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dragonshardz
May 2, 2017

Captain Melo posted:

It's probably loving Xenuria, that weirdo

It was.

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012




No amount of "biohacking" is going to get him laid

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
Biohack...deez nutz

Mr. Grinch
Jul 2, 2007

They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

Charles 1998 posted:

You know there's art of naked people in museums and galleries all over the world, right? And people look at them without having to stop and jerk off right then and there? Not sure where this childish view of "if you're looking at a naked person, you must be thinking of sex and masturbating" came from.

lol yeah im sure he copy pasted an ascii butt so others could marvel at his artistic talents, you loving idiot

also who tf said anything about masturbating? if you wanted to appreciate the human form surely you would look at an image of an actual human and not a lovely assortment of hyphens or whatever, which was my point

Mr. Grinch fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Sep 26, 2021

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


just lol if you don't jerk off to your own character bio

Mr. Grinch
Jul 2, 2007

They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.
i only jerk off while pissing and making GBS threads...in stations

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Rudeboy Detective posted:

just lol if you don't jerk off to your own character bio

user avatar post combo

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


TheWeedNumber posted:

user avatar post combo

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

You for sure have jo’d to this

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Dude, I make like 200, 300 dollahs easy weekly JOing to this.

TheWeedNumber
Apr 20, 2020

by sebmojo

Rudeboy Detective posted:

Dude, I make like 200, 300 dollahs easy weekly JOing to this.

Хорошо.com for real my guy

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

orange juche posted:

No amount of "biohacking" is going to get him laid

Considering that the past decade has clearly turned Xenuria into some sort of an abstract entity whose existence rests solely within Eve, my guess is them wanting to get laid by anything not Triglavian is currently very low on their priority list.

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Rudeboy Detective posted:

Is the porn bot more or less weird than the guy talking in elysium about microdosing amphetamines to biohack his pheremones to influence people?

Pornbot just does a simple search for the user. That guy is top loving weirdo.

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


Yeah, just to clarify, the "JO to your eve bio" comment was in reference to him, as if there was any doubt.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
No mention of the awkward sexualization of EVE avatars can be had without bringing up Jade Constantine.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BIG HEADLINE posted:

No mention of the awkward sexualization of EVE avatars can be had without bringing up Jade Constantine.

Someone's got to have the link to the web archive of the weird as gently caress EVE ERP website.

Mederlock
Jun 23, 2012

You won't recognize Canada when I'm through with it
Grimey Drawer
at least he's not FoeHammering live on comms, amirite

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


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MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004

Mederlock posted:

at least he's not FoeHammering live on comms, amirite

He was WATCHING HOCKEY jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



A solid 5 minutes of high sticking

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


He really slapped that puck.

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

the ref made the right offside call on the power play.

Kerbtree
Sep 8, 2008

BAD FALCON!
LAZY!

BIG HEADLINE posted:

No mention of the awkward sexualization of EVE avatars can be had without bringing up Jade Constantine.

How soon the legacy of Frozenpussy has been forgotten.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Kerbtree posted:

How soon the legacy of Frozenpussy has been forgotten.

wasn't that the idiot that wanted to gently caress Elsa from Frozen?

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?
I forget wasn’t JC on the CSM as a hisec rights person or something

Sunday Morning
Apr 7, 2007

Easy
Smellrose
Jade was the chairman of the first council

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Captain Melo posted:

It's probably loving Xenuria, that weirdo

Why is he even in Goonswarm smh

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Hezzy posted:

Why is he even in Goonswarm smh

Because he joined Karmafleet, and other than being generally unlikeable and an uncomfortable person to be around he hasn't broken any rules, apparently.

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


Hezzy posted:

Why is he even in Goonswarm smh

"has he done anything wrong" isn't the question imo

it's....ergonomics?

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


that being said, all you have to do is put him on ignore :/

Hezzy
Dec 4, 2004

Pillbug

Potato Salad posted:

that being said, all you have to do is put him on ignore :/

I think most of T0DT have him on ignore judging by the lack of responses he gets from sitting in the Keepstar there

Micromancer
Apr 17, 2002

He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair
This is from my steam profile. The Russian Meme Community is pretty far out there.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Hezzy posted:

Why is he even in Goonswarm smh

No actual laws were broken during the holocaust therefore

Mr. Grinch
Jul 2, 2007

They say that the Grinch's small heart grew three sizes that day.

now THIS belongs in a museum

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

Micromancer posted:

This is from my steam profile. The Russian Meme Community is pretty far out there.



Oh my god is that a penis? I gotta start jacking off right noooooooowwwwww! Sorry guys I have no control!

Micromancer
Apr 17, 2002

He went out to the store
and when he got back
Roll-marks said .22 Short, jack.
If anything I could say that
this gun was rare
Its covered it sweat,
toilet water, and hair

Charles 1998 posted:

Oh my god is that a penis? I gotta start jacking off right noooooooowwwwww! Sorry guys I have no control!

judging by the size of the hand pictured with it, I can only imagine it's simply massive

Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames
Is there a place where we can hear all the town hall meeting recordings? Like an Archive?

Nyan Bread
Mar 17, 2006

https://mixcloud.com/kahanis/ does a regular job of recording them

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
That is a majestic ascii penis ngl

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Charles 1998
Sep 27, 2007

by VideoGames

EVERY TIME GOING posted:

https://mixcloud.com/kahanis/ does a regular job of recording them

There's something wrong with those recordings. I can't put my finger on it, but they sound distorted or something.

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