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Golbez
Oct 9, 2002

1 2 3!
If you want to take a shot at me get in line, line
1 2 3!
Baby, I've had all my shots and I'm fine

Megillah Gorilla posted:

So, history as a 3 dimensional function of time, per capita and inflation.

In other words, historical volume.

But what would be the units?

obviously, time cubes.

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Golbez posted:

obviously, time cubes.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Golbez posted:

obviously, time cubes.

Time works more like balls.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I only measure my history in Hiroshimas.

I think we should measure human history in BH and AH before Hiroshima and after Hiroshima. Because once we start killing people with nuclear bombs we start killing people with forces of a magnitude which had only been available to nature previously. A nuclear bomb isn't just a larger bomb, it's a different bomb. Before Hiroshima every new phase of murdering each other was just an incremental improvement. After Hiroshima we entered an entirely new state of existence.

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

Nenonen posted:

Time works more like balls.

imagine four cubes on the edge of a cliff

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Archimedes was the first person to deploy a man-portable weapon powered by nuclear fusion.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Tunicate posted:

Archimedes was the first person to deploy a man-portable weapon powered by nuclear fusion.

But people mostly remember him for his screw-ups, sadly enough

ulmont
Sep 15, 2010

IF I EVER MISS VOTING IN AN ELECTION (EVEN AMERICAN IDOL) ,OR HAVE UNPAID PARKING TICKETS, PLEASE TAKE AWAY MY FRANCHISE

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

Before Hiroshima every new phase of murdering each other was just an incremental improvement.

You’re really not giving the Holocaust enough credit.

Muscle Tracer
Feb 23, 2007

Medals only weigh one down.

fosborb posted:

in the 2010s 3 companies (at least!) all branded with orange and white and a secondary yellow, with light sans typography and abstract geometric logos with a gradient between red-orange, orange, and yellow, and I can never tell Thomson Reuters, Voya and Optum apart

I can't prove it, but I respect the grift

Voya and Thomson Reuters were both done by Interbrand, although years apart (sorry for the lovely source quality).

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Brawnfire posted:

But people mostly remember him for his screw-ups, sadly enough

This opinion is all wet, Archimedes was positively buoyant with great ideas

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Bunch of circle touchers itt

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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DarkHorse posted:

This opinion is all wet, Archimedes was positively buoyant with great ideas

Well he clawed back some of his reputation later on definitely

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Screw, Archimedes

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuchisake-onna

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Isn't the trick to give her candy or something so she gets confused long enough so you can bolt?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
But what do the colours mean?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Ok now do foreskins

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Muscle Tracer posted:

Voya and Thomson Reuters were both done by Interbrand, although years apart (sorry for the lovely source quality).

haha loving awesome. thank you!

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Muscle Tracer posted:

Voya and Thomson Reuters were both done by Interbrand, although years apart (sorry for the lovely source quality).

Ironically, because that particular shade of orange isn't great from the accessibility standpoint, they barely even get to use it.

Mescal
Jul 23, 2005

one 9/11 = 23 hiroshimas = 2 football fields (dead)

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

Mescal posted:

one 9/11 = 23 hiroshimas = 2 football fields (dead)

Sorry, we use Benghazis in this household

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

BonHair posted:

Sorry, we use Benghazis in this household
one 9/11 = one viletat

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Paladinus posted:

But what do the colours mean?

Severity of outcome, I assume - in the red ones you die immediately, in the yellow one you merely get horribly injured

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Armitag3 posted:

Isn't the trick to give her candy or something so she gets confused long enough so you can bolt?

You can also throw coins at her, call her average, or say the word "pomade" three times for some bizarre reason

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

BonHair posted:

Sorry, we use Benghazis in this household

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:
https://mobile.twitter.com/outliersgeorg/status/1441383850236514310/photo/1

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I don't think horses drink their own piss. But I might be mistaken.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost
What's the connection with transphobia and horses?

Also Alistair Crowley's Scatalogical Cabaret would be an awesome band name

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

DarkHorse posted:

What's the connection with transphobia and horses?

Also Alistair Crowley's Scatalogical Cabaret would be an awesome band name
terf's scared the trans people are coming to extract their hormones because someone posted about writing a guide on diy hrt from the traditional source

poor terf, thought of ants and died

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

DarkHorse posted:

What's the connection with transphobia and horses?

I think it's "oh yeah well I identify as a horse"

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

90s Cringe Rock posted:

poor terf, thought of pants and died

Kantesu
Apr 21, 2010

90s Cringe Rock posted:

terf's scared the trans people are coming to extract their hormones because someone posted about writing a guide on diy hrt from the traditional source

poor terf, thought of ants and died

And to make things more clear, the traditional source of estrogen for hrt is mare's urine.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

PittTheElder posted:

I think it's "oh yeah well I identify as a horse"

Which makes it not work, because they always identify as attack helicopters. It would be a lot more fun if they said horses, because I know what to do with horses: crawl onto them and kick them in the sides. And also put a cord in their mouth. And remove ticks from their dicks. But the point is I would respect their identity.
I honestly don't know what I would do if an attack helicopter was suddenly at lunch with me.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BonHair posted:

Which makes it not work, because they always identify as attack helicopters. It would be a lot more fun if they said horses, because I know what to do with horses: crawl onto them and kick them in the sides. And also put a cord in their mouth. And remove ticks from their dicks. But the point is I would respect their identity.
I honestly don't know what I would do if an attack helicopter was suddenly at lunch with me.

You mount the cockpit and start flying?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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Get blasted in the face by a 30mm chain gun

Dr. Arbitrary
Mar 15, 2006

Bleak Gremlin
I think we mostly just store old attack helicopters at a giant graveyard in the desert.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Count Roland
Oct 6, 2013


ft-lb: Don't break it
in-lb: You already broke it
kV: Make sure it's off
T: Remember to take the keys out of your pocket
ΔV: Yes, Kerbal Space Program *is* very fun

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I think we mostly just store old attack helicopters at a giant graveyard in the desert.

DarkHorse posted:

What's the connection with transphobia and horses?
Without modern technology to synthetically produce estrogens, the only natural source for them that can provide a clinically useful amount for hormone replacement therapy is horse urine. It's just straight-up naturalistic fallacy.

Antivaxxers: "RNA vaccines aren't natural, I'm not putting that in my body!" [eats horse paste]
Transphobes: "Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!" [should eat horse paste]

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


Melbourne Water figures for change in demand at the final siren of the AFL Grand Final vs the winning margin in the game.

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