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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"Can you spare a minute to hear about Our Lord and Savior?"

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/qKt4xZt.gifv

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

Come on man, nms that poo poo.

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

Morrowind modding

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

No one was supposed to live there, it was designed as an investment vehicle. Then they changed the laws so it was much harder for rich foreigners to buy condos and the developers gotta make their money back somehow

SpaceCadetBob
Dec 27, 2012

haveblue posted:

No one was supposed to live there, it was designed as an investment vehicle. Then they changed the laws so it was much harder for rich foreigners to buy condos and the developers gotta make their money back somehow

What law changed? Something local to nyc?

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

if I wanted a steak I'd stick my head up the butcher's rear end.

Sonic Dude
May 6, 2009

In fairness, he’s been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

McGavin posted:

Welcome to Oregon!

https://i.imgur.com/AJtR1Vu.mp4

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Powerful Sega Genesis energy.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Please don't post videos of me writing an essay.

DarkDobe
Jul 11, 2008

Things are looking up...


Hand Tool Rescue is a treasure. But also clearly insane.

StoryTime
Feb 26, 2010

Now listen to me children and I'll tell you of the legend of the Ninja

This is essentially how every piece of modern desktop computer software functions.

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

StoryTime posted:

This is essentially how every piece of modern desktop computer software functions.

Especially the part where it's built in one direction and then at the end you add an adapter so you can use it backwards.

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

Having worked on some BMWs, this is actually a non-recommended but indeed a possible way to cut some long repair times by 90%.
Most notably, a 4 hour recirculation membrane replacement job on an 325d (? i dont remember), which would require removing intake, injector rail and some other things is done with an abomination like that through the wheel well in 15 minutes.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

first_time_dad_lets_you_play_with_the_toolkit.mkv

packetmantis
Feb 26, 2013
I expected it to unscrew something with Kiwami Japan's cow measuring cups inside.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Erulisse posted:

Having worked on some BMWs, this is actually a non-recommended but indeed a possible way to cut some long repair times by 90%.
Most notably, a 4 hour recirculation membrane replacement job on an 325d (? i dont remember), which would require removing intake, injector rail and some other things is done with an abomination like that through the wheel well in 15 minutes.

Yeah I used something only slightly less extreme to remove an alternator bolt on my Fit. Two extensions, a u-joint and an adapter and the ratchet was still rubbing against the air filter box and the body. This saves having to take off the intake as there's no space to undo the bolt otherwise

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Modern cars, especially those with transverse engines and transaxels, are an absolute pain in the rear end to work on. No room at all under the hood

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Scratch Monkey posted:

Modern cars, especially those with transverse engines and transaxels, are an absolute pain in the rear end to work on. No room at all under the hood

When I worked at a Farm and Home store fifteen years ago as a manager, I would sometimes have to fix tire punctures or replace batteries when the auto guy was on lunch. Some sweet old lady brought in her car for a new battery.

The loving thing was under the back seat and required some obscure knowledge to even get it open. She had to wait for the actual auto guy.

Edit: I don't remember what kind of car it was but the battery was similar to this:

Admiral Joeslop fucked around with this message at 12:58 on Sep 28, 2021

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Still better than the chryslers where you have to pull a wheel and the air filter

erosion
Dec 21, 2002

It's true and I'm tired of pretending it isn't

Admiral Joeslop posted:

When I worked at a Farm and Home store fifteen years ago as a manager, I would sometimes have to fix tire punctures or replace batteries when the auto guy was on lunch. Some sweet old lady brought in her car for a new battery.

The loving thing was under the back seat and required some obscure knowledge to even get it open. She had to wait for the actual auto guy.

Edit: I don't remember what kind of car it was but the battery was similar to this:



Would probably be better for extreme cold but yeah that's odd.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

shame on an IGA posted:

Still better than the chryslers where you have to pull a wheel and the air filter

LOL, I was about to say "at least it's not in the wheel well like a lambo..." but you're saying CHRYSTLERS do this poo poo too...LMFAO.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

actually FCA has arguably done worse than the wheel well setup



and the Durango's battery is in a hidden compartment in the floor under the front passenger seat

I swear they must have one designer in the mid 00s who had an actual sexual fetish for Punished Maintenance

shame on an IGA fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Sep 28, 2021

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

shame on an IGA posted:

actually FCA has arguably done worse than the wheel well setup



and the Durango's battery is in a hidden compartment in the floor under the front passenger seat

I swear they must have one designer in the mid 00s who had an actual sexual fetish for Punished Maintenance

holy gently caress, WTF.

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




What happens to a car battery when it gets crushed, I wonder

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Admiral Joeslop posted:

When I worked at a Farm and Home store fifteen years ago as a manager, I would sometimes have to fix tire punctures or replace batteries when the auto guy was on lunch. Some sweet old lady brought in her car for a new battery.

The loving thing was under the back seat and required some obscure knowledge to even get it open. She had to wait for the actual auto guy.

Edit: I don't remember what kind of car it was but the battery was similar to this:



A mate had a BMW with the batteries (yes plural) under the rear bench.

