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wtf did nobody tell the editor you're suppose to make the background a hellscape
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# ? Oct 1, 2021 21:40 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 12:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJlPr2KHSFo
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# ? Oct 1, 2021 23:36 |
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Shear Modulus posted:military planners wanted to be able to launch ICBMs off of trains for the same reason they wanted to be able to launch them from submarines: so they could have a launch platform that moved and that the enemy wouldn't be able to have a constant target on like they can with a bunker yup. the main point of a solid fuel rocket is that it's already fueled and ready to go when a launch decision is made, whereas liquid fueled rockets aren't actually fueled until just before launch so the process takes longer
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 00:49 |
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dead gay comedy forums posted:the first thing I thought about Havana Syndrome is how it must have been one hell of a yarn from a spy who hosed up but was a dulles level bumbling arrogant thinks-knows-it-all reporting get ready for some loving lols quote:Noises linked to mysterious injuries among US diplomats in Cuba were most likely caused by crickets — not microwave weapons — according to a declassified scientific review commissioned by the US State Department and obtained by BuzzFeed News. https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/danvergano/havana-syndrome-jason-crickets
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 04:59 |
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*crickets*
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 05:01 |
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I wonder how many American teapots are in the vicinity of Pluto by now
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 05:14 |
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https://twitter.com/javihagen/status/1442669236099239940quote:In a few days I will leave journalism, at least temporarily, after more than 30 years of profession. The embarrassing information war against #China has taken a good dose of my illusion for this job, which until now had survived not a few conflicts and other niceties.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 06:55 |
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he’s right
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 07:00 |
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dead gay comedy forums posted:get ready for some loving lols lmao
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 07:56 |
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China
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 09:44 |
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Havana club syndrome at dusk, listening to the crickets
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 10:12 |
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it owns that there's an instance of mass hysteria at the state dept, and even the FBI when asked to look at it said it was mass hysteria, but if you go on the ArsTechnica boards or Reddit, everyone is absolutely eating up that spooks are getting secret communist mind-rays from Enemies. There's absolutely no ability to even posit for a moment that State Dept people are having headaches and diarrhea for any other reason than the microwave gun.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 10:17 |
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https://twitter.com/lunch_enjoyer/status/1430358066210525185?s=20
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 10:45 |
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I thought the intercept or somebody reported on that crickets thing years ago
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 11:55 |
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yeah it was always the initial explanation
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 11:59 |
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that honestly makes less sense than microwave beams im surrounded by crickets every night how is that supposed to make anyone feel the symptoms they claim to have
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:07 |
Maybe it was microwave mind beams after, just what we didn't realize is that they were used on the crickets to make them extra powerful chirpers.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:18 |
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Goast posted:that honestly makes less sense than microwave beams One of the symptoms of Havana Syndrome is not knowing you have Havana Syndrome.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:20 |
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Goast posted:that honestly makes less sense than microwave beams big city people hearing actual nature for the first time and falling into a coma
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:40 |
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Goast posted:that honestly makes less sense than microwave beams incredibly loud cicadas making noise to people who're not used to it so they get a headache and sleep like poo poo. everything else just got added on because they're probably all hungover from drinking through it
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:43 |
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brugroffil posted:I thought the intercept or somebody reported on that crickets thing years ago yeah there was more than one study and everyone said "this recording of this weapon you claim, this is just loving crickets". and yet, they persist here's one from almost 3 years ago lol https://phys.org/news/2019-01-cuban-crickets-weapon-heard-ill.html
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:43 |
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THS2 posted:it owns that there's an instance of mass hysteria at the state dept, and even the FBI when asked to look at it said it was mass hysteria, but if you go on the ArsTechnica boards or Reddit, everyone is absolutely eating up that spooks are getting secret communist mind-rays from Enemies. There's absolutely no ability to even posit for a moment that State Dept people are having headaches and diarrhea for any other reason than the microwave gun. "We techbros don't hate the Chinese, only the CCP"
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 12:47 |
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https://twitter.com/isgoodrum/status/1444096713099137024?s=21
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 13:04 |
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https://mobile.twitter.com/koryodynasty/status/1443744218329993219
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 13:16 |
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THS2 posted:it owns that there's an instance of mass hysteria at the state dept, and even the FBI when asked to look at it said it was mass hysteria, but if you go on the ArsTechnica boards or Reddit, everyone is absolutely eating up that spooks are getting secret communist mind-rays from Enemies. There's absolutely no ability to even posit for a moment that State Dept people are having headaches and diarrhea for any other reason than the microwave gun. i think its a public service to encourage the CIA to have weird delusions
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 13:26 |
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Some Guy TT posted:Captain Obvious poo poo What do you mean by customers don't want to be ripped off by tourist traps and sellers by exorbitant rents from landlords? How is this bad communism allowed to happen
