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Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

Waltzing Along posted:

The world would be better if there was an Uncharted 5 and 6 and no Last of Us 1 and 2.

I thought the Uncharted games were alright, but they would have been way better with classic Tomb Raider style platforming and exploration. Actually Uncharted 4 was really good because they decided to rip off Metal Gear Solid instead of Gears of War. They should have made the first 3 either like classic Tomb Raider or MGS

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itry
Aug 23, 2019




Instead new Tomb Raider is like Uncharted.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Im starting to understand this principle more and more.

Do NOT go back and replay Goldeneye.

Goldeneye is still fine.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

itry posted:

Instead new Tomb Raider is like Uncharted.

How so? I kinda want to play more Uncharted type stuff. I tried the first "new" Tomb Raider and found it to be clunky and full of bloat like crafting and open world poo poo.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Waltzing Along posted:

How so? I kinda want to play more Uncharted type stuff. I tried the first "new" Tomb Raider and found it to be clunky and full of bloat like crafting and open world poo poo.

Disclaimer: I haven't played Shadow of the Tomb Raider and I'm not an expert on Uncharted.

In the new TB's you'll be spending most of your time killing people and hardly any time on puzzles (there are a handful of mini tomb-like room-sized puzzles disconnected from the rest of the game, iirc) or exploration. There's a heavy reliance on on-rail action "set pieces". There is no free platforming, you just hold a direction and press a key to move from one white/yellow marked object to another.

They're fun if you want to shoot stuff with a bow.

Edit: Anyway, search for "tomb raider"+uncharted for some in-depth analysis
Edit: lol @ SotTR still having Denuvo. Squeenix are garbage.

itry fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Sep 29, 2021

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
They also had really gruesome and violent death scenes for no apparent reason

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Duck and Cover posted:

I can't think of a theme that's actually used that's less appealing to me than "war game". Well except Binding of Isaacs dead babies, abuse, poop theme I think that wins.

Ill play war, but im with you on Isaac.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Doctor J Off posted:

They also had really gruesome and violent death scenes for no apparent reason

I think I read somewhere they wanted the player to feel protective of Lara. That's probably a marketing answer (so a lie).

Fake edit: Yeah, something like that; https://kotaku.com/youll-want-to-protect-the-new-less-curvy-lara-croft-5917400

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The violent death scenes stop early on too, but there is one on the river that you're basically guaranteed to see which is why everyone remembers it.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is

itry posted:

I think I read somewhere they wanted the player to feel protective of Lara. That's probably a marketing answer (so a lie).

Fake edit: Yeah, something like that; https://kotaku.com/youll-want-to-protect-the-new-less-curvy-lara-croft-5917400

Yeah thats a whole lot of marketing nonsense. I don't understand why they needed to reboot Tomb Raider anyway - didn't they fix the series with Legend and Anniversary? What exactly was gained by '"more of the same, but different, in a way that's familiar?"

site
Apr 6, 2007

Trans pride, Worldwide
Bitch
yeah tbh as much of a deal people make out of it, it's really only a few "special" environmental and set piece deaths that have those but most often it's just you ragdolling down a cliff on a missed jump or you get shot and fall down dead

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

itry posted:

I think I read somewhere they wanted the player to feel protective of Lara. That's probably a marketing answer (so a lie).

Fake edit: Yeah, something like that; https://kotaku.com/youll-want-to-protect-the-new-less-curvy-lara-croft-5917400

I don't even get the premise. More protective because less curvy??? What the hell is the connection? I feel like there was probably an ok message here but the guy had no idea how to convey it so this came out instead lol.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Doctor J Off posted:

Yeah thats a whole lot of marketing nonsense. I don't understand why they needed to reboot Tomb Raider anyway - didn't they fix the series with Legend and Anniversary? What exactly was gained by '"more of the same, but different, in a way that's familiar?"

Don't worry. In case you didn't like the reboot, they'll be going for another one!

(3:00m mark)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_gO4xj5u9k

Meme Poker Party posted:

I don't even get the premise. More protective because less curvy??? What the hell is the connection? I feel like there was probably an ok message here but the guy had no idea how to convey it so this came out instead lol.

No, more protective because Dark and Mature story. And because woman.

Edit: I think the chain of thought was something like... We want to tell a mature story. We need people to identify with our main character. But (male) gamers don't care about women. We'll make them want to protect the main character instead.

itry fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Sep 29, 2021

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

itry posted:

No, more protective because Dark and Mature story. And because woman.

But she was already a woman. They seem to be making the specific case that the aesthetic difference between OG Lara and Modern Lara would inspire a more protective feeling.

The thing is that does make sense to me. But it's because OG Lara looked like a 90's action movie lady while Modern Lara looked more like a regular human. Not because her tits are smaller lol.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Meme Poker Party posted:

I don't even get the premise. More protective because less curvy??? What the hell is the connection? I feel like there was probably an ok message here but the guy had no idea how to convey it so this came out instead lol.

i suspect the answer is: game journalism.

just finished rise ottr and it's a fun enough romp but oh god the writing is so grindingly generic and predictable i was jamming skip the moment scenes began, towards the end. it's fun scaling huge cliffs in sweet rear end plate mail though.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Meme Poker Party posted:

But she was already a woman. They seem to be making the specific case that the aesthetic difference between OG Lara and Modern Lara would inspire a more protective feeling.

