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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Did you get poop in your dick?
Excellent snipe, hell yeah

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

titty_baby_ posted:

No sleep due to bladder infection. Gonna be fun at work driving around a urban area all day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmPwZT-9zY

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

remember when john stewart banished tucker from cnn by making fun of his bow tie and in turn made him the most powerful man in television

how could i ever forget.... where is jon now? hahah..... how the cards tumble

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



wake me up when september ends

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



2DCAT posted:

Arghhhhhhhhhhhpissssssssss

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Lpzie posted:

how could i ever forget.... where is jon now? hahah..... how the cards tumble

I think you’ll find he just got a new show and is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER say critics

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

he's the king maker though, i will give him that. tucker, coolbert, sam bee! the english guy that reports the news very late when everyone moved on..... etc.... superstar status really.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Status update on your balls, please

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

ArmZ posted:

he's good actually, it says so right in the name?

the wool has been pulled over our eyes!

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


a.lo posted:

Status update on your balls, please

they’re pretty good op

oh you meant someone else

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

Red Baron posted:

I think you’ll find he just got a new show and is BACK and BETTER THAN EVER say critics

fk it, if he asks, i'll write jokes for him.... no problem. jon gimme a call baby, let's make this happen

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


hey harton what was your last cia op

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!
fine balls checking in

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

a.lo posted:

Status update on your balls, please

very Ed

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

lmfao :kav: got roni

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

IMO Trunp being president during Covid probably lead to less ornat worst a wash in the amount of Covid deaths because he was so desperate to take credit for the vaccine

Imagine if president Hillary Clinton tried to tell chuds to wear a mask and get vaxxed?

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

cia but woke! hiring the best minds to disrupt nations with epic memes

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Zeriel posted:

The CSPAM: An empty jelly jar filled to the top with bottom shelf vodka served at room temperature

At the very least Plinkey will drink it

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Lpzie posted:

how could i ever forget.... where is jon now? hahah..... how the cards tumble

Jon Stewart left the most reliable paycheck in late night tv to go make a shittier version of TDS

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Foo Diddley posted:

but what if you have to go to a wedding. or a funeral. or a wedding funeral

I’m never wearing a suit again !!

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

The Nastier Nate posted:

IMO Trunp being president during Covid probably lead to less ornat worst a wash in the amount of Covid deaths because he was so desperate to take credit for the vaccine

Imagine if president Hillary Clinton tried to tell chuds to wear a mask and get vaxxed?

god that would have ruled

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

The Nastier Nate posted:

IMO Trunp being president during Covid probably lead to less ornat worst a wash in the amount of Covid deaths because he was so desperate to take credit for the vaccine

Imagine if president Hillary Clinton tried to tell chuds to wear a mask and get vaxxed?

Mmm, yes I am imagining a Hillary presidency. Thank you.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

The Nastier Nate posted:

Jon Stewart left the most reliable paycheck in late night tv to go make a shittier version of TDS

didn’t he decide his comedy wasn’t needed when Obama was in office? I forget how it ended

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

quote:

Police killings in America have been undercounted by more than half over the past four decades, according to a new study that raises pointed questions about racial bias among medical examiners and highlights the lack of reliable national record keeping on what has become a major public health and civil rights issue.

The study, conducted by researchers at the University of Washington and published on Thursday in The Lancet, a major British medical journal, amounts to one of the most comprehensive looks at the scope of police violence in America, and the disproportionate impact on Black people.

wHo COUld hAvE PrEEDicTed

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/09/30/us/police-killings-undercounted-study.html

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

*while talking about my rear end* I don't talk about my rear end. ever.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


It's 10 am, time to start thinking about lunch

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Stewart left because he’s a racist pos and was pushed out

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Red Baron posted:

god that would have ruled

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Sitting here shocked, stunned that no one has applied the womba.ai filter to the sister painting.

Good morning

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

hmm... drat... if killary was prez i think the chuds would all be dead by now..... maybe trump wasn't the best pick in eyemode:2020.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Balls r ok, ty for asking.

Think I have an antibiotic resistant uti thats making its way north to my kidneys. I'm seeing a doctor but soonest they could get me in is a month so might just hit urgent care today to see about getting a referral

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

My balls have transcended into orbs

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

euphronius posted:

Stewart left because he’s a racist pos and was pushed out

whoa i didnt know wyatt cenac posts here??

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

extremely cursed

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

pls no chickmunsk

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

bebop esq posted:

extremely cursed

i'm unironically offended at the shoes

now i understand dress code more than ever

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

titty_baby_ posted:

Balls r ok, ty for asking.

Think I have an antibiotic resistant uti thats making its way north to my kidneys. I'm seeing a doctor but soonest they could get me in is a month so might just hit urgent care today to see about getting a referral

get someone to suck it out. it works!

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

bebop esq posted:

extremely cursed

I just noticed the sneakers lmao

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

euphronius posted:

Stewart left because he’s a racist pos and was pushed out

also transphobe

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Foo Diddley
Oct 29, 2011

cat
my balls are awful. just fuckin' terrible

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