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Which Texan benefits most from Tonight?
This poll is closed.
Deshaun Watson 1 3.70%
Davis Mills 0 0%
Tyrod Taylor 4 14.81%
Nobody. These events have no intrinsic value. 22 81.48%
Total: 27 votes
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BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

LOL 3rd and a bunch and you call a handoff kek. Just prepping the bull that is Sam Darnold right there.

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pmchem
Jan 22, 2010


the texans are so bad

it makes me wonder just what abyss of badness the jaguars are in

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Good luck to Bean Mom and congrats. :)

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Tyrod was clearly doing a lot for these Texans actually. He played so well week 1

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


Sam D. Arnold

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Play posted:

Tyrod was clearly doing a lot for these Texans actually. He played so well week 1

Also playing the jags

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Elephanthead posted:

Also playing the jags

I know that but even against the Browns the Texans looked so, so much better than this

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Grittybeard posted:

Oh hey this is really cool, good luck.

:emptyquote:

Unrelated: gently caress Tom Brady

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

hey thanks yall :shobon: im very excited and im glad ya'll dig it

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i think thats a fumble but wont be called one

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







He got hit in the dick

ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God

bean mom posted:

i think thats a fumble but wont be called one

It absolutely was, but they got it back.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

gently caress sake Arnold. hold the ball

Anime Store Adventure
May 6, 2009


FizFashizzle posted:

He got hit in the dick

Right in the darnold

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady.

gross. you kiss your mother with that mouth?

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Huh, I’ve seen exactly one play of this football game and it’s… quite something.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady.

Also congrats Bean Mom

RumbleFish
Dec 20, 2007

This game sucks now and I don't like it.

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Easy for me to say this now, but never really got behind this idea that this Texans team would be one of the worst the NFL had ever seen.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009

RumbleFish posted:

This game sucks now and I don't like it.

I was having a great time about 10 minutes ago.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Clownball engaged

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Here's to another 20 years of Tom Brady.

that is a DISGUSTING post

- Joe Buck

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
cursed field for NFCS teams

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



fsif posted:

Easy for me to say this now, but never really got behind this idea that this Texans team would be one of the worst the NFL had ever seen.

I mean, you might want to watch a few more offensive drives, it's pretty rough.

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Happy that people have the freedom to be who they are here. Kind of a rarity on football internet.

Secondly: Damnit CMC being out has properly hosed my parlay, bollocks.

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound
This game is stinky.

Doctor Teeth
Sep 12, 2008


i've heard joe buck say "ball is out" more times in the past 5 minutes than i did all last week

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Kalli posted:

Also congrats Bean Mom

im a mac, uh, mac mommy?

i kept trying to call into WEEI while i was stuck on the road today (dont get the hub in western mass :( ) to call for josh to be fired and to call mac a coward for not unleashing the dragon

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
the ref looks like a poor man's jimmy fallon

elime anning
Nov 19, 2002

Morbid Hound

fsif posted:

Easy for me to say this now, but never really got behind this idea that this Texans team would be one of the worst the NFL had ever seen.

They’ve already won a game. Matt Millen scoffs

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Kalli posted:

I mean, you might want to watch a few more offensive drives, it's pretty rough.

It's sans Tyrod!

But also like compared to Jets and Dolphins teams we've seen in like just the last five years? The Texans are a pretty ordinary bottom five team.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

RumbleFish posted:

This game sucks now and I don't like it.

yeah I think I might catch this one later condensed. or maybe just catch the highlights on youtube (the ultimate insult)

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005

Qwijib0 posted:

the ref looks like a poor man's jimmy fallon

Not gonna say the obvious joke so instead, what the gently caress does a rich man's Jimmy Fallon look like?

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Texans are afraid to throw

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



https://twitter.com/RapSheet/status/1441210332559462401

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/CornyTintedIndochinesetiger-mobile.mp4

pnumoman
Sep 26, 2008

I never get the last word, and it makes me very sad.
Wow, I was wondering why I completely forgot about tonight's game and then I looked at the matchup lol

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fsif posted:

It's sans Tyrod!

But also like compared to Jets and Dolphins teams we've seen in like just the last five years? The Texans are a pretty ordinary bottom five team.

I agree, they are not all time bad. They're just bad, and boring. But they still have some players who can make plays

Codependent Poster posted:

Texans are afraid to throw

they should be

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ozymandius1024
Mar 15, 2006

You don't yank on the Spine of God
I love Brian Burns coming off the edge free

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