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sticksy posted:How does this rank in the "footballer yikesaroo" scale? wtf world do you live in where killing one person and almost killing another 4 is maybe just ahead of lol remember when Luis Suarez got a bit bitey a few times
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Suntoucher posted:wtf world do you live in where killing one person and almost killing another 4 is maybe just ahead of lol remember when Luis Suarez got a bit bitey a few times 
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You say this. But I do remember when people on Reddit were saying that Suarez should be put in jail for attempted murder because a human bite could kill you*. *If you don't get it looked at and rub dirt in it and let it get super infected.
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Ashley Williams kicking a ball at RVP
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CyberPingu posted:You say this. But I do remember when people on Reddit were saying that Suarez should be put in jail for attempted murder because a human bite could kill you*. Suarez should have been put in jail because as an adult (allegedly) human (questionably) he's bitten at least three different people in public.
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Sep 28, 2021 11:10
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The best Suarez bite was the one where he went down holding his teeth trying to claim the defender had fouled him
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jesus WEP posted:Ashley Williams kicking a ball at RVP Could have killed the lad, IIRC
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CyberPingu posted:You say this. But I do remember when people on Reddit were saying that Suarez should be put in jail for attempted murder because a human bite could kill you*. Sometimes it's better not to cite your sources.
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i liked when we signed suarez while he was serving a ban in the netherlands for biting someone and then we were all shocked when he kept biting other people
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vyelkin posted:i liked when we signed suarez while he was serving a ban in the netherlands for biting someone and then we were all shocked when he kept biting other people It's amazing how many Liverpool Reddit fans still love the guy. He got into 2 more biting incidents just to get a move to Barcelona! There are better people to take to heart.
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Eric Cantonese posted:It's amazing how many Liverpool Reddit fans still love the guy. He got into 2 more biting incidents just to get a move to Barcelona! There are better people to take to heart. They just like his racism.
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Sep 28, 2021 15:06
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If I could take Suarez back without the behaviour issues then I would in a heartbeat but seriously, gently caress that guy.
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CyberPingu posted:If I could take Suarez back without the behaviour issues then I would in a heartbeat but seriously, gently caress that guy. I think Suarez is the most talented player I've ever seen in a Liverpool shirt but I still wouldn't take him back because yeah gently caress that guy
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Sep 28, 2021 15:19
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Was it a Chelsea player that Suarez bit and the bitee just looked at him befuddled and laughed? I seem to recall someone wasn't immensely offended when they got bit
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ilmucche posted:Was it a Chelsea player that Suarez bit and the bitee just looked at him befuddled and laughed? I seem to recall someone wasn't immensely offended when they got bit looks like it was the fella from The First Biting Incident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uy31pdfntUw
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greazeball posted:looks like it was the fella from The First Biting Incident just amazing I think a Dr.’s professional evaluation after the last ban was “he will absolutely do this again” lol in terms of lack of domesticity, Suarez may top the cake
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Reprisal posted:just amazing I remember Ivanovic being a pretty good sport about it. Someone already shared the Chelsea incident, but here's a compilation with all three biting incidents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XicHnfytRtg He wanted to leave Ajax, so he bit a guy. (Liverpool really should have paid more for him given how good he was.) He wanted to leave Liverpool and Liverpool weren't as easy to push into a sale, so he bit two people. (Again, Barcelona got the guy at a relative bargain.) And if you notice, Suarez magically stopped biting people after getting his dream move to Spain. I don't doubt the guy's a bit naturally unhinged, but I'm pretty sure he knew he could "let himself go wild" and get a ban to help push a club into unloading him.
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Sep 28, 2021 19:26
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Eric Cantonese posted:I remember Ivanovic being a pretty good sport about it. 
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I'm saying he was crazy, but he wasn't as crazy as everyone thought he was.
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Eric Cantonese posted:I'm saying he was crazy, but he wasn't as crazy as everyone thought he was. I dunno, I think having the thought "I fancy a change of scenery, think I'll bite a defender" is actually considerably crazier than someone losing their temper and biting someone. Like there's not many crimes where "No I wasn't angry, I carefully planned it out" is actually a defence.
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Sep 28, 2021 19:49
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Listen if you want a move you complain about the lack of quality restaurants and compare yourself to a slave, everyone knows this
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Sep 28, 2021 19:52
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He still bit Chiellini way after his move to Barca
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Mechafunkzilla posted:He still bit Chiellini way after his move to Barca Angling for a move away from Uruguay obviously.
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the sex ghost posted:Listen if you want a move you complain about the lack of quality restaurants and compare yourself to a slave, everyone knows this How could you make a more direct complaint about the lack of quality restaurants?
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Strawman posted:How could you make a more direct complaint about the lack of quality restaurants?
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Mechafunkzilla posted:He still bit Chiellini way after his move to Barca Shrapnig posted:Angling for a move away from Uruguay obviously. He bit Chiellini in June 2014 during the World Cup. He didn't get his move to Barcelona until July 2014. Up until the biting incident, FSG were going to do their usual hardball stance. Then he bit Chiellini and it was obvious that he was going to get a big match ban. I think he even got a 4 month match ban before the Liverpool/Barcelona deal was announced. Liverpool had to sell because they were basically stuck with a guy who obviously wanted out and couldn't play for a good part of the season. Eric Cantonese fucked around with this message at 20:51 on Sep 28, 2021 |
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Sep 28, 2021 20:49
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Eric Cantonese posted:I remember Ivanovic being a pretty good sport about it. Good lord, what a post
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Sep 28, 2021 21:34
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I'd forgotten how loving mental that bite on ivanovic was. The other two are weird af but more like an angry toddler... The ivanovic one was like he genuinely wanted to eat him. Kind of insane how quickly a serial biter got rehabilitated.
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Sep 28, 2021 21:47
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Strawman posted:How could you make a more direct complaint about the lack of quality restaurants? lol
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if a dog had bitten 3 people it would be put down #justsaying
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He put himself down quite often, especially in the box
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brocked posted:He put himself down quite often, especially in the box https://youtu.be/NMQE9PftGIg e: YT algo suggested this video, which also seems appropriate for this thread 
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i was in an italian bar for the world cup one and everyone laughed, amused that he'd done it again more than angry
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drat they just have riot police at 2nd division games in Brazil?
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What a horrid little oval office. I hope the lads in scary South American jail kick his head clean off
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