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she came into the office, legs way up to around here. Tall legs, not tall all over though, just the part of her that are legs |
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it was good times and it was bad times
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I am not aging but the painting is aging and the painting is me also! |
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i'm ishamel, how are you
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the player of games but typoed so its the player of gams
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everyone my age remebers where they were and what they were doing when they first heard about the contest
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first rule of fight club is don't tell our parents |
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Do you know where Romeo is? |
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KaBob posted:Do you know where Romeo is?
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hi i'm john galt, nice to meet you
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KaBob posted:Do you know where Romeo is? |
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You can not have the coffee. I am a closer. I can have the coffee.
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See Spot run. Spot gallops proudly. Spot dashes strongly. Spot was running, is running, will run. I have demonstrated all the tenses I know. |
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one day greg woke up and he was a really big bug!
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JAWS the Shark is big. Our boat is small. Our boat needs to be bigger than JAWS.
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the villagers were like ahhh it's frankenstein
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Android Blues posted:See Spot run. Spot gallops proudly. Spot dashes strongly. Spot was running, is running, will run. I have demonstrated all the tenses I know. beer pal posted:one day greg woke up and he was a really big bug! FutonForensic posted:JAWS the Shark is big. Our boat is small. Our boat needs to be bigger than JAWS. lmbo
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how to send a mockingbird to my uncle's farm out of state
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so king arther says to the lady in the water "can I have a sword" and the lady said "ok" |
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dude’s name was hero goodguy.
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It is Friday. It is lunch-time. It is 1959. It is New York! I am going to get my shoes cleaned and then eat dinner. I don't know where yet! I buy a hamburger and a malted and a book for big kids. It is about what the poets in Ghana are doing these days. I go to the bank and buy a book at the bookstore. It has drawings in it, so I buy it instead of other books. I buy my friend Mike some juice. I also buy some for myself! I buy something else at a different store. Billie Holiday is on the cover of the newspaper! She was a famous singer. I am getting sweaty! I remember Billie Holiday. I had to go potty and stayed there. I was watching Billie Holiday. I was listening to the music. I was at the 5 Spot. I couldn't breathe and neither could anybody else.
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war is not war freedom is not freedom ignoring isn't ignoring
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I am in Count Dracula's castle and he is feeding me red beer. I saw him climb up the wall like a lizard. I was very scared. Suddenly, the Spice Girls were there. "Let's handle this dweeby vamp," said Baby Spice. She looked like she did in her photos from Smash Hits. My sister let me read Smash Hits because she likes the Manic Street Preachers now and they are not in that magazine. "Oh yeah!" I said loudly, cheering. |
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for one hundred years I have lived alone. When I am gone, I will leave behind a very big Lego tower.
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then the tower was big and then it came apart and then the legos were on the floor and then i stepped on some |
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The Art of the Deal |
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the castle was large and big and it was made of all the same colour lego brick. I imagined how many lego kits the king had got to have so many bricks like that
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Colonel Areliano Buendia is in trouble! He is in big trouble. But he has one great memory to help him in his trouble! It was a long time ago. He remembers when his dad took him to see ice! Yaaaaaayy! Yay! Yahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
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the cool gatsby drank fizzy apple juice from the glass bottle and walked like he didn't care in and about the Lego Mordor and the Lego Hogwarts |
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It was the best of days. It was the worst of days. And then the dragons came... |
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Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:It was the best of days. It was the worst of days.
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Yossarian like-liked the chaplain from the second he made friends with him. He handed him a note asking if the chaplain liked him too, but unhappily, it was really not easy at all to get the note signed by all the people who needed to sign it, and by the end of the day, everyone had a big headache. The army was a hard job. Later some planes were going to blow up, but not yet. If you are impatient for that part, please hold on. They will blow up but I need to get there. |
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Everybody knows that a man likes to marry a lady! Especially if he has a lot of money. That's when he will start to try to find a lady to marry.
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An Irish airman was going to die His plane would fall Out of the sky. It was a sad thing to be from Ireland and fight a war He's from Kiltartan. He didn't feel, so bad about it. In fact, he wanted to, Scream and shout th't. An Irish airman, was going to die He liked the clouds, He's in the sky. |
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There's a nasty creature slouching towards Bethlehem, and I think it may be where babies come from. Don't quote me on this. It's just an idea I have. |
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Holden Caulfield thought everyone was a phony, except for Sonic the Hedgehog, who was way too cool to be a faker. Holden would have blushed if he'd even thought that Sonic was fake. He wasn't. He was cool. They were best friends, and Holden told Sonic about the rye. Sonic cried. |
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Android Blues posted:Holden told Sonic about the rye. Sonic cried. omg
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And, guess what? At the end, the grandpa sucks milk from the lady like a baby. And it's so sad and you'll cry, because that milk was for the lady's baby, but she just has an old man now. He's sort of like a baby, but he's old and wrinkly, so not as good. And they set a bunch of oranges on fire, and guess what? It was really bad, they shouldn't have done that, because everyone cried so much afterwards. And the vicar didn't know about Jesus, and the car broke down, and they were all in a barn, hiding from the Grapes of Wrath. I personally think they shouldn't have done any of it, but my parents say I am always Little Miss Contrary about a lot of things, so I could be wrong. |
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# ? Jun 10, 2024 16:04 |
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dad's dead, so sad, uncle's with mom and way too glad the ghost of dad says uncle bad, get back at him pretend you're mad let's watch a play about father-slay, choose to be or not today, death for everybody, but horatio can stay
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