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 13:34 |
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Philippine President Duterte announces ‘retirement from politics’ Huh. Didn't see that coming.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 14:53 |
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OhFunny posted:Philippine President Duterte announces ‘retirement from politics’ paging Gradenko, Gradenko report asap
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:02 |
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Palladium posted:"We techbros don't hate the Chinese, only the CCP" genocide bad also, we should murder the ccp which has 100 million members
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:16 |
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:17 |
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Biden’s top trade advisor will say China isn’t complying with phase 1 deal reached under Trump, according to sourcesquote:U.S. Trade Representative Katherine Tai will announce Monday that China is not complying with the so-called phase one trade deal reached under former President Donald Trump’s administration, sources familiar with the matter told CNBC’s Kayla Tausche. quote:It is unclear how the USTR will respond. Sources told CNBC that the USTR is evaluating potential actions against China for its non-compliance, including possible additional tariffs lol tumrp
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:23 |
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dead gay comedy forums posted:paging Gradenko, Gradenko report asap okay, I may have mentioned this before, but Duterte was threatening (my word) for months and months that he was going to run for Vice President, and then his daughter, Sara Duterte, would run for President, and that would do a full-court press on the Executive branch Sara has repeatedly claimed that she does NOT want to run for President, and indeed today filed a candidacy for a third term as Mayor of Davao City also, Bong Go, Duterte's right-hand man, who was also rumored to be running for President (with Rodrigo Duterte as VP, since Sara denied wanting to run for President) did file a candidacy today, for Vice President, but without an identified running mate so to reiterate, a bunch of poo poo is up in the air: * Rodrigo Duterte says he's retiring, when people expected him to run for VP * Sara Duterte has filed a candidacy to run for Mayor of Davao city, when people expected her to run for President * Bong Go has filed a candidacy to run for Vice President, when people expected him to run for President, but also he doesn't have a running mate, when it would presumably be Sara Duterte what throws a spanner into all of this is the loophole in our candidacy-filing process: parties can file for a SUBSTITUTION of their candidate up to a month after the official deadline of filing for candidacies https://www.rappler.com/nation/elections/explainer-rodrigo-duterte-president-substitution during the 2016 campaign, this is exactly what happened: Martin Diño (a low-level politico) filed as the presidential candidate for the PDP-Laban party (Duterte's party), and Rodrigo Duterte himself filed as a candidate to run for Mayor of Davao City. The official deadline of Oct 16, 2015 came and went... and the Duterte campaign used the intervening month to build hype for Duterte's campaign, with pundits pointing out that the substitution loophole existed, and then wondering if Duterte was going to take it the substitution deadline was Dec 10, 2015, and on that very day, Duterte rode a private jet from Davao to Manila, and filed to replace Martin Diño as PDP-Laban's candidate, in the final office hours before the government offices closed. It was part of the whole "the people demanded that Duterte be their president" mystique of his early campaign this is why I wouldn't trust ANYTHING coming out from the official candidacy filings until, like, Christmas 2021. No Duterte for President, no Duterte for VP, Bong Go on his lonesome makes zero sense. I could kind of believe Rodrigo Duterte finally retiring, but only if Sara Duterte were to run for the top spot. ___ by the by, we're also still waiting on whether Bongbong Marcos is going to run for office, and whether Leni Robredo is going to run for office. The official period for filing of candidacies runs until October 8, 2021 (and then the aforementioned substitution loophole carries on for another month after that), so there's still more maneuvering and drama to come. I might expand on this further once the dust settles
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:33 |
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THS2 posted:China Welcome back dude, I missed you.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:56 |
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People only seem to be afflicted with Havana syndrome in countries that the US considers enemies, really makes you wonder.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 15:57 |
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THS2 posted:China Ayy wb
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 16:12 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:okay, I may have mentioned this before, but Duterte was threatening (my word) for months and months that he was going to run for Vice President, and then his daughter, Sara Duterte, would run for President, and that would do a full-court press on the Executive branch Ok, booking that private jet right now lol. Also, can Duterte pinch hit for BONGO's VP spot? Do you guys understand baseball lingo over there?
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 16:12 |
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stephenthinkpad posted:Ok, booking that private jet right now lol. I understand baseball lingo, but probably not everyone would lol Duterte MIGHT be able to sub-in for Go, but when they did it in 2015 part of the "trick" was that Martin Dino was about to be disqualified for being a "nuisance candidate" on the basis that he couldn't possibly run a campaign since he was a nobody with no resources and no campaign machinery That wouldn't apply here since Go is a sitting Senator
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 16:56 |
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maybe the crickets are controlling the microwave beams, hasn't anyone seen Phase IV? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bcs3_b3VXSU&t=97s
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 18:11 |
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Fleetwood posted:maybe the crickets are controlling the microwave beams, hasn't anyone seen Phase IV? This reminded me of a MKULTRA documentary that said the whole thing was started to counter/emulate a working Soviet mind control program that actually never existed.
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 18:28 |
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Palladium posted:This reminded me of a MKULTRA documentary that said the whole thing was started to counter/emulate a working Soviet mind control program that actually never existed. Yeah basically the US used chemical and biological warfare in Korea, then POWs testified to it, the US denied it and accused the Soviets of having brainwashed these troops into bearing false witness, and then convinced themselves that if the Soviets could brainwash people into lying about US activities in Korea, that they should be able to do that too, and MKULTRA was part of those programs to replicate this alleged Soviet brainwashing Of course, the POWs were NOT lying because the US actually was doing what they said they were doing
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# ? Oct 2, 2021 18:45 |