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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

laserghost posted:

Name one single topping on this, I dare you

dr_rat posted:

A substance that was meant to be, but can not legally be identified as, cheese.
"Chee"

smooth jazz posted:





Pizza rice bowls have potential, but since it's done by Domino's just imagine that salty grease on a bed of rice.
That's clearly not USA Domino's so fuckin :getin:

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Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Delivery Halo Halo? loving right, finally I can get beans in my ice creams without having to put on pants and head down to the beanery and creamery.

resting bort face
Jun 2, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/anchorlines/status/1441575605980520448?s=20

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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
What would the standard "style" of pizza you get from Domino's, Pizza Hut etc. be classified as or be most close to? In terms of like NY, Detroit, Chicago, St. Louis etc. or is it just General American pizza?

Also Altoona seems like a lovely place to come up with that as a pizza

Barudak
May 7, 2007

American-style or "traditional"

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010


when you puke all over your newly stitched wallets

ephex
Nov 4, 2007





PHWOAR CRIMINAL

Doll House Ghost posted:

Did the needful, this blurry shittily cropped picture is SMOKED SALMON CHEESE CRUNCH:



There was also the less celebrated, but more in focus Halibut Cheese Crunch:


Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




New thread hero

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Captain Hygiene posted:


New thread hero

They've gone too far this time, this will not stand

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

Captain Hygiene posted:


New thread hero

Imagine being arrested while eating a meal... a succulent Italian meal.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

Even Rosé can't get decent pizza at the airport.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

smooth jazz posted:

Even Rosé can't get decent pizza at the airport.



who's rose? (Don't answer this, I don't give a loving poo poo)

Boner M
Sep 21, 2021

by Hand Knit

Lascivious Sloth posted:

(Don't answer this, I don't give a loving poo poo)


gently caress YOU ROSE!

Faffel
Dec 31, 2008

A bouncy little mouse!

Ten bucks on it being kpop weirdo poo poo.

smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

You win 10 dollars.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Don’t worry that pizza will be cropped out, abandoned and be forced to repay a hefty fee for years of crust training and sauce training when it comes to light that there is a rumour it is accused of possibly using oregano in high school.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


smooth jazz posted:

Even Rosé can't get decent pizza at the airport.



Let me pose uncomfortably while chugging water, gotta make sure to logo's facing toward the camera

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Theophite/status/1443689057872072706

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"
https://twitter.com/knotts/status/1443762103572119552

Is it a pizza? Is it a burger? It definitely seems like a heart attack waiting to happen at least.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Love getting a double handful of toppings all over my hands when I try to hold my burger.

Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
You're meant to cut it into slices like pizza and then drop it everywhere as it falls apart in your hands before scraping it off the plate into the trash

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i like to eat food that leaves me looking like that picture of the fat guy covered in mustard.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

Neddy Seagoon posted:

https://twitter.com/knotts/status/1443762103572119552

Is it a pizza? Is it a burger? It definitely seems like a heart attack waiting to happen at least.

…I’d jump on this grenade.

Nottherealaborn
Nov 12, 2012

MrYenko posted:

…I’d jump on this grenade.

:same:

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Wake me up when they’ve invented the Delitized Pizza Durger.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I got a slice from 7-11 and, despite it looking like it took multiple arks of the covenant from different angles full force, wasn't bad for like a dollar.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

MrYenko posted:

…I’d jump on this grenade.

Let's be honest, I probably would too.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

pro starcraft loser posted:

I got a slice from 7-11 and, despite it looking like it took multiple arks of the covenant from different angles full force, wasn't bad for like a dollar.

Highly dependent on product rotation, I've found. Lots of freezer burnt poo poo there.

Any time, day or night, go to the 7-11 with a big person working the counter. The 'za will be decent for the price. Ask when you get in, shop, then get your slice. At night/early morning especially, park at the pump, go in and order a slice, get your gas, go back in for food. They have to cook you something if you ask, and that works a lot better when you give them time. Got a local store where you know the people? Call and ask them to cook something up 15-20min. before you get there. Good poo poo to start a morning with.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

madeintaipei posted:

Highly dependent on product rotation, I've found. Lots of freezer burnt poo poo there.

Any time, day or night, go to the 7-11 with a big person working the counter. The 'za will be decent for the price. Ask when you get in, shop, then get your slice. At night/early morning especially, park at the pump, go in and order a slice, get your gas, go back in for food. They have to cook you something if you ask, and that works a lot better when you give them time. Got a local store where you know the people? Call and ask them to cook something up 15-20min. before you get there. Good poo poo to start a morning with.

For all that effort and time why not just get a good pizza

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Happy Spooktober pizza thread!


(Yes I know these aren’t necessarily awful, sue me.)





Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004








Fucked-Up Little Dog
Aug 26, 2008

Posting live from the nightmare future of Web 3.0




Scratchmo
If this has been cooked then it is spookily terrifying

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Lascivious Sloth posted:

For all that effort and time why not just get a good pizza

2am.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




This is a great art project at the expense of being a terrible pizza.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Captain Hygiene posted:

This is a great art project at the expense of being a terrible pizza.

Maybe a lot of what we've seen so far is art.

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

ultrafilter posted:

Maybe a lot of what we've seen so far is fart.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

isn't all take away in america open 24/7?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Lascivious Sloth posted:

isn't all take away in america open 24/7?

in most places no, the ones that are always open are notable for it, like Whataburger.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Lascivious Sloth posted:

isn't all take away in america open 24/7?
Pretty much the only places you can walk in for food at 2 AM are gas stations, convenience stores, and grocery stores. Plus your Waffle Houses/Denny's/IHOPs, but that's not really "take away" food.

Even 24/7 or near-24/7 fast food places are drive-through only by like 11 PM

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