The thing is that does make sense to me. But it's because OG Lara looked like a 90's action movie lady while Modern Lara looked more like a regular human. Not because her tits are smaller lol.

This "When you see her have to face these challenges, you start to root for her in a way that you might not root for a male character." came before this "The ability to see her as a human is even more enticing to me than the more sexualized version of yesteryear," in the conversation.

But it's not a direct transcript, so who knows. Maybe it is just a case of

sebmojo posted:

i suspect the answer is: game journalism.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

sebmojo posted:

i suspect the answer is: game journalism.

:hmmyes:

Vic
Nov 26, 2009

malae fidei cum XI_XXVI_MMIX
It's Pappapisshu porn

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Tomb Raider 2013 was a real good game, so of course two other unrelated studios made the sequels which were both middling for different reasons and didn't feel like true progressions of the concept.

Still better than any uncharted game

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad
They always maintained, right from the start, that when they first designed her, she wasn't meant to be so sexualized, and there was meant to be like a paternal / maternal instinct to protect her. But they gave her massive cans, how can that be true?

itry
Aug 23, 2019




I think Rise was made by the same developers.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









in shadow you can use 1990s era lara as a skin and it's somehow really horrifying

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

sebmojo posted:

in shadow you can use 1990s era lara as a skin and it's somehow really horrifying

lol wtf




LOL!!!



Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

It looks like the pictures of the German doctor who embalmed a woman and kept her as his wife.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Its even more horrifying in motion.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
I mean tbh as a gag option that's pretty funny.

Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

My mistake he didn't embalm her, just stuff her corpse with rags. Cover her in plaster and dress her up

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Classic skin in cutscenes is extra lol

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Meme Poker Party posted:

I mean tbh as a gag option that's pretty funny.

Oh yeah I admire their commitment to Kurtz-level Horror

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

Ill play war, but im with you on Isaac.

Binding of Isaacs theme is at least something (the games also pretty good even if theme is awful). To me war games are the human warrior of video game themes not bad but what's the point? Wow you themed your shooter "war (1/2/modern)" good job really reaching out their to create something interesting!

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Duck and Cover posted:

Binding of Isaacs theme is at least something (the games also pretty good even if theme is awful). To me war games are the human warrior of video game themes not bad but what's the point? Wow you themed your shooter "war (1/2/modern)" good job really reaching out their to create something interesting!

I don't disagree with you at all. As an idea, I find the idea of war as a videogame really gross. In practice, I find it a lot of fun if it's done well. I'm just a man.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









I finally finished crysis 2 and it was fun, the story was agreeably twisty for a simple videogame, and there was some solid Peter watts biohorror in there

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

I don't disagree with you at all. As an idea, I find the idea of war as a videogame really gross. In practice, I find it a lot of fun if it's done well. I'm just a man.

I didn't think you did and am sure there are plenty of fun war games. Not World of Tanks though, that game is a slow dull pay to win f2p cover based shooter filled with tank fuckers and/or Nazis.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 03:16 on Sep 29, 2021

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

sebmojo posted:

I finally finished crysis 2 and it was fun, the story was agreeably twisty for a simple videogame, and there was some solid Peter watts biohorror in there

Peter Watts just wrote the novelization, Richard K Morgan wrote the game. Getting actual Sci Fi writers involved made a huge difference in story quality overall though.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Duck and Cover posted:

I didn't think you did and am sure their are plenty of fun war games. Not World of Tanks though, that game is a slow dull pay to win f2p cover based shooter filled with tank fuckers and/or Nazis.

yeah once there are people shouting racist slurs over chat I am done with that game

so i don't really play online games at all

except multiplayer Morrowind. And I play this game Outward with my friend but nobody else.

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

yeah once there are people shouting racist slurs over chat I am done with that game

so i don't really play online games at all

except multiplayer Morrowind. And I play this game Outward with my friend but nobody else.

I've always enjoyed multiplayer but to get decent chat out of it you need moderation. Team Fortress 2, Unreal Tournament etc. were player server based so if you found a decent server it was good. Games like World of Tanks could have fine chat but it'd require moderators soooooo not gonna happen as that would cost money. You have games like Hearthstone which have just said "gently caress it, no chat" which I don't really like because it makes the game feel less multiplayer.

Chat box > voice chat > emotes. I can just ignore the chat box without actually blocking anyone generally. Voice chat can be disabled although I don't like to do it though because maybe someone said something useful (hahahahhahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA). Emotes tend to feel sarcastic to me.

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
If you don't like Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars then you should probably be genocided.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

War Wizard posted:

If you don't like Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars then you should probably be genocided.

if you DO like Super Mario RPG you've been Geno-sided

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Excelzior posted:

if you DO like Super Mario RPG you've been Geno-sided

Ha! I get it.

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

War Wizard posted:

If you don't like Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars then you should probably be genocided.

It really is severely overrated. I mean, for a console RPG of that time, it is fine. But compared to CRPGs that were 5 years older, it was crap.

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