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The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


Lead Pipe Cinch posted:

That Alfred guy at it again?

He does great videos with Jon Bois, rather upset to see how bad his wrestling takes are (not sure if this is him)

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yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

you are very badly mistaken lol

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

The Taxman posted:

He does great videos with Jon Bois, rather upset to see how bad his wrestling takes are (not sure if this is him)

i think you’re talking about kofie yeboah…

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://twitter.com/Matt_JL16/status/1441779230690320385?s=19

I am loving this transition that now that everyone is seeing AEW is great they have to pretend "oh it was REALLY bad until like three weeks ago, trust us".

Gambit from the X-Men
May 12, 2001

a war boy standing alone in the desert blasting his mouth with cum from a dildo

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/Matt_JL16/status/1441779230690320385?s=19

I am loving this transition that now that everyone is seeing AEW is great they have to pretend "oh it was REALLY bad until like three weeks ago, trust us".

AEW was better before the influx, tho

Not that it's bad, I'll just like it more when the dust is settled and all the pieces are connecting thanks to the storylines which are currently emerging

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
https://twitter.com/ItsBradShepard/status/1441763978913320960

Bix clearly in the pocket of Big Graps

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

The Taxman posted:

He does great videos with Jon Bois, rather upset to see how bad his wrestling takes are (not sure if this is him)

did you write down "adele dazeem" for john travolta that one time

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

One time I mixed up Bruce Mitchell and The Sinister Minister James Mitchell, it happens to the best of us

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm sorry

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

The sinister minister bruce pritchell

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
the sinister minister brinister prinister

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

How dare DSOTR use their time machine and vast intimidation powers to force WWE to humiliate Kanyon in a lovely homophobic comedy spot? Don't they know that'll make WWE look bad?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

NienNunb posted:

One time I mixed up Bruce Mitchell and The Sinister Minister James Mitchell, it happens to the best of us

I cannot believe what the Sinister Minister said about Brodie Lee during his karaoke.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


People getting mad that Dave gave Bryan 5 stars in aew and not WWE is my new fuel

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
It is very funny to see the middle aged man who tries to talk like a zoomer tweet this.

https://twitter.com/tholzerman/status/1441794000130826242

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

SatoshiMiwa posted:

People getting mad that Dave gave Bryan 5 stars in aew and not WWE is my new fuel

I will say I agree with the stance that the Cena Summerslam match should've gotten 5

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Gaz-L posted:

I will say I agree with the stance that the Cena Summerslam match should've gotten 5

I could see a case if they didn't do the Orton cash in but that post match just dragged the match down

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


SatoshiMiwa posted:

People getting mad that Dave gave Bryan 5 stars in aew and not WWE is my new fuel

Yeah, smart people get mad he didn't give me 5 in ROH

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

DSOTR just absolutely burying WWE with episodes about the the Von Erich curse, the death of Gino Hernandez, New Jack being New Jack, and the murder of Bruiser Brody :argh:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Dave's opinion is just one guy and it's amazing anyone puts so much stock into his subjective ratings

Stop caring

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

MassRafTer posted:

It is very funny to see the middle aged man who tries to talk like a zoomer tweet this.

https://twitter.com/tholzerman/status/1441794000130826242

Imagine being this easily worked

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Elephant Ambush posted:

Dave's opinion is just one guy and it's amazing anyone puts so much stock into his subjective ratings

Stop caring

I generally agree with his ratings so it's nice when a match that I also enjoyed gets rated high.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

MassRafTer posted:

It is very funny to see the middle aged man who tries to talk like a zoomer tweet this.

https://twitter.com/tholzerman/status/1441794000130826242

How do you do fellow young people

boxcarhobo
Jun 23, 2005

forkboy84 posted:

Yeah, smart people get mad he didn't give me 5 in ROH

sup bryan hows the farm

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Dave ratings are just opinions except his Yano ratings which are dirt wrong and should be burned from the earth

SG Bamboo
Aug 21, 2013

Smile. Win. Yay!

We've known Dave's opinion was bad ever since he said Okada/Shibata was only the 4th best match Okada had that year

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Elephant Ambush posted:

Dave's opinion is just one guy and it's amazing anyone puts so much stock into his subjective ratings

Stop caring

It's because they are objective and he's more than one guy.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Two copies of Dave arguing with each other would cause an amazing loop

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

"Dave" writes a novel-length newsletter, watches something like 12-14 hours of wrestling, and does several podcasts along with biking hundreds of miles within a week, and you think he's a single person. Wake up, sheeple

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
if Dave didnt watch literally all wrestling no one would've known about WALTER v Ilja, seriously that match happened and no one knew about it until the Observer dropped and Meltzer just dropped in the middle of the NXT UK review it was a five star match tghen everyone went back and sought it out.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/ItzBonafide/status/1441061460700979200/photo/1

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I have been waiting for Russo or Cornette to shift to trying to get co-opted by AEW and it's funny that it is happening at the same time.

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/1441874236377731074

There may be a conversation to be had about people constantly portraying the Pakistani-American as a money-grubbing trickster, but instead I will just laugh at "Khonman"

Benne fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Sep 25, 2021

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties

Benne posted:

https://twitter.com/voiceswrestling/status/1441874236377731074

There may be a conversation to be had about people constantly portraying the Pakistani-American as a money-grubbing trickster, but instead I will laugh at "Khonman"

I hope it's a comment on like a cute cat video or something.

cagliostr0
Jun 8, 2020

Zombie Lemur posted:

I hope it's a comment on like a cute cat video or something.

It will be the pwg thumb in the bum 10 man tag with liger

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/RajGiri_303/status/1442180414336950280

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 18:52 on Sep 26, 2021

MrBling
Aug 21, 2003

Oozing machismo
I was considering if I should post this here or in the Cornette zone, since it is an extremely deliberate bad faith take solely to ensure money from the people buying into the grift.

In the end, its landing here because I still laugh every time I see it, on account of just how insanely wrong it is on every level.

https://twitter.com/girloncinema/status/1441502335671353344

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

The same situation? One of the largest promotions in the biggest market in the country with some of the most profitable arenas? What kind of smooth-brained take is that? I know Vince loves the bootstrap revision but come on now.

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

sigh, headed to the enclosed pool area again for a moment…

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Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Does GirlOnCinema think that Vince just started out with a backyard fed or something

Also please remind me never to check out her thoughts "OnCinema", because if she's that brokebrained about wrestling I can only imagine her movie takes are one big ol' "yikes"

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