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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Harton posted:

*flings stapler at me*

“yeah baby”

youd probably like it if da klob forced you to eat a salad with her hairbrush

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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Harton posted:

man this turned my stomach

thats just your existential dread reminding you that this is all literally made up poo poo we're indoctrinated into

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
MTG is more used to flailing around like a ragdoll while doing pullups

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

CODChimera posted:

its not real! none of this is real!

except the piss tape, which is your anchor, your tether to reality

breathe in and out

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


Joe Biden loves DeJoy. They are best friends

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

fits my needs posted:

youd probably like it if da klob forced you to eat a salad with her hairbrush

thank you for reminding me for the first time in months that Amy Klobuchar exists

actually, no, I liked it better before

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

exercise is not a personality

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004


I’m not holding my breath on him pulling a RBG, but one can hope.

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys
MTG does impressions of these things


Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

exercise is not a personality

nor is sports

nor is anything you consume

personality is made up metrics to define your place in the consumer-capitalist hierarchy

i am very smart :o:

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

skaboomizzy posted:

thank you for reminding me for the first time in months that Amy Klobuchar exists

actually, no, I liked it better before

I saw an Amy! bumper sticker once IRL


Only once

Harton
Jun 13, 2001

Lastgirl posted:

thats just your existential dread reminding you that this is all literally made up poo poo we're indoctrinated into

:hmmyes:

:350:

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I don’t sit around. Ever.



she's no wine-drinking triathlete

Sherbert Hoover
Dec 12, 2019

Working hard, thank you!

WrasslorMonkey posted:

I don’t sit around. Ever.



maybe hotwife is the wrong word

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Sherbert Hoover posted:

maybe hotwife is the wrong word

no it looks like she melted a bit

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
when i get into congress my gimmick is gonna be that i'm really into the art of mimery

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

skaboomizzy posted:

thank you for reminding me for the first time in months that Amy Klobuchar exists

actually, no, I liked it better before

klobbed

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
mimeing? mimeology? i'll figure it out

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

the milk machine posted:

when i get into congress my gimmick is gonna be that i'm really into the art of mimery

wearing whiteface?? reverse racism!!

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



margarine taylor greene

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

the milk machine posted:

when i get into congress my gimmick is gonna be that i'm really into the art of mimery

Kristi Noem is a congressional mime

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

MadJackal posted:

I’m not holding my breath on him pulling a RBG, but one can hope.

that's pretty funny but i assume he's triple vaxxed by now

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

bebop esq posted:

wearing whiteface?? reverse racism!!

whiteface is the solution to stopping white genocide

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The Nastier Nate posted:

that's pretty funny but i assume he's triple vaxxed by now

And access to the good treatment with perfect timing

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

remember when john stewart banished tucker from cnn by making fun of his bow tie and in turn made him the most powerful man in television

Strike him down... he will only become more powerful than you can possibly imagine :wookie:

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Bearjew posted:

margarine taylor greene

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Filthy Hans posted:

Kristi Noem is a congressional mime



yeah i'll be like this, and i'll be mimeing sucking off hiuge loads from Raytheon and Trumpthrop Grumman

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



kav would probably get more medical resources than the potus but still it is nice 2 dream

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

liberals LIBERALS LIBERALS!

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

quote:

"No, no. It messes with your body chemistry, your brain," Trump said, offering his views on vegetarian diets. "And if I lose even one brain cell, we're f*cked.

lol

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Lpzie posted:

start cosplaying in the firefly universe if u want to survive

survive? eh

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



pls protect trnbpm's brain cells

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Lastgirl posted:

except the piss tape, which is your anchor, your tether to reality

breathe in and out

the piss tape is a portal into the void

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

WarMECH posted:

what the gently caress is that thread title

Someone posted it, I reported it and told the mods to "mull this one over" and they made it the title. idk

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

kaleedity posted:

kav would probably get more medical resources than the potus but still it is nice 2 dream

kav's already vaxxed so this is a breakthrough case and he'll probably only have minor symptoms




lol 4eva @ Ginsburg

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp
I try to use my full report allocation every day. but I thin k I don't have a limit because I have plat

Der Meister
May 12, 2001


how is this rear end in a top hat still in office the democrats are so fuckin bad

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

I try to use my full report allocation every day. but I thin k I don't have a limit because I have plat

wut

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

don't report people, thats sick

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Der Meister posted:

how is this rear end in a top hat still in office the democrats are so fuckin bad

Degrading the capability of the post office in favor of subsidizing private industries that benefit oligarchs is a long term bipartisan project

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