote green given that more than a few greens round here default tory if green is not available and are basically NIMBY in disguise.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I don't think I am allowed to travel to Large Cork World without a passport.

Guavanaut posted:

That's where I keep a bag full of bags

She used to live in a house where basically every room had a fireplace, because it was a very old house, and thanks to the lib dems, bags full of bags are hard to come by these days.

OwlFancier fucked around with this message at 14:25 on Sep 23, 2021

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
So I checked the news this morning and saw a headline saying that the clown has told the UN that people need to "grow up" and "listen to scientists"...

Am I in loving opposite land?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Kieth getting couped by Wes Streeting would be very funny

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

FiftySeven posted:

So I checked the news this morning and saw a headline saying that the clown has told the UN that people need to "grow up" and "listen to scientists"...

Am I in loving opposite land?

No, not those scientists, the ones we funded

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Sooo my hunch was correct, my landlord has found a new estate agent to try and sell this place and he has 3 people coming round for viewings on Saturday. May be moving house soon I guess? :shrug:

Angrymog
Jan 30, 2012

Really Madcats

peanut- posted:

Every time I've done the maths before it would cost more to run a single small electric heater pointed at my desk than it costs to turn on the gas central heating for my entire flat.

I only have electric, so it actually is cheaper for me to just heat which ever room I'm in at the time :(

Biggus Dickus
May 18, 2005

Roadies know where to focus the spotlight.
Minor heart attack this morning when Octopus emailed me to say my electric was going from 13p/5p to 26p flat rate. Then someone checked the computer and it turns out they had renewed me on my existing rates just before everything went nuts.

Purely coincidentally I met with a former employer who is now an agent for air-source heat pumps and home batteries. Have been planning the pump thing for a while but now looks like a good time to investigate both.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

one of my neighbours is building a summerhouse and it is an absolute abomination



Grover's pied-à-terre.

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Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea
I didn't really know much about heat pumps until a quick round of Googling a few minutes ago. It looks like:

* Heat pumps are more expensive than boilers to buy/install
* Heat pumps heat more slowly than boilers
* Heat pumps are much more efficient than boilers - 2 times as good as gas, 6 times as good as electric
* Heat pumps cost a lot less to run due to said efficiency, and are much better for the environment
* Heat pumps and boilers last about as long (10-15 years)

Is that about right?

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