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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qnrejsOHPC1vmobp0_720.mp4

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




drat it I can't take anymore. This is the day I solemnly try to stop eating pork regardless of circumstances, isn't it 😑

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i follow this lady on twitter and it's been a wild trip because she recently bought a pet pig and now there a bunch of videos of the little fucker.

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1441032330429145094?s=20

https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1441481553050275841?s=20

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

drat it I can't take anymore. This is the day I solemnly try to stop eating pork regardless of circumstances, isn't it 😑

I basically cut pork almost entirely out of my diet years ago, for similar reasons. And also greatly reduced my hamburger intake.


I still eat chicken, though, the fuckers.

evil_bunnY
Apr 2, 2003

Garrand posted:

I basically cut pork almost entirely out of my diet years ago, for similar reasons. And also greatly reduced my hamburger intake.
Same same. Pigs are loving delicious but there's no way I can justify eating that kind of animal. We eat a little chicken and fish but that's about it.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Cows are dumb, it's okay to eat them.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qhfnv4MKOp1uvv5gh.mp4

Cows going out for the first time after winter:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qc4vggolkl1uvv5gh.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qttog0SqH21vmobp0_720.mp4

Cows eating kudzu:
https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qww9b71BJE1yefkvd.mp4

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Captain Hygiene posted:

Cows are dumb, it's okay to eat them.

cows arent as dumb as you think meanwhile chickens are straight stupid

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

cows arent as dumb as you think meanwhile chickens are straight stupid

Chickens would absolutely kill/eat humans if they were any bigger.

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
chickens are bros

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

spacetoaster posted:

Chickens would absolutely kill/eat humans if they were any bigger.

theyre like the meanest animals ever lol. How I loathe them

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

Deep down on the genetic level chickens know they are meant to stomp across the landscape snacking on the pathetic small mammals.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011

Guildenstern doesn't approve of the rampant chicken slander in this thread.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Milo and POTUS posted:

chickens are straight stupid

Salmon too

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Can we all at least agree that geese are pieces of poo poo?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Can we all at least agree that geese are pieces of poo poo?

Yes

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Can we all at least agree that geese are pieces of poo poo?

:hai:

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

spacetoaster posted:

Chickens would absolutely kill/eat humans if they were any bigger.

Mister Speaker posted:

chickens are bros

These are both true.

My parents raised broilers for a few years. They'd raise a backyard flock of about 30 that would roam the property during the day. They were goofy, endearing birds, and took to following our golden retriever around for reasons I'm not really clear on. But yeah, they'd try to eat drat near anything.







It was always sad when it came time to slaughter them, but at least we had given them the best life we could. Plus, broilers will suffer from cardiovascular or skeletal problems if they live much past their slaughter date.

though that's because we've bred them that way, so

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

fizzymercury posted:


Guildenstern doesn't approve of the rampant chicken slander in this thread.

noble creature.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)

Dwarf Named Magnus posted:

Cassandra Peterson is blessed and so are happy, loving relationships.

https://twitter.com/keevacomix/status/1441138298060083209
Is the red haired woman 70? Or is this an old photo? Regardless, that is some clean living.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

gvibes posted:

Is the red haired woman 70? Or is this an old photo? Regardless, that is some clean living.

Elvira is blessed by Satan and so is protected from the cold hand of time.

this has reminded me of another cool gay redhead lady who has a nice wife. Kate of the B-52's.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

gvibes posted:

Is the red haired woman 70? Or is this an old photo? Regardless, that is some clean living.

Elvira, mistress of the dark, succumbs not to such weak forces as "time"

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Dave is a cool fuckin' dude. I haven't heard any nefarious stories about him. and I'd rather not.

"No pup will suffer like this, I will save him"

they're a perfect match.

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

suspicious omittance of Canada Geese. Though i'm sure there has to be SOME videos out there of the lil' bastards being chill.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Loden Taylor posted:

My parents raised broilers

are the chickens named after the preferred method of cooking? That's kind of macabre


blight rhino posted:

Dave is a cool fuckin' dude. I haven't heard any nefarious stories about him. and I'd rather not.

"No pup will suffer like this, I will save him"

they're a perfect match.

He collects vintage lunchboxes, they're dope as gently caress.

EoinCannon
Aug 29, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

are the chickens named after the preferred method of cooking? That's kind of macabre

Without checking, I think it's chicken raised for meat

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

EoinCannon posted:

Without checking, I think it's chicken raised for meat

its a big rear end breed of chicken designed to grown giant meaty parts to maximize sales. i dunno why its called a broiler... i guess because its intended for eatin' and that was popular method or available as a breed name at some time

[edit]:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Broiler
its just a generic name for a human created breed designed for meat production.
========================
Due to extensive breeding selection for rapid early growth and the husbandry used to sustain this, broilers are susceptible to several welfare concerns, particularly skeletal malformation and dysfunction, skin and eye lesions and congestive heart conditions. Management of ventilation, housing, stocking density and in-house procedures must be evaluated regularly to support good welfare of the flock. The breeding stock (broiler-breeders) do grow to maturity but also have their own welfare concerns related to the frustration of a high feeding motivation and beak trimming. Broilers are usually grown as mixed-sex flocks in large sheds under intensive conditions.
========================

yum

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Memento posted:

are the chickens named after the preferred method of cooking? That's kind of macabre

Not specifically, it's just to differentiate the meat breeds from the laying breeds. And it is a bit macabre, but I suppose if you're going to eat meat, the least you can do is own up to the fact you've bred an animal for slaughter.

But since I lost track of which thread I was in and got into animal husbandry in the blessed pics thread, here's my dumbass cat chilling in my euphonium case:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
That's a petter if I've ever seen one

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
that is such a pretty cat :3:

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

Donkeys make some of the best dogs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d8DmHS5Hpo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtQLIU4ze0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZnqLi0rSQg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



it is my current will and testament that my body can be eaten by whoever finds it. just have at it. maybe check the date, ill try to write it down when i die, make sure you dont eat me if im rotten

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

https://i.imgur.com/bIwHae2.mp4

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Dongkey.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Thought my monitor was off for a second

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007

So that's a donkey show, strange.

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

I don't know if anyone here has tried holding a ball in their while going round in circles and retaining a truly humongous boner, but it actually takes a lot of skill and practice.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Olewithmilk posted:

I don't know if anyone here has tried holding a ball in their while going round in circles and retaining a truly humongous boner, but it actually takes a lot of skill and practice.

holding a ball in their what

holding a ball in their what op

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



a ball in their op, op

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Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

Memento posted:

holding a ball in their what

holding a ball in their what op

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WOTFGL7yjg

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