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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
yeah back-up cams are required safety gear since like 2018, this is unacceptable for a "car company" for them to just not loving work en masse.

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EvenWorseOpinions
Jun 10, 2017
I haven't researched this at all but I feel comfortable claiming that Tesla doesn't describe themself as a 'car company' which means they don't bother with 'automotive regulations' which exist only to hinder 'innovation'

coupedeville
Jan 1, 2012

MY ANACONDA DOM'T WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT CUM SON!
Counterpoint - teslas still bad but ford also has all kinds of garbage issues with their backup camera modules and has had all kinds of sourcing issues getting replacement parts for their big recall program on new trucks and SUVs. #notjustateslaproblem

Non-tesla terrible car stuff about my garbage barge coupe deville - at some point the previous owner took out the electric vacuum pump which probably explains why I have no cruise control and the brake pedal is stiff and weak. Will need to source some kind of replacement but the correct pumps seem few and far between. I'm wondering if I can retrofit a different vacuum pump and what that might entail. Suggestions?

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.
I had backup camera issues with my Mazda and apparently it's a fairly common problem with their hatches and SUVs.

I've had Model 3s try and merge into me in exactly the same spot several times now. It's an area where the road layout has changed and you can still see the old painted over lane markings and apparently that is enough to confuse the Tesla system.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

dissss posted:

I've had Model 3s try and merge into me in exactly the same spot several times now. It's an area where the road layout has changed and you can still see the old painted over lane markings and apparently that is enough to confuse the Tesla system.

ban these loving deathtraps jesus christ

VideoGameVet
May 14, 2005

It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion. It is by the juice of Java that pedaling acquires speed, the teeth acquire stains, stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my bike in motion.

Imperador do Brasil posted:

My buddy with the Tesla that keeps trying to kill him by steering itself off roads and into storage buildings is having even more issues.

The back-up cam is dead abs Tesla have rescheduled the appointment to fix it twice because they can’t get the part in for the repair.

Now the trunk button doesn’t work anymore.

When you turn the wheel sharply in reverse, the car freaks out and puts itself in park.

What a loving joke of a “car company”

Feeling smart&smug for getting the NIRO.

Of course the Tesla owners are mainly in Elon's reality distortion field, but I couldn't deal with this level of defects etc.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

dissss posted:

I had backup camera issues with my Mazda and apparently it's a fairly common problem with their hatches and SUVs.

I've had Model 3s try and merge into me in exactly the same spot several times now. It's an area where the road layout has changed and you can still see the old painted over lane markings and apparently that is enough to confuse the Tesla system.

I've said it before, my mom's Honda lane keep assist has tried to veer me off the road because of shadows.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Krakkles posted:

Ford like to tension critical internal engine components with just-shy-of-failure oil pressure

That reminds me I should probably replace my 4.6 timing chain tensioners...
:ohdear:


coupedeville posted:

Non-tesla terrible car stuff about my garbage barge coupe deville - at some point the previous owner took out the electric vacuum pump which probably explains why I have no cruise control and the brake pedal is stiff and weak. Will need to source some kind of replacement but the correct pumps seem few and far between. I'm wondering if I can retrofit a different vacuum pump and what that might entail. Suggestions?

I wouldn't expect difficulty. Vacuum is vacuum, as long as it's enough. One that had its own pressure switch so all it needs is 12V would be nice. I don't have any suggestions for a replacement, though, I'm afraid.

Otteration
Jan 4, 2014

I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES
Grimey Drawer

coupedeville posted:


Non-tesla terrible car stuff about my garbage barge coupe deville - at some point the previous owner took out the electric vacuum pump which probably explains why I have no cruise control and the brake pedal is stiff and weak. Will need to source some kind of replacement but the correct pumps seem few and far between. I'm wondering if I can retrofit a different vacuum pump and what that might entail. Suggestions?

I think there's some OEM models out there. They get used on vehicles w/vacuum wipers which slow down during acceleration (old jeep Wagoneers for example).

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Uthor posted:

I've said it before, my mom's Honda lane keep assist has tried to veer me off the road because of shadows.

