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Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Huckabee seems to have a thing about forgiving rapists who pledge eternal loyalty to Jesus Christ. Who then go on to abuse again. He's down 0-2 now.

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Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Nelson Mandingo posted:

Huckabee seems to have a thing about forgiving rapists who pledge eternal loyalty to Jesus Christ. Who then go on to abuse again. He's down 0-2 now.

No matter what commandments or basic morality you violate as long as you say that you're super sorry you get your sin forgiven and still get to go to heaven. No atonement, no requirement that you don't do it again.

Christianity 2.x game rules are totally loving broken.

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:

Which iteration of this thread are we on now? 4th? 5th?

All those moments will be lost in time, like piss on a Russian hotel bed. Time to LOL.

think this is #6 from 1 in GBS, 2 in CSPAM, another 3 in GBS again? dunno, I only remember sailor

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Gay Rat Wedding posted:

think this is #6 from 1 in GBS, 2 in CSPAM, another 3 in GBS again? dunno, I only remember sailor

2nd thread only got moved from cspam to gbs i thought

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nIhBZqZBmQ

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!




"I wasn't mean about it, I just tore down all of their signage."

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
Would we not have leaks if Trump always poo poo his pants?

Frances Nurples
May 11, 2008

oh i'm sure there were leaks, buddy. it's just rude to mention them.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

Bogus Adventure posted:

Oh, and never forget the moment when the big fat bitch started to cry and got rushed out of an interview:

https://twitter.com/LibsInAmerica/status/1147270020826849283

this freaks me the gently caress out

OJ.SImpson
Jan 20, 2001


Look at that poo poo eating grin. God drat, every time i saw that face I knew he was dying inside.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Wear tighty whities ONLY that way if you have any bleeding “down there” you can identify it immediately and take the appropriate action.

e: sorry wrong thread

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

bird with big dick posted:

Wear tighty whities ONLY that way if you have any bleeding “down there” you can identify it immediately and take the appropriate action.

e: sorry wrong thread

Nah you're good

Tenkaris
Feb 10, 2006

I would really prefer if you would be quiet.
https://youtu.be/kWVFEVWJMz8

Anyone remember when we were posting this for some reason

That was this thread, right? I think it was :tinfoil:

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Aerith Gainthborough posted:

I thought I posted a lot in the thread but god drat do I have a lot of catching up to do to close the gap with you no life lol having virgins.

samesies

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009






writing a literal manifesto to defend some pedophile reality show guy

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

WILDTURKEY101 posted:

this freaks me the gently caress out

Trump wanted to nuke china to stay in power. This is a thing that happened and nobody cares.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

old beast lunatic posted:

Trump wanted to nuke china to stay in power. This is a thing that happened and nobody cares.

also hurricanes

burning swine
May 26, 2004




one of my favorite moments from the pmurt presidency

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

i struggle so much in trying to live a noble and virtuous life, constantly questioning myself, and loving dirtbags like this twist and pervert and poo poo on every notion of grace and goodness in the world and are so certain of their own that... just... i dont loving get it. I don't understand anything about guys like this.

Hobo Clown
Oct 16, 2012

Here it is, Baby.
Your killer track.





Lol imagine living in the timeline where this fat gently caress became president

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





Wilkins Micawber posted:

LIONS NOT SHEEP

i hope one day.. they realize how dumb it would be if a group of people wore one of their shirts together. yelling excitedly, and in unison "yeah we're not sheep!"

reminds me of this daily show segment where they all claim to not be sheeple

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVx8gCAF3D8&t=448s

Dr. Faustus
Feb 18, 2001

Grimey Drawer
trumplol is dead

long live trumplol

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Tenkaris posted:

https://youtu.be/kWVFEVWJMz8

Anyone remember when we were posting this for some reason

That was this thread, right? I think it was :tinfoil:

It was this thread! I believe this was used as an alternative to Entrance of the Gladiators, to emphasize the clownishness of the Trump administration.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1444123466228174848

lmao

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
trump told a whole bunch of boy scouts about his friend's sex yacht then told reporters that they called him later to tell him it was the best speech they ever had and the boy scouts denied calling him.

trump got jealous of fauci and held a press conference to announce he was also throwing out a first pitch. both the yankees and his own staff were completely surprised
he then tweeted out that he was canceling his appearance because "meetings and other stuff". both the yankees and his own staff were completely surprised.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
gonna go out on a limb here and say "gently caress yachts."

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

old beast lunatic posted:

gonna go out on a limb here and say "gently caress yachts."

I wouldn't recommend it. I was picking splinters out of my dingus for weeks afterward...

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!


$220,000 is what he paid. He insured it for $700,000

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
Angry brainwashed douche who tried to burn down DNC office in Texas this week, was arrested.

Blames Democrats for everything wrong with the country.

https://www.kvue.com/article/news/local/austin-fire-travis-county-democratic-party/269-dba25a6f-5977-4b0d-9f78-05ad168c7d36

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Dickbutt Ouroboros posted:

Which iteration of this thread are we on now? 4th? 5th?

All those moments will be lost in time, like piss on a Russian hotel bed. Time to LOL.

this is the fourth GBS crew thread

1: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3807005

2: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3880290

3: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3940821&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1

An insane mind
Aug 11, 2018


One of them is holding the sign upside down. Just :discourse:

OgNar
Oct 26, 2002

They tapdance not, neither do they fart
https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1443933818445045762

Guessing any new country started by Trumpers will reinstate slavery (non white only).

OgNar fucked around with this message at 08:34 on Oct 2, 2021

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Wilkins Micawber posted:

I've found my new Fall wardrobe







I'm gonna be crackhead-and-now fascist Dee Reynolds



These are my wardrobe





Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

Remember when Trump got elected, Democrats briefly adopted the line, "He will not divide us?"

lol

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

OgNar posted:

https://twitter.com/Mediaite/status/1443933818445045762

Guessing any new country started by Trumpers will reinstate slavery (non white only).

Lmao, good luck.

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

Time_pants posted:

Remember when Trump got elected, Democrats briefly adopted the line, "He will not divide us?"

lol

What Democrat was that? Everyone I knew was scared shitless and thought it was the worst thing to happen to this country in their life time.

And they were right.

edit: I saw a “SECEDE” bumper sticker and Chud Texas pickup truck.

1). Lol at Texas trying to form its own country after its winter freeze and COVID response.

2). The minute they do, they’ll be at each other’s throats. Texas will splinter into 4 or 5 squabbling factions.

3). There’s tons of Federal infrastructure that the US govt. isn’t going to just let go.

Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Oct 2, 2021

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

Ah, so Mike Huckabee rapes children too

NoWake
Dec 28, 2008

College Slice

Automatic Slim posted:

3). There’s tons of Federal infrastructure that the US govt. isn’t going to just let go.

yeah you see all those yellow roads?? those are ours, you can't have those. [multiple 5-stack interchanges are pulled down] alright have fun!

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

NoWake posted:

yeah you see all those yellow roads?? those are ours, you can't have those. [multiple 5-stack interchanges are pulled down] alright have fun!



The roads are no big deal. It’s the Air Force and Army bases, and NASA control center.

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Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
If the US actually were to splinter, whether the federal government "wanted to let go" wouldn't matter.

But a more likely scenario would be the US joining the many countries that went from having a Democratic system to one-party rule and everyone just dealing with politics getting increasingly autocratic.

Fame Douglas fucked around with this message at 09:39 on Oct 2, 2021

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