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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

omg that findom episode of fplus was incredible.
https://thefpl.us/episode/256

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Glottis posted:

not even remotely phallic enough.

wait, I'm squinting... maybe
It's got long, long bones

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Glottis posted:

wait, I'm squinting... maybe

It's pee

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Glottis posted:

not even remotely phallic enough.


wait, I'm squinting... maybe

Look at the way they're arranged and the price.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Son of Rodney posted:

Inspired by the "wir suchen dich" Tweet in the pyf tweet thread

I've decided to share with you a company from my hometown who is also looking for dich right now



Yes it's a bit silly but i chuckle everytiem :v:

rear end is ace in German

I lived in Germany as a wee goonlet, and twice a day our schoolbus went right by the big rear end factory. It never got old.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Must have been nice seeing your Mom at work.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Doubtful Guest posted:

Must have been nice seeing your Mom at work.

So does their mom work at the rear end factory just hammering out asses all day long, or do you mean to say their moms rear end IS the factory?

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Funny thing, no matter who you asked it was always the other guy's mom.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

probably would have been a better story than the most recent movie

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
This also has sound, but it adds nothing to it.

More impressed by the bees working together to open it.

https://i.imgur.com/yhasuaU.mp4

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

biracial bear for uncut posted:

This also has sound, but it adds nothing to it.

More impressed by the bees working together to open it.

https://i.imgur.com/yhasuaU.mp4

yaaaay now we can drown

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
https://i.imgur.com/4DY3keB.mp4

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I've seen a bunch of videos these two have made now, and I've always wondered if they realise that they both look like they do porn or if it's just a coincidentally appropriate gimmick for them to have leaned into.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
Probably more likely that they've actually done actual porn and the memes are just the stuff people feel safe reposting.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


biracial bear for uncut posted:

Probably more likely that they've actually done actual porn and the memes are just the stuff people feel safe reposting.

Sounds like you have insider knowledge

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!
No more than anybody else that browses IMGUR and looks at the comments whenever one of those clips is posted.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

bike tory posted:

I've seen a bunch of videos these two have made now, and I've always wondered if they realise that they both look like they do porn or if it's just a coincidentally appropriate gimmick for them to have leaned into.

They got their start in porn but they're legit now.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

DandyLion posted:

They got their start in porn but they're legit now.

Good because I do not accept funny videos from illegitimate comedians.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


bike tory posted:

I've seen a bunch of videos these two have made now, and I've always wondered if they realise that they both look like they do porn or if it's just a coincidentally appropriate gimmick for them to have leaned into.
No-one is going to spring the trap of the shameful thing they know her from

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

biracial bear for uncut posted:

No more than anybody else that browses IMGUR and looks at the comments whenever one of those clips is posted.

What the gently caress, who reads the comments.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Inceltown posted:

What the gently caress, who reads the comments.

How else am I going to farm points for my profile?

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

jesus WEP posted:

No-one is going to spring the trap of the shameful thing they know her from

Well after some googling that was not at all what I expected to know her from.

Also apparently that dude is 25 years older than his 21 year old girlfriend :yikes:

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

jesus WEP posted:

No-one is going to spring the trap of the shameful thing they know her from

I thought people liked Sharknado movies now?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

DandyLion posted:

They got their start in porn but they're legit now.

Porn is also legit but ok that definitely explains why they look like porn stars

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

bike tory posted:

Porn is also legit but ok that definitely explains why they look like porn stars

I'm sorry that was in fact :thejoke: and I agree porn is just as legit as any other profession.

But in all seriousness no The dude and his brother have been making comedy for like a decade (small stuff on youtube). She's an influencer or something thats gotten more popular in the last few years. They each had their own thing going and only when they started dating did they start doing sketch comedy together.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

doublepost

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

who are they

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

Well after some googling that was not at all what I expected to know her from.

Also apparently that dude is 25 years older than his 21 year old girlfriend :yikes:

Ok I had to google them for this because there's no way that dude is 46 and turns out that's right, hes not 46. They just make jokes about him being way older. He was born on '93 and she was born in '99

Also I couldn't find anything about her doing porn, they both just looked like lifelong influencer/content creator types?

Her name is Mikaela Pascal and he is Jack O'Shea

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

She is the ex-Health Minister of France Simone Veil, and he is the Swedish painter Edvard Perséus.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

PittTheElder posted:

Well after some googling that was not at all what I expected to know her from.

Also apparently that dude is 25 years older than his 21 year old girlfriend :yikes:

She's actually a teen and his step-sister and he's also her plumber. They met when he was coming to fix her pipes and she got stuck in the dryer.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Then he fixed the cable.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

TITTIEKISSER69 posted:

Then he fixed the cable.

Don't be fatuous, TITTIEKISSER69.

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

bike tory posted:

Ok I had to google them for this because there's no way that dude is 46 and turns out that's right, hes not 46. They just make jokes about him being way older. He was born on '93 and she was born in '99

Also I couldn't find anything about her doing porn, they both just looked like lifelong influencer/content creator types?

Her name is Mikaela Pascal and he is Jack O'Shea

Ahhh yeah ok, I did not scrutinize the jokes enough.

And she was apparently in a bunch of those Kids/Teens REACT videos, which I have watched entirely too many of while at work.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

Paladinus posted:

She is the ex-Health Minister of France Simone Veil, and he is the Swedish painter Edvard Perséus.

If I had kids, I would want you to date them.

All of them at once.




I would not be a good dad.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

MrUnderbridge posted:

I lived in Germany as a wee goonlet, and twice a day our schoolbus went right by the big rear end factory. It never got old.

well now we know where the Arschersetzer gets his stock

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

Trabant posted:

Don't be fatuous, TITTIEKISSER69.

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



FTFY

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