That doesn't sound like something tech called LANE ASSIST should do. I'm wondering how much testing they do but then I remember poo poo like Volvo's auto braking system knocking down journos who were dumb enough to stand in front of it during demonstrations at press days :v:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Olympic Mathlete posted:

That doesn't sound like something tech called LANE ASSIST should do. I'm wondering how much testing they do but then I remember poo poo like Volvo's auto braking system knocking down journos who were dumb enough to stand in front of it during demonstrations at press days :v:

In fairness to the car, the system was turned off prior to the demonstration. You'd think they'd have a pre-demostration checklist, but there you go.

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice
My take is that any driver aids beyond cutting throttle & applying brakes makes all of us worse drivers in the long run and need to be ripped out of all platforms. Give me the blind spot warnings, OK, but "Lane Keep Assist" needs to go. Keep your loving robot hands off the steering wheel, I'm supposed to be the one in charge.

Drift out of your lane and deal with the consequences. That's how it's been and that's how it should be, until these things can behave like they're on rails in ALL CASES. If things are bad enough that you need the car to steer for you, you don't belong behind the wheel in the first place. What these lane keep systems do is make terrible drivers complacent to the point they'll lean on them 100%, when really they're supposed to be a backup.

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
I test drove a model S a long time ago (before all of this self driving stuff) and it had a lane keep assist that basically made a vibration (can’t remember if it was the seat or the wheel) when you started drifting out of your lane. That kind of lane keep assist is cool because it still leaves you in control.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
I rented a giant stupid GM SUV this summer and it also had that system. The left or right side of the seat would vibrate like a rumble strip if you started to drift out of your lane. It must have been connected to steering torque or angle because a decisive move wouldn't set it off, even without signaling (yes I tested out all the possibilities, it was a long drive) but a slow drift would.

I think that's a good invention that improves safety. Notably you don't have to buy a Tesla to get it

Krakkles
May 5, 2003

NoWake posted:

My take is that any driver aids beyond cutting throttle & applying brakes makes all of us worse drivers in the long run and need to be ripped out of all platforms. Give me the blind spot warnings, OK, but "Lane Keep Assist" needs to go. Keep your loving robot hands off the steering wheel, I'm supposed to be the one in charge.

Drift out of your lane and deal with the consequences. That's how it's been and that's how it should be, until these things can behave like they're on rails in ALL CASES. If things are bad enough that you need the car to steer for you, you don't belong behind the wheel in the first place. What these lane keep systems do is make terrible drivers complacent to the point they'll lean on them 100%, when really they're supposed to be a backup.
At some level, sure, I agree - if you can't drive without this crap, you shouldn't be driving.

But realistically, we've already established that even if you specifically ban someone from driving (e.g. revocation of license due to DUI), they'll still drive. It's probably a fair assumption that nothing is going to change in terms of stopping people who shouldn't drive from driving - not that it shouldn't happen, but I'd bet that it won't.

Since the consequences can and do include injury and death - especially for other people - I'd like viable driver aids to be made available. I wouldn't have gotten in my motorcycle accident if that person's car had slightly corrected them. (They weaved into my lane and knocked my front tire out from under the bike.)

Basically: They need to be made to work appropriately, and Tesla is some straight up bullshit, but they (driver's aids, not Tesla) need to exist, too.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Ford's lane keep system has worked well for me across two cars now. It just gives a little bump if I drift over a lane line. Just a nice safety feature to keep you in your lane. Ford also lets you pick between the nudge, the vibrate alert, both, or off.

The lane centering is less a safety thing and more of an auto drive because it just steers for you for the most part. It only works if cruise control is on and does have the "hands on wheel" sensing. It's super nice on a long highway drive.

Zero One fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 30, 2021

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Goober Peas posted:

In fairness to the car, the system was turned off prior to the demonstration. You'd think they'd have a pre-demostration checklist, but there you go.

!! Incredible

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Goober Peas posted:

In fairness to the car, the system was turned off prior to the demonstration. You'd think they'd have a pre-demostration checklist, but there you go.

