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are the misery aliens responsible for jimmy fallon
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 07:28 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:04 |
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Nichael posted:are the misery aliens responsible for jimmy fallon No that was alcohol.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 07:55 |
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Then again aliens did teach us farming and how to make beer so...
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 07:55 |
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The Demilich posted:Then again aliens did teach us farming and how to make beer so... it's already starting
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 08:08 |
Nichael posted:are the misery aliens responsible for jimmy fallon
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 08:09 |
skeptics saying, soyfacedly, that you can’t meditate so hard ufos appear when these very forums literally manifested a slenderman grovershooter
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:39 |
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GWBBQ posted:at a previous job, the school of business director actually said, verbatim, "I can't hire someone and give them an office without a window" and went unchallenged while undergrad faculty were contractually guaranteed "an office" and facilities staff were busy replacing signs on storage closets and cramming as many desks as would fit into them. no, your office door doesn't have a window, just be happy that the floor tiles are certified asbestos-free the biz school director may have been right from a fire code perspective?
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 10:54 |
Coulthart talking about birds: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJpgwNkO7fY mentions how he considers the the Aztec UFO case to be interesting, because of the research done on it decades later for a book, whose authors presented all their evidence to him. Based on that, he's not prepared to write it off as a hoax. also mentions how one of his sources, a former astronaut, who he thinks "still had his marbles", claimed that he was told that a working UFO with "the lights on and the door open" had once been found by Mexican authorities, as if it had been left there on purpose. Then the Americans allegedly showed up and stole it at gunpoint. lol must have been by the border if true or maybe the men in black are flying throughout mexico in stealth birds and stealing alien alloys also mentioned his sources mentioning people allegedly finding alleged alien materials at roswell (allegedly) says he was told that the US has allegedly had technology to track UFOs via the correct "frequencies", for the past 40 years mentions UFOs entering and exiting the ocean off the coast of florida during the cold war nuclear bird connection "anomalous technology" "this is weird poo poo" "no balloon ur a balloon" -ross coulbird Rah! has issued a correction as of 13:19 on Sep 29, 2021 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 13:09 |
Rah! posted:Coulthart talking about birds: Cool will add it to the list. Still working through his interview with the woowoo Curt Jaimungal. He, like , is pretty adept at getting away from the really out there questions. Still don't get his thing with cattle mutilations though.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 14:41 |
I know the guy's supposed to be legit but some of the stuff he comes out with is so mindbending and, like, so close to the kinda completely whacko poo poo that the very fringes of the ufo movement (and that's saying something) have been insisting on for years that I just can't help but think that either he's decided to pack in the investigative journalist thing and get on board the grift train, or he's more credulous than you might suspect and is being strung along by the government, nutters, or government nutters. Maybe it's just that I stopped smoking quite so much weed over the last couple weeks. my bird brains have started to recede and my tyson brain is getting back in the driver's seat
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 14:50 |
Bilirubin posted:Cool will add it to the list. Still working through his interview with the woowoo Curt Jaimungal. He, like , is pretty adept at getting away from the really out there questions. Still don't get his thing with cattle mutilations though. yeah, and when he does get to the more out there things, he mentions that he/his sources could be wrong in part 2 he says that he thinks that a main reason for UFO secrecy is just incompetence, and certain people in charge not wanting to admit that they don't know everything. Also says that cool UFO stuff has been in the hands of the private sector for a while now. Also talks about skinwalker ranch and how the DIA allegedly witnessed the bird entities or whatever the gently caress instantaneously disable cameras. as for cattle mutilations the only stories that seem interesting to me are the ones that allegedly happened over a short period of time. Like, a farmer saw their cow and its fine, and then 30 minutes later its all chopped up. If true, that's pretty weird. Everything else seems explainable by decomposition and animals/bugs eating the bodies and whatnot. Rah! has issued a correction as of 15:02 on Sep 29, 2021 |
