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I've had a recurring dream where I am press ganged into working at a Wal-Mart storeroom. This storeroom is multuple stories high and the employees love in pallet shack tenements built high up near the rafters and sleep on straw mats. In last night's dream I learned that Wal-Mart had been commissioning PS2 editions of every major game release since the end of the PS2's life, specifically so that storeroom employees wouldn't know that there were new consoles.
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GorfZaplen posted:I've had a recurring dream where I am press ganged into working at a Wal-Mart storeroom. This storeroom is multuple stories high and the employees love in pallet shack tenements built high up near the rafters and sleep on straw mats. In last night's dream I learned that Wal-Mart had been commissioning PS2 editions of every major game release since the end of the PS2's life, specifically so that storeroom employees wouldn't know that there were new consoles. lmao. but also i really want to play ps2 bloodborne.
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ArfJason posted:i was probated so by now i forgot some details but basically: Lmfao
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had a long dream that went a lot of places, but at one point i was playing a version of Hitman where you had a Portal Gun in your arsenal and i was having a blast using it to drop potted plants onto guards to knock them out, teleport them into locked rooms and confuse the hell out of them in the process, etc.
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symbolic posted:had a long dream that went a lot of places, but at one point i was playing a version of Hitman where you had a Portal Gun in your arsenal and i was having a blast using it to drop potted plants onto guards to knock them out, teleport them into locked rooms and confuse the hell out of them in the process, etc. this sounds kind of awesome
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symbolic posted:had a long dream that went a lot of places, but at one point i was playing a version of Hitman where you had a Portal Gun in your arsenal and i was having a blast using it to drop potted plants onto guards to knock them out, teleport them into locked rooms and confuse the hell out of them in the process, etc. this sounds like a triumph. i'm making a note here: huge success.
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Bolverkur posted:this sounds like a triumph. i'm making a note here: huge success.
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Bolverkur posted:this sounds like a triumph. i'm making a note here: huge success.
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I had a dream a girl came to the forums asking for advice after she gave her boyfriend a nonsensically large amount of cash, 480 million yen, that she said was the equivalent of $25000 to spend at a convention and he "betrayed her trust" by spending it all on an anime themed xbox series s. All the replies were asking her why she had that amount of cash on hand and what it was supposed to be for. My guess was funko pops but I woke up before she replied.
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obviously she got the money from the millenium tower incident and he was supposed to spend the money to achieve his dreams.
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GorfZaplen posted:I've had a recurring dream where I am press ganged into working at a Wal-Mart storeroom. This storeroom is multuple stories high and the employees love in pallet shack tenements built high up near the rafters and sleep on straw mats. In last night's dream I learned that Wal-Mart had been commissioning PS2 editions of every major game release since the end of the PS2's life, specifically so that storeroom employees wouldn't know that there were new consoles. Lol
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symbolic posted:dreamed that i was back in high school and every day after class i'd take the subway (that my irl city doesn't have) to an out-of-the-way vintage games store owned by Wilt from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. one day i asked him how he went from starring in the show to running a back-alley video game shop and he got visibly depressed and started shrinking until he vanished completely. lol Fosters Home ftw.
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I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. My concern was assuaged when it turned out that Paper Mario was actually partially owned by HAL Labs and they had the right to port it to PC for some obscure copyright reason involving the Paper characters not being the "real" characters and a recent court ruling that you can't copyright paper. While browsing I noticed there was a hot new posting trend where people would reply to posts with "burble de burble", which apparently represents the rumbling in your stomach in between farts when you're having a good fart session. This was meant to signify that the post was so beneath notice that it wasn't even worth farting on, even during a carefree farting session, so the poster was deliberately holding it in so as not to waste it. Lyle and a couple of other people were just burble de burbling at every post in the thread and I was trying to understand whether Mario was going multiplatform or not and it was really hard to read the actual facts and information amidst the endless torrent of burble de burbling. Eventually I joined in and posted "burble de borble" thinking it added some fun sounds and variety and I got probation for a month for ruining the burble de burble.
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lmao
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. Lmfao
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. lmfao
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. lmfao
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burble de borble
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Smirking_Serpent posted:burble de borble ![]()
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. lfmao
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. lmao
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Fact: You can't copyright paper
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lmao
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lmao
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Lmao
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lmfao
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lmao
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burble de borble V ![]() ^ burble de burble
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:I dreamed all the Paper Mario games came out on Steam in a surprise release and I was mildly surprised but not particularly interested. I felt like it was a bit wrong and hoped this wasnt a sign Nintendo was going full multiplatform so I logged on to see what the Imp Zone was saying. lmao
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Holy poo poo lol
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lmao
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lmao
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lmao
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Had a dream I was playing a new 4x game that was like civ but it was all monkeys. Like all the gameplay was nearly identical but all the units and world leaders and advisors were all monkeys and would occassionally pop up with text boxes saying "ooo eee eek" or other monkey stuff. I remember being really delighted with it and thinking about how I could kick everyone's rear end since I was the only one who realized this was just civ but with monkeys. When I got to a certain point in the game though suddenly it took me to a screen inside the monkey senate building and told me to "Customize your senator" so I took a long time looking at all the monkey hairstyles and monkey suits before confirming, at which point the camera moved over slightly to the next monkey in line and a little bar filled up saying I had successfully customized 1 out of 278 monkey senators at which point I got really angry and woke up.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 00:21 |
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Plebian Parasite posted:Had a dream I was playing a new 4x game that was like civ but it was all monkeys. Like all the gameplay was nearly identical but all the units and world leaders and advisors were all monkeys and would occassionally pop up with text boxes saying "ooo eee eek" or other monkey stuff. I remember being really delighted with it and thinking about how I could kick everyone's rear end since I was the only one who realized this was just civ but with monkeys. When I got to a certain point in the game though suddenly it took me to a screen inside the monkey senate building and told me to "Customize your senator" so I took a long time looking at all the monkey hairstyles and monkey suits before confirming, at which point the camera moved over slightly to the next monkey in line and a little bar filled up saying I had successfully customized 1 out of 278 monkey senators at which point I got really angry and woke up. Lmfao
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