There was at least one instance where someone got hurt because the specific vehicle they obtained for the test wasn’t even optioned with the pedestrian avoidance system. They just flat out drove a car into a pedestrian because they can’t be bothered to read option sheets.

Found a link!

Of loving COURSE it was a dealer.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009





Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer

MrYenko posted:

There was at least one instance where someone got hurt because the specific vehicle they obtained for the test wasn’t even optioned with the pedestrian avoidance system. They just flat out drove a car into a pedestrian because they can’t be bothered to read option sheets.

Found a link!

Of loving COURSE it was a dealer.

My memory is a bit fuzzy on the details, but there was also something with some dude that sued Harley Davidson because he thought his bike had ABS and it didn't and he crashed or some such.

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
https://twitter.com/dsgolson/status/1443367027536646144

...

uh..

..what?

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




Looking for bros to charge shifters with.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.
aw i was hoping you had to shift by rolling the orb

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Would be really cool if the orb rolled and then you could play Missile Command or Centipede while parked

Lake of Methane
Oct 29, 2011

The orb should be the key. Drop it in the pocket to drive away.

Want to put it in your pocket? gently caress you, it's Orb now.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Behold the power of my ORB OF TRANSPORTATION

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


Look To Your Orb For The Lane Change Warning.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Just what cars need: more overly complex mechanisms controlling critical parts of operation. Now the same crappy Chinese made servo motors and plastic gears that are in your shoddy home appliances are in your car!

wontondestruction
Dec 3, 2012

I'm a piece of human waste who supports a culture of using gendered slurs, that leads to 78.1% of women in STEM fields experiencing sexual harassment

Dog trackin' in your city soon!

AirRaid
Dec 21, 2004

Nose Manual + Super Sonic Spin Attack

Midjack posted:

Looking for bros to charge shifters with.

This is just a slightly fancier looking version of the thing that's been in the Jaguar XF for 10 years.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Scratch Monkey posted:

Just what cars need: more overly complex mechanisms controlling critical parts of operation. Now the same crappy Chinese made servo motors and plastic gears that are in your shoddy home appliances are in your car!

THIS. I've said it many times. Regular rear end car with physical linkages but happens to have an electric motor = good!

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Thing is though poo poo like this gets attention which is why they do it. I bet someone saw Tesla's stupid loving yoke and went "lads, all press is good press" and this is what they came up with.

I imagine it has another way to change gear when this inevitably decides to poo poo itself and just remain in orb mode. (I mean at least I HOPE there is but when you can't open the doors of a Tesla or even move the loving thing if the battery dies on you in the middle of the highway, what hope is there really? :v: )

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Olympic Mathlete posted:

I imagine it has another way to change gear when this inevitably decides to poo poo itself and just remain in orb mode. (I mean at least I HOPE there is but when you can't open the doors of a Tesla or even move the loving thing if the battery dies on you in the middle of the highway, what hope is there really? :v: )
edit: they took away "justorb"? :(

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
:orb:

Zeether
Aug 26, 2011

That just gives me memories of the Chaika's pushbutton transmission and the one button getting stuck when James May tried to shift it into drive

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Just Telegraph Post

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

KozmoNaut posted:

Look To Your Orb For The Lane Change Warning.
:rock:

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!



Would be surprised if not Russia.


Olympic Mathlete posted:

Thing is though poo poo like this gets attention which is why they do it. I bet someone saw Tesla's stupid loving yoke and went "lads, all press is good press" and this is what they came up with.

I imagine it has another way to change gear when this inevitably decides to poo poo itself and just remain in orb mode. (I mean at least I HOPE there is but when you can't open the doors of a Tesla or even move the loving thing if the battery dies on you in the middle of the highway, what hope is there really? :v: )

It looks like it has the usual covered keyhole there to the upper right, presumably to release it to spin manually, but if the shifter is electronic to start with, I'm not sure what good it will do you.

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



KozmoNaut posted:

Look To Your Orb For The Lane Change Warning.
lol

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