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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


kemikalkadet posted:

reminds me of this


Oh that is dastardly!

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Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
No fooling, my 4 year old daughter would actually probably love the pillow case.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
A pillowcase of picture of my kid sleeping on a dinosaur case.

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Bondematt posted:

I'm not getting my poo poo, am I?





The last thing I ordered, some foam/aluminum heat/sound insulation, took 2 months to show up. I got it last week, ordered in July. Tracking consisted of what you have, I.e. “it left the building” and “it’s on your porch”.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Aliexpress has 'Live video' now

e: what the hell is this

Killingyouguy! fucked around with this message at 04:39 on Oct 2, 2021

JointHorse
Feb 7, 2005

Lusus naturæ et exaltabitur cor eius.


Yams Fan

3 minutes of nothing followed by LOUDNESS is what it is

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





i was checking up on an order and one of my suggestions was this:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/100...209316370%22%7D

i read it and initially thought that it was some tool. i read "resin" and just assumed it was to like hold a block of resin or something. but it's literally an actual slingshot..

so i went and searched "resin slingshot" and uhh that's definitely a working, dangerous slingshot... drat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZP4KuaYaDk&t=22s

Strong Sauce fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Oct 2, 2021

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Oh look what I just got!



Better late than never I guess but of course this is also the day I leave for two weeks, which is coincidentally how long the post office keeps stuff before returning it as undelivered lol

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
Where the hell do you get counterfeit clothes anymore? Seems like aliexpress has removed most of it.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Local market, like the old days.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020
There is a subreddit dedicated to showing off counterfeit clothinges. I saw it before just look around. I know they talk about where they order them from.

yoloer420
May 19, 2006

Strong Sauce posted:

so i went and searched "resin slingshot" and uhh that's definitely a working, dangerous slingshot... drat.

Seems they block anything related to slingshots in Australia now. Makes sense given they're illegal here.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
gun dads < slingshot dads < nunchuck dads < knifedads

koshmar
Oct 22, 2009

i'm not here

this isn't happening

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

gun dads < slingshot dads < nunchuck dads < knifedads

All greater than bean dad…

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

gun dads < slingshot dads < nunchuck dads < knifedads

All better than no dad :(

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I have a cheese knife dad can he still come to the daddy ball and dance

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
Can anyone help me find some facemasks like in pic related?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BasicLich posted:

Can anyone help me find some facemasks like in pic related?



Stretch a black balloon over a fencing mask

BasicLich
Oct 22, 2020

A very smart little mouse!
thank you but I want a 3rd opinion

(the 2nd opinion is that I'm gay and retarded which may be accurate but is otherwise insensitive)

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BasicLich posted:

thank you but I want a 3rd opinion

(the 2nd opinion is that I'm gay and retarded which may be accurate but is otherwise insensitive)

Careful, some mods get MIGHTY pissy about using one of those words. Even at your own expense.

EDIT: LOL there it is. It's almost like a beacon second only to kiddieporn.

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Oct 3, 2021

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

BasicLich posted:

Can anyone help me find some facemasks like in pic related?



One of these industrial grinding/welding face shields and some one-way mylar security film, then securely tape it inside the hood of whatever MOPP suit (the Soviet OZK L-1 would probably be most accurate for a SEVA suit) you're using.
https://www.amazon.com/Uvex-Bionic-Polycarbonate-Anti-Fog-S8510/dp/B001VY3ACE/

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!

Humphreys posted:

Careful, some mods get MIGHTY pissy about using one of those words. Even at your own expense.

EDIT: LOL there it is. It's almost like a beacon second only to kiddieporn.

One brings the mods running to ban you, the other...?

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




brocked posted:

One brings the mods running to ban you, the other...?

They're both slurs in that context and using them is bigoted and lovely?

brocked
Oct 25, 2005

All shall love me and despair!
Kiddieporn is a slur?

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Dewgy posted:

My sister bought a “custom quilt” for my mom on Ali or Wish a while back, it showed up and it’s a blanket with a picture of a quilt printed on it. It’s got the date/time stamp from the photo and everything.

She got a refund but mom still uses it all the time because it’s a pretty decent blanket anyway.