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Admiral Joeslop posted:

What happens to a car battery when it gets crushed, I wonder

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Admiral Joeslop posted:

What happens to a car battery when it gets crushed, I wonder

Lead acid is probably preferable to the unquenchable flames of a Tesla battery.

Does Tesla's habit of having multiple small cells rather than a few big ones make them more prone to damage and start a cascade?

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Admiral Joeslop posted:

When I worked at a Farm and Home store fifteen years ago as a manager, I would sometimes have to fix tire punctures or replace batteries when the auto guy was on lunch. Some sweet old lady brought in her car for a new battery.

The loving thing was under the back seat and required some obscure knowledge to even get it open. She had to wait for the actual auto guy.

Edit: I don't remember what kind of car it was but the battery was similar to this:



Xsara Picasso has it under the driver's butt. It's not hard to access but a bit confusing first, and of course causes extra hassle if you are testing your car and would need to sit on the driver's bench to start the car.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLFQYhewOEw

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009
Annoying car maintenance chat?

I used to have a 1991 MR2 turbo with every single power option (electric-assist power steering was an option) and my alternator died. To get it off you have to go up underneath the engine by one of the axles. Problem is you physically can't get it past the axle. You had to remove an axle to get it out. I had a FSM and it basically treated a fair amount of maintenance procedures like you had the engine dropped out of the car. Not long after that, my water pump self destructed on me and was basically inaccessible without at least partially dropping the engine. It was a fun car to drive, but a horrible maintenance nightmare any time anything needed to be fixed.

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

shame on an IGA posted:

Still better than the chryslers where you have to pull a wheel and the air filter

I was going to post that the Chrysler new Yorker I drove in high school had the battery in some really stupid place. I remember buying a battery and opening the hood and slowly realizing I was going to have to get the car towed cause I couldn't find the battery

EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017

Z the IVth posted:

Lead acid is probably preferable to the unquenchable flames of a Tesla battery.

Does Tesla's habit of having multiple small cells rather than a few big ones make them more prone to damage and start a cascade?

I think the video of the Tesla hitting a tree and spraying burning batteries all over the place has already been posted in this thread, I think the guy who took the video took it down since two occupants died.

Does seem like evidence that it's relatively easy to start them on fire though

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

Humphreys posted:

A mate had a BMW with the batteries (yes plural) under the rear bench.

My son's Charger has the battery in the trunk. Probably nut uncommon, just weird as you could hold a dinner party in the available space under the hood.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Batteries in the trunk tend to survive accidents better. It's a good move. People do it all the time to make room in the engine compartment for whatever poo poo they try to bolt on, I think some racing series require it be more internalized, with a cutoff switch.

But manufacturers hiding them isn't uncommon. Why put it somewhere accessible when you can hide it and charge 2 hours labor to replace it every 5 years?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
You can only change the headlights on my Mazda by going in behind the front wheels and tearing out the plastic rivets on the splash guards, pulling the guard out of the way (it moves about 3 inches) then blindly fishing around until you find the light fixtures. As an added bonus the plastic is so cheap it shatters in the cold as I discovered trying to replace them in a Minnesota January. So now I take my car to a mechanic to replace my bulbs, which is great.

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

EvenWorseOpinions posted:

I think the video of the Tesla hitting a tree and spraying burning batteries all over the place has already been posted in this thread, I think the guy who took the video took it down since two occupants died.

Does seem like evidence that it's relatively easy to start them on fire though

didn’t help that he put size 1000 font logos over the video so you couldn’t see the actual crash

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Batteries in the trunk tend to survive accidents better. It's a good move. People do it all the time to make room in the engine compartment for whatever poo poo they try to bolt on, I think some racing series require it be more internalized, with a cutoff switch.

But manufacturers hiding them isn't uncommon. Why put it somewhere accessible when you can hide it and charge 2 hours labor to replace it every 5 years?

My wife has an Escape where the battery is under the windshield cowl. Book method is remove the entire windshield cowl, swap battery, reinstall and pray you get the wipers, etc all back on correctly. It's like a 3.5hr Book job.

Or you remove the airbox and the front of the battery holder is held in with two clips and you pull it out the front, which takes about 30 minutes start to finish. Bless whoever invented ratcheting wrenches.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Azhais posted:

You can only change the headlights on my Mazda by going in behind the front wheels and tearing out the plastic rivets on the splash guards, pulling the guard out of the way (it moves about 3 inches) then blindly fishing around until you find the light fixtures. As an added bonus the plastic is so cheap it shatters in the cold as I discovered trying to replace them in a Minnesota January. So now I take my car to a mechanic to replace my bulbs, which is great.
My old college ride was an 03 Mazda6. Needed to change front lightbulbs. Got the manual online. "Drop the bumper and come in through below." That can't be right. Better check YouTube. "Well you don't need to drop the bumper, if you have the fingers of children you can come in through the back."

Took it to the mechanic and the desk clerk first smirked, then got really confused when the standard quote was 4 hours and was like "I'm sure we'll be done before that and update your labor total." Then took all 4 hours.

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Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007




Shamelessly stolen from the pyf memes thread: the universal screw (aka your mom)

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