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Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

got some chores tonight posted:

not even bothering to give the kid the family name and just naming him Iv is so powerful

It looks like he has the family name but not a given name. That's a weird one because a number is usually given to a kid who is the nth member of the family to have that combo of first and last name, but if he doesn't have a given name then he's just... the 4th? He's the 4th Stucker, ever? But he's also the Senior, so there's someone who came after him who is also the 4th? Maybe he's tied for 4th, like it was twins, but he came out first so they named him the older version.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


IV could be initials.

Dachshundofdoom
Feb 14, 2013

Pillbug

Lobok posted:

But he's also the Senior, so there's someone who came after him who is also the 4th?

That's his college year, silly. They all have it.

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Thanks to this thread I have renamed both of my children to "Dragonborn McClunky" in order to hopefully foster their future athletic careers.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

Skwirl posted:

Seems like the anesthetic hadn't quite worn off when they asked the mom what she was naming the kid.

Edit: content.

https://twitter.com/TAMillennial/status/1442089910857605123?s=20

Weird strat, but you do what you gotta when you can’t put corn out. Probably cheaper than maintaining a green field to boot.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/boss_on_here/status/1442171502468780039

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/mckinneykelsey/status/1442960779364356098

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1442957291263647744

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1442687027259056134

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
https://mobile.twitter.com/xrayspexray/status/1442922177875955713

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



You can wake up and not know that today is a day for one of the classics

https://twitter.com/P_M_Anderson/status/1442815825048637443?t=0itDflhD3yHxOjzshmf_xg&s=19

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/BrandyLJensen/status/1442947510880727043

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Dachshundofdoom posted:

That's his college year, silly. They all have it.

Haha, whoops, didn't even check the others. But I do want to remember the way I imagined it for how silly it is.

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
Man, what an idiot! I most certainly did not read it the exact same way.

wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
Yes, let's all laugh at that one goon, the singular fool whose reading comprehension is uniquely mockable.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Everyone knows there's no such thing as the Child Gary

https://twitter.com/kochsister/status/1442628372354404357?s=20

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Dachshundofdoom posted:

That's his college year, silly. They all have it.
To be fair, that didn't click for me, at least until I got to "Fr." in the second line.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 29 minutes!
My friends named their baby Tony. He's not even named after one of their dads or anything.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


https://twitter.com/IGotSilver/status/1442567469013430272?s=19

https://twitter.com/BPLTEX/status/1442850559774576654?s=19

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


I'm the flippers they managed to keep on while breaching a submarine and making it down a few ladders

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/sleepydisease/status/979058307913699334?s=21

Foxfire_
Nov 8, 2010

zoux posted:

What the gently caress kind of name is dar
I worked with a guy named Dar once. I couldn't place his accent, google says the name's Hebrew

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 29 minutes!
https://twitter.com/JonathanBarkan/status/1442857480070045698?s=19

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

grittyreboot posted:

My friends named their baby Tony. He's not even named after one of their dads or anything.

eyyy, dey named him Tony outta respect

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

that's a good bit but artist's have done a lot of funny stuff

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

ultrafilter posted:

IV could be initials.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Better than those on Richese.

Thread:

https://twitter.com/Foone/status/1443192618502934532

Memento has a new favorite as of 13:50 on Sep 29, 2021

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1443200115196538886?s=19

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

https://twitter.com/OHWildlifeCntr/status/1026877643835285504?s=19

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/goodpoliticguy/status/1443213243397382153?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Bonpland/status/1342422645418176512

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/NathanBLawrence/status/1443223625105092622?s=20

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

brb, going to go make a formal apology at Baudrillard’s grave

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/freep/status/1443337827912200194?s=21

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

LMAO

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/TAMillennial/status/1442089910857605123

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 29 minutes!
https://twitter.com/UrbanFoxxxx/status/1443255428163514370?s=19

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1443328050272292864

Crowetron
Apr 29, 2009


Imagine getting the poo poo kicked out of you by Yakuza goons but they have to keep stopping to tell you not to look at the dick walls and pay attention.

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/yayitsrob/status/1442980693244588032

https://twitter.com/dylmdav/status/1442833218370248714

https://twitter.com/_auto_pilot/status/1441894443473248259

https://twitter.com/PostinMonkey/status/1433313733594419203

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