[succ] Go directly to the solutions tent, do not collect 600 dollars

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is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

"Just because the United States is bad doesn't mean Cuba is good" says person who has never touched a history book and assumes that all nations sprang into existence fully formed the moment they were born

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etalian: Mar 20, 2006

Bishyaler posted:

And if communists can cook the brains of CIA agents? Good.

Next up will be a brain wave weapon that sends big dick marx parody images to CIA agent brains

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:17

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

Pobrecito posted:

Gotta respect for going all in I guess

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:18

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

Mr Hootington posted:

LOOK AT THEM! WHAT IS HAPPEN TO THEM!

socks stay on I guess

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:19

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

ram dass in hell posted:

BlueAnon

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# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:19

Raiad: Feb 1, 2005; Without the law, there wouldn't be lawyers.

500 good dogs posted:

Do some people still believe that weapons are not being used against diplomats? Ask yourself what's more probable: a mass delusion among a bunch of diplomats in different locations reporting these very strange symptoms, or weapons causing these symptoms? Just because the US does bad poo poo doesn't make Russia and Cuba good or make them incapable of these kinds of attacks.

lol that somehow the op thought that this line of reasoning was any different than "a bunch of unrelated people suffered from the same problems once they learned about the jewish space laser. obviously this proves that the jewish space laser is real and i need a tin foil hat"

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:20

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Pobrecito posted:

I hear this in my head like the futurama "war were declared" guy

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:21

PhilippAchtel: May 31, 2011

etalian posted:

Next up will be a brain wave weapon that sends big dick marx parody images to CIA agent brains

Where does he buy his underwear?!?

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:23

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

of course there's a d&d probe for "havana syndrome posting" lol

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:24

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

World War Mammories posted:

I literally cannot imagine someone being posed this question and not answering "mass delusion." it's literally the simplest and most salient explanation

gently caress delusion, it�s absolutely a grift. maybe the first 3 or 4 people were so anxious that they developed psychosomatic symptoms after nights of binge drinking, everyone else is trying to get fat checks.

if suddenly my employer took extremely vague and unprovable Havana Syndrome symptoms seriously you can bet I�d be on government funded PTO tomorrow

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:25

Nanomashoes: Aug 18, 2012

Buck Wildman posted:

of course there's a d&d probe for "havana syndrome posting" lol

I�m sure multiple d&d posters are sufferers and you should not mock their plight.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:25

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

Mr Hootington posted:

LOOK AT THEM! WHAT IS HAPPEN TO THEM!

someone in another thread was running some sort of AI-aided program to make blurry pictures clearer

putting up the bat signal here so we can figure out what the hell is going on with those feeet

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:26

ScootsMcSkirt: Oct 29, 2013

havana normal one in US news

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:26

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

why did Havana syndrome need a vote? isn't it covered by existing medicaid disability and occupational injury stuff?

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:27

SKULL.GIF: Jan 20, 2017

zegermans posted:

there was one of those stupid political compass memes that had the pattern of "everything is X, except actual X, which is good", anyway the one for libertarians was "everything is slavery ,except actual slavery, which is good"

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:27

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

because the only thing found was minor brain damage, of the kind most Americans suffer from?

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:27

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

force the vote (on cuban headache beams)

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:28

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

havana brunch fundraiser for the victims of communist mind rays

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:29

Organ Fiend: May 21, 2007; custom title

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/Yamiche/status/1441039243631939584?s=19

this form of weaponized language is worse than gwb white house

Anyone using the word "toxic" for something than you don't inhale, ingest, or get injected into you is loving with you.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:30

ram dass in hell: Dec 29, 2019

SKULL.GIF posted:

this but unironically

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:31

Buck Wildman: Mar 30, 2010; I am Metango, Galactic Governor

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

force the vote (on cuban headache beams)

writing in "cuba lasers" for my alderman

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:31

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Eggplant Squire posted:

