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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Physics students: :confuoot:

AI: I recognize an infinite frictionless plane when I see it.

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Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007


Ammo is stored in the balls.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Yeah. Dragon ballz.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Corundum in anyolite

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Memento posted:



Corundum in anyolite
On a first date???

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Anyolite has to be the geology counterpart to botany's Idonova thatisus

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Karate Bastard posted:

Anyolite has to be the geology counterpart to botany's Idonova thatisus

Totally. I mean, we were all thinking it.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Memento posted:



Corundum in anyolite

Gneiss!

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Gimme that ruby rod

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

flavor.flv posted:

Gimme that ruby rod

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



Memento posted:



Corundum in anyolite

Looks more like Cummingtonite.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Do not gently caress the cactus

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Do not gently caress the cactus

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Maybe country girls shouldn't always have to make do

PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
Is this one of those D&D novelty dildos? (I guess I mean "fantasy" genre in general, no offense to the gamers specifically). Wikipedia link


It even has that little spare "tickler" on it! And it comes with free latex.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Not going to feel like a little prick, that's for sure.

Paladinus has a new favorite as of 05:28 on Sep 21, 2021

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Arizona girls make do

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

Is this one of those D&D novelty dildos? (I guess I mean "fantasy" genre in general, no offense to the gamers specifically).

it's a gun in Valorant

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Rust Martialis posted:

Arizona girls make do

Feels more like a 'Cenobites make do' kinda image...

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/summerstoli/status/1440061584819167233?s=21

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Yes, I can tell it's horned all right.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I've seen hornier

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Bloop posted:

I've seen hornier

For the last time stop peeking in my windows at night.

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Writing P on one cheek and M on the other

chglcu
May 17, 2007

I'm so bored with the USA.

That’s downright puritanical by pomegranate standards.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



I feel that these don't have a flared enough base.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




1970s food was A Thing

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

Zil posted:

I feel that these don't have a flared enough base.

The bottom bulb is the flare, you only stick the top one in.

teethgrinder
Oct 9, 2002

Captain Hygiene posted:

1970s food was A Thing
They knew what they were doing

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Captain Hygiene posted:

1970s food was A Thing

Aspic? More like Aspdic, am I right?

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

monolithburger posted:

Aspic? More like Aspdic, am I right?

Larks Tongues In Aspdic

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Rust Martialis posted:

Larks Tongues In Aspdic

:golfclap: I want you to know this joke is very appreciated.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Rust Martialis posted:

Larks Tongues In Aspdic

:vince:

monolithburger
Sep 7, 2011

Rust Martialis posted:

Larks Tongues In Aspdic

:drat:

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there
The World's My Oyster Soup Kitchen Floor Wax Phallus?

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

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