A few years ago I got my wife a shower curtain covered in human skulls and skeletons - it also contains the helpful Amazon preview header "Shower Curtain | Human Skulls And Skeletons" printed on the top in case you're looking at it and forget what it is

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

DoombatINC posted:

A few years ago I got my wife a shower curtain covered in human skulls and skeletons - it also contains the helpful Amazon preview header "Shower Curtain | Human Skulls And Skeletons" printed on the top in case you're looking at it and forget what it is



I love it when Ali/Amazon sellers spend money to get a model to photo shoot for their $5 products.

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

DoombatINC posted:

A few years ago I got my wife a shower curtain covered in human skulls and skeletons - it also contains the helpful Amazon preview header "Shower Curtain | Human Skulls And Skeletons" printed on the top in case you're looking at it and forget what it is


The one skeleton kinda looks like he is sitting in the bath, and thats cool.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



stephenthinkpad posted:

I love it when Ali/Amazon sellers spend money to get a model to photo shoot for their $5 products.

They don’t, it’s all machine generated hence the poses never change.

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS

EL BROMANCE posted:

They don’t, it’s all machine generated hence the poses never change.

Are you sure about that? AliExpress sellers wouldn't just lie about something like that, would they?

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



ante posted:

Are you sure about that? AliExpress sellers wouldn't just lie about something like that, would they?

Someone’s gonna have a product with the fake model on it for sure.

stephenthinkpad
Jan 2, 2020

EL BROMANCE posted:

They don’t, it’s all machine generated hence the poses never change.
The lightning is pretty good. This is either a studio photoshoot or a high quality photoshop

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



DoombatINC posted:

A few years ago I got my wife a shower curtain covered in human skulls and skeletons - it also contains the helpful Amazon preview header "Shower Curtain | Human Skulls And Skeletons" printed on the top in case you're looking at it and forget what it is



I don't understand the usefulness of this with a free-standing claw foot tub.


edit; I guess it's for when you need a privacy curtain when taking a bath while someone takes a deuce.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Unperson_47 posted:

I don't understand the usefulness of this with a free-standing claw foot tub.


edit; I guess it's for when you need a privacy curtain when taking a bath while someone takes a deuce.

If you also shower in the tub you need a curtain

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



Snowy posted:

If you also shower in the tub you need a curtain

I know you can use it for tubs with surrounds. I was just goofing on the pic because there's nothing to prevent water from going every where there was not shower curtain wit a tub and shower curtain like that.

Unperson_47 fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Oct 4, 2021

eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

Unperson_47 posted:

I know you can use it for tubs with surrounds. I was just goofing on the pic because there's nothing to prevent water from going every where there was not shower curtain wit a tub and shower curtain like that.
Presumably you'd have the liner on the other side that is in the tub. None of this work would theoretically different than a surround tub.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

a regular bathtub is usually pressed up against a corner wall and sealed with silicone caulk around the edges so the water dripping down the walls end up in the tub

with a freestanding bath like that you'd need a giant ugly curtain to surround the whole thing if you actually want to keep water off the floor
but i'd argue only an idiot with awful taste would own one of these "vintage" bathtubs to begin with

Jokerpilled Drudge
Jan 27, 2010

by Pragmatica

r u ready to WALK posted:

but i'd argue only an idiot with awful taste would own one of these "vintage" bathtubs to begin with



or youre my landlord

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN


They must have some local drop shipping for these cushion covers (in Australia) because these showed up today at my parcel locker. The brown one is kind of red-brown murky colour that isn’t too appealing but the others are great. The fabric is a thick weave and looks like it would be coarse, like a canvas sack - but is actually soft and doesn’t have any particular smell to it. I have had Ali products with funky smell before; including fabric, wood and plastic.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Cool, a birthday coupon gift! I'll just tap that banner and see what I get!

...A blank page. Seems appropriate. Thanks, Aliexoress.

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eSporks
Jun 10, 2011

r u ready to WALK posted:

a regular bathtub is usually pressed up against a corner wall and sealed with silicone caulk around the edges so the water dripping down the walls end up in the tub

with a freestanding bath like that you'd need a giant ugly curtain to surround the whole thing if you actually want to keep water off the floor
but i'd argue only an idiot with awful taste would own one of these "vintage" bathtubs to begin with


Oh yeah, I see. I was being dumb.

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