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 14:56 |
Barry Foster posted:I know the guy's supposed to be legit but some of the stuff he comes out with is so mindbending and, like, so close to the kinda completely whacko poo poo that the very fringes of the ufo movement (and that's saying something) have been insisting on for years that I just can't help but think that either he's decided to pack in the investigative journalist thing and get on board the grift train, or he's more credulous than you might suspect and is being strung along by the government, nutters, or government nutters. he mentions the possibility that he's being strung along by crazies or fed misinformation in that video lol. seems like he's trying not to just blindly believe poo poo of course all of this sounds pretty crazy to begin with
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:06 |
Rah! posted:Also says that cool UFO stuff has been in the hands of the private sector for a while now It's weird because it's a short leap from "unidentified objects zooming around in the sky doing insane poo poo" (which I do accept, and which is quite out there enough already) to "said unidentified objects might crash, and people might find them" but I'm having trouble making that leap, not least because "UFO technology is already in the hands of the MIC, it happened at Roswell!" has been one of the rallying calls of the lunatic fringe since, well, the 40s, and if it winds up being fucken TRUE then my brain is like "well might as well start genuinely believing in Bigfoot as well, then" Rah! posted:he mentions the possibility that he's being strung along by crazies or fed misinformation in that video lol. seems like he's trying not to just blindly believe poo poo Yeah I've watched bits and bobs with him and he does (usually) make a bunch of caveats, which I suppose is fair enough. Still, though.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:07 |
Bilirubin posted:Cool will add it to the list. Still working through his interview with the woowoo Curt Jaimungal. He, like , is pretty adept at getting away from the really out there questions. Still don't get his thing with cattle mutilations though. is jaimungal a woo guy? that interview was my first exposure to him and he seemed to lean heavily on his physics background (?). it was probably the best interview i've seen with coulthart tbh
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 15:29 |
Hooplah posted:is jaimungal a woo guy? that interview was my first exposure to him and he seemed to lean heavily on his physics background (?). he seemed....kinda incurious? it was really weird how the interview was 100% audience questions with no followups from jaimungal at all. i don't know how someone with a genuine interest in what coulthart was saying could have sat there and just been like "hmmmm, interesting, interesting, anyway next question"
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:18 |
Hooplah posted:is jaimungal a woo guy? that interview was my first exposure to him and he seemed to lean heavily on his physics background (?). I get an interface between physics and consciousness vibe from him, considering the topics he covers generally and the types of questions asked during the Lue interview. Have not watched the Couthart interview.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 16:41 |
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https://twitter.com/weatherindia/status/1443220120352935937 2031, ~dist of Saturn's orbit.
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# ? Sep 29, 2021 23:24 |
Bilirubin posted:I get an interface between physics and consciousness vibe from him, considering the topics he covers generally and the types of questions asked during the Lue interview. Have not watched the Couthart interview. Watching it now. Curt is actually very engaged and asks his own questions--the discussion about disinformation in intelligence work is a particular highlight for me. e. its actually a prolonged discussion that gets into cyber security and other subjects And he's a fellow Canadian so lol Couthart makes a strong statement that he actually won't believe any of the stuff he's told (like the US being in possession of alien tech) until he sees it, he's just exploring it and takes it seriously given this disinformation. eta: lol the transcriptionist has apparently never heard an Aussie accent before the errors in the closed captioning are hilarious Bilirubin has issued a correction as of 03:51 on Sep 30, 2021 |
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:13 |
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Looking into it, it certainly does look like a (possibly modified/revised, looks like it shares some features but is missing others, could be a lifting body) XB-47 or similarly shaped drone fuselage cross-section mockup, with the mounting locations on top for it to be mounted upside-down for testing. I wouldn't be surprised if the contractor that took the video and maybe even the dude driving the truck got a talking to about ITAR/EAR lmao, don't drive your radar cross section models in front of Joe Hole Digger on his phone!!! Justin Tyme has issued a correction as of 03:39 on Sep 30, 2021 |
# ? Sep 30, 2021 03:36 |
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https://twitter.com/TheDEWLine/status/1440806852560707587captainbananas posted:the biz school director may have been right from a fire code perspective?
