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# ? Sep 19, 2021 00:31 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:12 |
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Beautiful, inspired Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 08:48 on Sep 19, 2021 |
# ? Sep 19, 2021 08:43 |
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yall motherfuckers gonna end up in fork jail
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# ? Sep 19, 2021 09:49 |
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Nathen's instagram remains incredibly normal
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 02:08 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Nathen's instagram remains incredibly normal I almost forgot he was the youngest Garfield licensee. Good thing he reminded us!
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 02:28 |
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Oh my Viacom,
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 02:56 |
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Jesus Christ. what the gently caress
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 04:20 |
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Go figure Nathen would write poems about himself
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 04:24 |
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I think that I shall never see A poem lovely as me
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 04:49 |
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What an orangy blessing day
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 04:58 |
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Posting from the goldmine
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 05:00 |
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powerful of him to pair godfather with father and today with day
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 05:09 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I almost forgot he was the youngest Garfield licensee. Good thing he reminded us!
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 05:46 |
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im jojo siwa
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 05:51 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Nathen's instagram remains incredibly normal I;m having a stroke
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 07:31 |
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 08:15 |
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Lol
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 08:23 |
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 08:24 |
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:im jojo siwa
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 10:40 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Nathen's instagram remains incredibly normal I always wondered what Vogon poetry would actually look like.
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 12:33 |
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Wait, is that poem implying Nathan lost the license simply because Viacom sold the Garf license to Nickelodeon? Also I tried to read it aloud to the tune of Lose Yourself and it went okay. Look If you only had One Garf One Opportunity
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 13:34 |
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An orange life full of daisies and I thought my poetry was bad
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 16:32 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Nathen's instagram remains incredibly normal "You can hear the fans' cries / And their eyes full of tears." Indeed. Tears of laughter! Also, I think this is the first time we've learnt that Nathen went all Scooby Doo because the Garfield franchise was taken away from him (no doubt due to the bad publicity caused by his rantings on social media about the landmonster who selfishly expected the rent to be paid).
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 20:19 |
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I think his rants from around the same time about Covid actually being a worldwide sarin gas attack by the illuminati may have something to do with it as well.
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 20:22 |
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Killingyouguy! posted:Nathen's instagram remains incredibly normal Starting to sound like he really does have an unhealthy obsession with Garfield and it's not just an act. I had a handful of doubts before.
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 20:34 |
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BigBadSteve posted:
i love a slow drip of backstory and lore
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 20:35 |
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BigBadSteve posted:
Which begs the question as to why WB would allow him to have the license to one of their iconic and longest-running franchises. An oversight? Did he manage to deceive them about his qualifications and actual experiences?
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 23:23 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:Starting to sound like he really does have an unhealthy obsession with Garfield and it's not just an act. I had a handful of doubts before. Is there such thing as a “healthy obsession with Garfield” because I’ve gotta be honest, I can’t imagine that scenario
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# ? Sep 26, 2021 23:36 |
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Agent Escalus posted:Which begs the question as to why WB would allow him to have the license to one of their iconic and longest-running franchises. An oversight? Did he manage to deceive them about his qualifications and actual experiences? Hindsight is 20/20. Sure, you could say that any mature, grown-up franchise should've known he was only interested in a cartoon dog because he wanted to make his ex, a cartoon cat, jealous. But, sometimes, when a young entrepreneur says all the right things, you just can't help but believe him.
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 00:16 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Hindsight is 20/20. Sure, you could say that any mature, grown-up franchise should've known he was only interested in a cartoon dog because he wanted to make his ex, a cartoon cat, jealous. But, sometimes, when a young
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 00:19 |
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Agent Escalus posted:Which begs the question as to why WB would allow him to have the license to one of their iconic and longest-running franchises. An oversight? Did he manage to deceive them about his qualifications and actual experiences? The sense in which he's the franchisee is probably very small. there's probably a limited number of things he can do, I'm sure the same was true of garfield, run a pizza joint okay (he's signing it, he's signing it, omg he's going to pay us money to make Garfield themed pizza), put Garfield in fork-jail well... okay but I doubt he has the right to make a movie or a tv show or something like that.
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 00:24 |
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Agent Escalus posted:Which begs the question as to why WB would allow him to have the license to one of their iconic and longest-running franchises. An oversight? Did he manage to deceive them about his qualifications and actual experiences? Based on the inclusion of characters from A Clockwork Orange in Space Jam 2, I’m not really convinced Warner actually gives a poo poo about the integrity, perception, and cultural impact of its property. The accountants are pretty obviously running the show.
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 00:26 |
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EDIT: double-post
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 00:38 |
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I showed my poet wife Nathen’s work and she told me, “His line breaks aren’t bad.” That was the only positive thing she could say.
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 02:18 |
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We're all trying to find the entergager who did this
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 03:20 |
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What is this a reference to?
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 15:20 |
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Elephant Ambush posted:What is this a reference to? Russian ambassador to Turkey was assassinated by a security guard at a gala event over Russian participation in Syria, producing a series of striking photos captured by the press in attendance.
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 15:28 |
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wanted to let yuo all know i am currently pouring BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS into helping my nephew (he's 3) get a license to sell garfield food, this becoming the unequivocally youngest garfield licensee of all time
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 15:50 |
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steinrokkan posted:Russian ambassador to Turkey was assassinated by a security guard at a gala event over Russian participation in Syria, producing a series of striking photos captured by the press in attendance. Thank you. That's pretty funny now
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 15:57 |
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# ? May 27, 2024 02:12 |
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How much does a Garfield license cost anyway? Could we all chip in a few bucks to make someone’s kid the youngest Garfield licensee?
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# ? Sep 27, 2021 15:59 |