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Frank Frank posted:How much does a Garfield license cost anyway? Could we all chip in a few bucks to make someone’s kid the youngest Garfield licensee? We should also combine our powers to write an incoherent self-help / journal / memoir using either a portmanteau or a true neologism for a title.
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pseudanonymous posted:We should also combine our powers to write an incoherent self-help / journal / memoir using either a portmanteau or a true neologism for a title. "A shameful path led us here... this my darling is a business idea An idea many men and many women have died to see, to understand, and to own. In many ways it is like many of your games, but a game for adults. This my darling.....is how I made pizza out of Garfield's face."
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Naming my child Garfield. Checkmate!
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Man his Instagram announcement really is going to be that he's marrying Garfield. I'm not gonna knock a guy who was growing up gay and (it appears) with mental problems in Saudi loving Arabia for finding something to latch onto for sanity but Garfield? 
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sharknado slashfic posted:Man his Instagram announcement really is going to be that he's marrying Garfield. I'm not gonna knock a guy who was growing up gay and (it appears) with mental problems in Saudi loving Arabia for finding something to latch onto for sanity but Garfield? His book doesn't mention anything about Garfield helping him through a rough childhood, so a part of me suspects he didn't latch on to Garfield as his one true love until after he moved out of Saudi Arabia as an adult, which would make the whole thing even more WTF.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:ZybournEats Imagine 4 meatballs on the edge of a plate
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deedee megadoodoo posted:Imagine 4 meatballs on the edge of a plate Entergaging fast-casual dining experiences work the same way!
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steinrokkan posted:"A shameful path led us here... this my darling is a business idea Imagine 4 Lymans on the edge of a cliff Edit: God dammit.
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Would it not be 4 Odies on the edge of a table?
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^ Now THAT is creepy.Yaldabaoth posted:His book doesn't mention anything about Garfield helping him through a rough childhood, so a part of me suspects he didn't latch on to Garfield as his one true love until after he moved out of Saudi Arabia as an adult, which would make the whole thing even more WTF. I recall him saying that his love for Garfield began when his mom would buy him the books as a reward for when he got good grades?
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steinrokkan posted:Russian ambassador to Turkey was assassinated by a security guard at a gala event over Russian participation in Syria, producing a series of striking photos captured by the press in attendance. Leather-soled shoes are supremely loving stupid. I bet when that ambassador (  ) saw the gun and tried to run, his feet kept slipping on the lino and going round and round in circles as he ran on the spot ike a cartoon character just before the 500 LB anvil drops on them.
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Steve Jorbs posted:Would it not be 4 Odies on the edge of a table? Four cups of dog semen on the edge of a table.
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Agent Escalus posted:^ Now THAT is creepy. It wasn't mentioned in his book at all.
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Yaldabaoth posted:It wasn't mentioned in his book at all. no you have to derive it from the state of arabolisis you attain from reading it
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Yaldabaoth posted:It wasn't mentioned in his book at all. Dude if you read that poo poo instead of just doing a ctrl+f in a .PDF to answer that one question can I formally request a book report
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Yaldabaoth posted:It wasn't mentioned in his book at all. Aha, seems like your memory is slipping, Agent Escalus... or should I say Nathen???
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If there's ever a time to point out one's account registration date...this still ain't it. (maybe I'm thinking of an interview or something)
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Pissed Ape Sexist posted:Dude if you read that poo poo instead of just doing a ctrl+f in a .PDF to answer that one question can I formally request a book report There's one already in the thread, thanks to Thots and Prayers.
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Xaintrailles posted:There's one already in the thread, thanks to Thots and Prayers. This thread has been going so long that I forgot, thanks! Thots and Prayers' readthrough starts on page seven for anyone curious about the mysteries of... (thunderclap) arabiolosis
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Frank Frank posted:Your avatar is weirding me out dude 
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Xaintrailles posted:There's one already in the thread, thanks to Thots and Prayers. Hey, thanks! I think I skipped over a lot of the book report posts when they were originally made. I couldn't take too much Nathen Mazri at once back then, but my tolerance has since built up. Indeed, I now realise just what a wise, well dressed, well coiffed, interesting individual Nathen is. And if I batted for the other team, I'd surely rate him a 10 for sexiness. That's on my personal scale, meaning I'd crawl 10 miles over broken glass to masturbate in his shadow.
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BigBadSteve posted:Hey, thanks! I think I skipped over a lot of the book report posts when they were originally made. I couldn't take too much Nathen Mazri at once back then, but my tolerance has since built up. 
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Sorry, some of the hyperbole in Nathen's book must have rubbed off on me.
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That’s a man whose fully entergaged
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I'm entergorged!
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Tonight's the big announcement!
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Tonight's the big announcement! Place your bets on what it's gonna be!
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It'll get delayed again after only seven or so people show up.
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Mega64 posted:It'll get delayed again after only seven or so people show up. again?! he's trying to tease us out of our cave, isn't he
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Nathen, putting things off does not generate more interest, it loses the interest of the people who are already entergaged. This is an absolutely appalling way to treat your small smattering of vaguely curious internet assholes. I'm feeling less entergaged than ever. I might just put you in fork jail and then go browse the internet for Heathcliff content.
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