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 06:49 |
looks like america caught a wily chinese surveillance drone
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 07:20 |
Wheeee posted:looks like america caught a wily chinese surveillance drone that, along with a lot of other aspects of this uap poo poo, feels like intel disinfo shenanigans for prc consumption rather than accidental release for domestic consumption
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 07:25 |
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it's aliens
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 07:39 |
Delta-Wye posted:that, along with a lot of other aspects of this uap poo poo, feels like intel disinfo shenanigans for prc consumption rather than accidental release for domestic consumption yea i am long since convinced that there is indeed a phenomenon, but i also am comfortable in assuming that the shape of disclosure is largely inspired by america’s current quiet cold war with china
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 07:41 |
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why would they drive on open roads during the day?
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 07:44 |
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Wheeee posted:yea i am long since convinced that there is indeed a phenomenon, but i also am comfortable in assuming that the shape of disclosure is largely inspired by america’s current quiet cold war with china meanwhile in china: "should we tell them about the fenghuang?" "nah, let them freak out over birds, lol"
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 09:05 |
toggle posted:why would they drive on open roads during the day? potentially that is one of the uaps harassing the navy and they want to show off the bird they caught? could also be some random radar test captured by some construction worker with a cell phone tho, who knows
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 09:13 |
Delta-Wye posted:some random radar test captured by some construction worker with a cell phone
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 09:44 |
Delta-Wye posted:potentially that is one of the uaps harassing the navy and they want to show off the bird they caught? It does to me look like the stealth equivalent of a wind tunnel test on a design model but I'm a dumbass who knows
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 15:51 |
Culled this from one of the weirder reddits (can't remember which), always good for a slow work day. Three and a half thousand pages of encounters with weird humanoids! https://studylib.net/doc/25610504/albert-rosales-1000bc---2007-humanoid-reports
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 16:10 |
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I found this YouTube video in some article about this. It's a short video on stealth from 13 years ago and at the 1:45 mark they show this craft in the background. https://youtu.be/0LIqRshUoPc
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 17:16 |
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Aragosta posted:I found this YouTube video in some article about this. It's a short video on stealth from 13 years ago and at the 1:45 mark they show this craft in the background. Hey look at that, very similar
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 17:36 |
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Is that Aurora?
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 18:39 |
when's the next Black Triangle dropping?!
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 18:52 |
not enough gratitude has been uploaded to the sky since the last one
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 20:44 |
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Mywhatacleanturtle posted:Are all of the books sold out? Even if it’s a book outside of this threads purview, some of the other ones sound interesting… some have said they’ll digitize theirs but it’s lookin pretty goon-projecty
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 20:51 |
they parked one of those stealth drones in some wrapping on the back of a flatbed right off the beltway years back. caused this same sort of "wait our death machines look that futurey?!" stir
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 20:56 |
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The Saucer Hovers posted:they parked one of those stealth drones in some wrapping on the back of a flatbed right off the beltway years back. caused this same sort of "wait our death machines look that futurey?!" stir all of the stealth drones look like that, anyway. the funny thing is that the birds from the navy are all reported as saucers or tic tacs or poo poo, not flying wings. clearly the defense industry is going in the wrong direction.
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 21:46 |
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Log082 posted:all of the stealth drones look like that, anyway. literally all the wings/triangles whatever are just american/whoever stealth tech and it's a good criteria to dismiss a report over. real UAPs don't care about aerodynamics or lifting surfaces or anything really
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 21:47 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 16:04 |
Marzzle posted:literally all the wings/triangles whatever are just american/whoever stealth tech and it's a good criteria to dismiss a report over. real UAPs don't care about aerodynamics or lifting surfaces or anything really wings yes, triangles maybe not. there are some weird rear end triangle stories out there
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# ? Sep 30, 2021 21:50 |