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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

he croaked for your sins

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Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=915qH9XXOoI

https://twitter.com/hotterdad/status/1328172909878251520





Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Blessed are those who do not touch my tip top, for they shall not get the snip snop

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
https://twitter.com/ddoniolvalcroze/status/1439605294703673349?s=20

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Philippe posted:



Here it is without artifacts! I did a photoshop.

I feel this

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

>😐<

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart

No snip snop if you cant reach the tip top.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

How does japan have so many animals that have human faces?!

okay this is only the second I can think off of the top of my head. The first being the toad I saw wandering around a rock garden by the dormitory when I was there one summer. God that was weird as gently caress.

But that crab does clearly have an angry human face.

Edit: holy crab! Those crabs had human guided evolution!


https://medium.com/lessons-from-history/how-japan-accidentally-evolved-a-species-of-crab-with-samurai-faces-5f88a2ac863b


quote:

Naturally — the area came to be thought of as haunted to the local fisherman. As such — whenever they caught any crabs in the area they would carefully inspect them for any resemblance to a human face.
If any were found— they thought these to be the reincarnation of the fallen Taira from years ago and threw them back into the water.
Over the centuries, this meant that only those crabs that somewhat resembled human faces survived to procreate whereas those that didn’t were taken home to be eaten or sold.

Bored fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Sep 27, 2021

Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


It's a myth but an appealing one.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


:siren:OCTOPUS VS CRAB:siren:

https://i.imgur.com/9WJz3mL.gifv

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/VEnOPTX.gifv

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Scarodactyl posted:

It's a myth but an appetizing one.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
https://twitter.com/jordantyranny/status/1442864584713404419?s=21

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Slaan
Mar 16, 2009



ASHERAH DEMANDS I FEAST, I VOTE FOR A FEAST OF FLESH
All lobsters are acceptable :(

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

some more than others

https://www.fox10phoenix.com/news/rare-orange-lobster-saved-and-donated-to-odysea-aquarium

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

https://i.imgur.com/uvxh9X6.mp4

From a live stream of a deep sea dive awhile back: a hermit crab in the family Parapaguridae. This family of hermit crabs are known for carrying anemones or zoanthids (little polyp animals with tentacles that are common in coral reefs) on their back instead of shells.

Sometimes they will cultivate entire colonies of polyps or their own little anemone garden. This little guy has an anemone on his back, but it's closed so not as obvious.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




"You posted what"

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


*ten minutes of overacted stock laugh track*

cheetah7071
Oct 20, 2010

honk honk
College Slice

Enfys posted:

https://i.imgur.com/uvxh9X6.mp4

From a live stream of a deep sea dive awhile back: a hermit crab in the family Parapaguridae. This family of hermit crabs are known for carrying anemones or zoanthids (little polyp animals with tentacles that are common in coral reefs) on their back instead of shells.

Sometimes they will cultivate entire colonies of polyps or their own little anemone garden. This little guy has an anemone on his back, but it's closed so not as obvious.

I wish I could live on a crab's back

anenomes get all the luck

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001




I hope Ambassador Pumpkin gets a seat at the UN.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Captain Hygiene posted:


"You posted what"

sponge crabs are so loving goofy looking that I can't help but love them

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!
Oh my god: https://www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/article/crabs-make-hats-using-sponges

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Scarodactyl posted:

It's a myth but an appealing one.

yeah they're actual crab warriors reincarnated from dead samurai, not just mythologically assumed to be, it's the human guidance that's fake

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟



quote:

It’s unclear if the sponges benefit from being carried around, but they don’t appear to be harmed by becoming hats.

The goal in life is to become crab but if that’s not possible you can always be a crab hat. :yeeclaw:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

I want to be reincarnated as a crab hat

atriptothebeach
Oct 27, 2020

:yeeclaw:

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Crabs are in perfect harmony with the universe and I think that’s really nice

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



SuddenCactus posted:

sponge crabs are so loving goofy looking that I can't help but love them

I've fallen in love with them the past month or so, they're all like gross Oscar the Grouches in crab form and I find them adorable.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Enfys posted:

I want to be reincarnated as a crab hat

Reincarcinisation. The purest of souls will become crab.

Squatch Ambassador fucked around with this message at 09:20 on Oct 1, 2021

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Happy Spooktober!

Behold, the vampire crab!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


:drac:

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYFALyP2e7U

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Cartoon Man posted:

Happy Spooktober!

Behold, the vampire crab!



I’ve come to suck your gaaaaaaas

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Waterbed Wendy posted:

I’ve come to suck your gaaaaaaas

this post might be too horny for gbs

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

this post might be too horny for gbs

I’m just writing what the crab told me to

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cartoon Man posted:

Happy Spooktober!

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




oooOOOOooooOOOoooo

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Scarodactyl
Oct 22, 2015


October is no time for stories with happy endings.

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