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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

A 90s hacker whose handel is The Fontz.

# ? Sep 22, 2021 18:41

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# ? May 12, 2024 00:17

xcheopis

Ventral EggSac posted:

Robin getting plugged in for the first time afterwards and rapid-cycling through quotes from famous robots ("danger will robinson!" "exterminate!")

Geez, Batman comics have changed a lot since I was a child.

# ? Sep 22, 2021 19:19

empty whippet box: by Fluffdaddy

australian guy named Diaz saying "oi, oval office, ya see what I did heeya? got ya a little depressed, mate?'

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# ? Sep 23, 2021 13:53

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Gollum chills the gently caress out and does Jazz piano.

# ? Sep 23, 2021 14:14

RavenousScoot

gollum and dobby crossover saxaboom battle

# ? Sep 23, 2021 17:07

biosterous

how wonderful should buy spurs and then ask bingo bango to shake them solely so that she can then sing "i've got spurs, that bingo bango jingles"

this dumb pun has been stuck in my head for hours and i can finally post it and be free

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he/him

# ? Sep 23, 2021 22:55

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

What if heaven was like a zoo? And would that make the angels the animals?

# ? Sep 24, 2021 03:54

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biosterous posted:

how wonderful should buy spurs and then ask bingo bango to shake them solely so that she can then sing "i've got spurs, that bingo bango jingles"

this dumb pun has been stuck in my head for hours and i can finally post it and be free

thank you

# ? Sep 24, 2021 05:23

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Prurient Squid posted:

What if heaven was like a zoo? And would that make the angels the animals?

Yikes, heaven as cages!

# ? Sep 24, 2021 05:35

Dip Viscous

Angels in the Outhouse

# ? Sep 24, 2021 07:26

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Jailbreak in Heaven.

# ? Sep 24, 2021 15:01

Ventral EggSac

All Dogs Go to Wrigley Field

# ? Sep 24, 2021 15:18

Karate Bastard

Ah, no, yes, I can understand the confusion Alaenediel; this, is the "dipshit" section, and this is Carl. Yes. Yes hahahahahaha; yes, verily. The one and the same. Cages 2 to 1628, to your left here, contain notable ancestry. Hahahahahaha yes, no I couldn't believe it either, when I first got here.

# ? Sep 24, 2021 18:50

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Dip Viscous posted:

Angels in the Outhouse

Angels in the Outback Steakhouse

# ? Sep 25, 2021 06:16

Finger Prince

# ? Sep 26, 2021 05:53

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Do you guys think that maybe Kid Rock turned out the way he did, bitter, rebellious and angry, because when he told us "I'm a Cowboy baby", we drastically misunderstood what he meant?

# ? Sep 26, 2021 06:26

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Code Jockey posted:

Do you guys think that maybe Kid Rock turned out the way he did, bitter, rebellious and angry, because when he told us "I'm a Cowboy baby", we drastically misunderstood what he meant?

Edit: I concur, old chap.

Viginti Septem fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Sep 26, 2021

# ? Sep 26, 2021 06:31

Karate Bastard

O poo poo I think maybe that is a little bit much for this thread? If you read the manual I think it says in there that it's only for indoor use, and not for throwing around online?

# ? Sep 26, 2021 10:46

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Karate Bastard posted:

O poo poo I think maybe that is a little bit much for this thread? If you read the manual I think it says in there that it's only for indoor use, and not for throwing around online?

Dear me, maybe I should have put on my spectacles and attempted to transcribe those glyphs prior to furthering my procession, but I laud, hail and salute you for bringing it to my ruminatatoriom. 😁

# ? Sep 26, 2021 11:15

Karate Bastard

O poo poo sorry, was talking about that loving toaster, what a dick!!!! Sorry, should have specified

Reminds me of that toaster from red dwarf. Somebody accidentally left that on the 1 position too. We're talking nuclear levels of passive aggression.

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 11:29 on Sep 26, 2021

# ? Sep 26, 2021 11:25

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Karate Bastard posted:

O poo poo sorry, was talking about that loving toaster, what a dick!!!! Sorry, should have specified

Reminds me of that toaster from red dwarf. Somebody accidentally left that on the 1 position too. We're talking nuclear levels of passive aggression.

Haha, I thought you were talking to me and referencing the forum rules of not posting "lol"-like comments, so I edited.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 12:38

Karate Bastard

lol

# ? Sep 26, 2021 13:25

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Careful, that'll cost you a sixer in some grey parts lol

# ? Sep 26, 2021 16:18

Escape From Noise

Bohemian Rap City

# ? Sep 26, 2021 16:44

Karate Bastard

Backwards cap, sick wheelie.

# ? Sep 26, 2021 17:52

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The toaster bit reminded me of the Persona 4 Hiimdaisy comic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBFEh1mVPfI

# ? Sep 26, 2021 18:49

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"Be Careful What You Witch For", a slice of life dramady about a group of varying-age witches living in their coven's ancestral home... when one day they discover a strange lamp in the attic, and it has a genie inside!

# ? Sep 26, 2021 19:57

Karate Bastard

I wish for fish, says Caleb, the household cat. the genie's grin widens

# ? Sep 26, 2021 20:11

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Lord of The Rings memes except super petty hobbit memes about Shire gossip. Like, "When those queer folk in Buckland go messing about with boats" or something.

# ? Sep 27, 2021 16:33

RavenousScoot

dj dubby's house elf music

# ? Sep 27, 2021 17:10

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Prurient Squid posted:

Lord of The Rings memes except super petty hobbit memes about Shire gossip. Like, "When those queer folk in Buckland go messing about with boats" or something.

letterkenny-style chirping in LOTR

"head on back to your shire, dildo 'douche' baggins."

Gene Hackman Fan fucked around with this message at 20:32 on Sep 27, 2021

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 17:35

Ventral EggSac

The big car chase from Mad Max: Fury Road but it's all Ice-cream trucks and they are trying to give Max and Furiosa Ice-cream.
The guitarist on the hood of the one truck is playing "Pop goes the Weasel"

# ? Sep 27, 2021 20:28

Zil: Satanically Summoned Citrus

Ventral EggSac posted:

The big car chase from Mad Max: Fury Road but it's all Ice-cream trucks and they are trying to give Max and Furiosa Ice-cream.
The guitarist on the hood of the one truck is playing "Pop goes the Weasel"

Does it shoot sprinkles instead of flames? Or is the guitar unchanged?

# ? Sep 27, 2021 20:31

Ventral EggSac

Zil posted:

Does it shoot sprinkles instead of flames? Or is the guitar unchanged?

Great idea, maybe soft serve

# ? Sep 27, 2021 20:46

Harold Fjord

Gene Hackman Fan posted:

letterkenny-style chirping in LOTR

"head on back to your shire, dildo 'douche' baggins."

"'Oooh, I've found a magic sword that glows when orcs approach!' Must be loving nice."

# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:27

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Harold Fjord posted:

"'Oooh, I've found a magic sword that glows when orcs approach!' Must be loving nice."

"if i take another step it will be the furthest i've ever been from the shire."

"...well, pitter-patter let's get at'er."

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:46

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

you seen elron? what a fuckin dandy -- he's got some sort of lift kit on his sled that makes it look like some dippity-doo carshow bullshit

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# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:46

Harold Fjord

"Ever notice how people who've been to Gondor always come back saying it 'Gone Door.'"

# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:50

Finger Prince

So, I'm down the shire the other daaaaay,

# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:54

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Finger Prince

Merry and Pippin are Reilly and Jonesy

# ? Sep 27, 2021 21:58

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