Gonna laugh if it turns out this is the Calm Hitler comic in real life and the dude shouting at people was "YOU CANT JUST STICK A BUNCH OF REFUGEES IS AN ISLAND PRISON!!"

he probably said "You guys shouldn't whip poor people," and the Biden staffers got upset that he used the word "guys"

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:34

Judakel: Jul 29, 2004; Can't post for 9 years!

at this rate the feedback thread is never going to get made, too many shitposts

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:35

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

I don't exactly think this looks good, it looks psychotic, but in the spirit of the thread,

KirbyKhan posted:

Yes, all correct. Along with every other description, especially if it contradicts a previous description.

Another description to add to the pile. A CSPAM succ thread activity is SYQ: Source Your Quote, which is taking a post you see from the "bad thread" and pressing Ctrl+c on those mewling posting enemy's posts, then backing up to your bookmarks to the "good" thread where all your posting buddies go "lmao". Sometimes, someone responds to that post earnestly, and you get to double lmao. Long time tradition that combines aspects of the puppetmaster posting defense with scapegoating to others. Wickidly good time.

D&D has long complained about this ritual. Yes, it is inscrutable and kinda lame when deconstructed. CSPAM has long invited them to try it because it is fun and everyone's posting history is pure and spotless. So in the [blow] counter thread they did it like 3 times then closed the thread after 24 pages.

Other term too look out for is Blind Quote, where you delete the posters name and link, full disclosure that the dumb words are not your own, but fully searchable and sourceable so people really chuffed by those words can go into wherever thread that came from a report/reply to it. But largely... It never really gets that far, there arnt too many posters who are willing to go through all the button presses to internet detective your way to your posting enemy, so you just fight the one you invented in your head and all your posting buddies go "yeah you show em".

Edit:

Doomsday econ had a "BOFA Xi's Nuts" floating for a day, don't think it made thread title tho which is sad.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:35

AnimeIsTrash: Jun 30, 2018

Victory Position posted:

I don't exactly think this looks good, it looks psychotic, but in the spirit of the thread,

aids

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:37

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/jeneps/status/1441079110978228237?s=20

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:37

Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Victory Position posted:

I don't exactly think this looks good, it looks psychotic, but in the spirit of the thread,

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:39

Lib and let die: Aug 26, 2004

AnimeIsTrash posted:

aids

you come to c-spam, on this, the day of the feedback thread, and just post 'aids'?

nice.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:39

Lastgirl: Sep 7, 1997; Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

SKULL.GIF posted:

i mean, actual theft isn't fine but yes this is why we're relegated to theory since people are too much of evil lazy self gratifying hominids to go full buddha on the concept of theft as well as many other vices that are too inconvenient to shed to observe the noble truths

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:39

spacetoaster: Feb 10, 2014

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

someone in another thread was running some sort of AI-aided program to make blurry pictures clearer

putting up the bat signal here so we can figure out what the hell is going on with those feeet

The front of her toes are in the sand.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:40

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

spacetoaster posted:

The front of her toes are in the sand.

oh yeah? pretty familiar with how her toes usually look huh?

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:42

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

smythesque posting

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:43

papa horny michael: Aug 18, 2009; by Pragmatica

https://twitter.com/susancrabtree/status/1441076896993738764?s=19

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:44

Eggplant Squire: Aug 14, 2003

Yes that is the big problem here.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:45

CongoJack: Nov 5, 2009; Ask Why, Asshole

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/susancrabtree/status/1441076896993738764?s=19

Yea it was the horses that were the problem for sure

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:46

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

lol they saw people going "What is it the 1800s?" and decided the solution was to modernize their slavecatcher's mode of transport

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:46

Excelzior: Jun 24, 2013

papa horny michael posted:

https://twitter.com/susancrabtree/status/1441076896993738764?s=19

good, now the migrants will get whipped by footsoldiers instead of cavalry

incremental progress!!!

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:46

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde