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susan b buffering
Nov 14, 2016


dudes rock

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

I know it’s a few months away, but what are you guys planning for Steak & Blowjob Day?

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

reptilian_brain posted:

I took the test for real and I'm fine with the gays but I'm just extremely angry all the time. 69.69% more than normal (nice)




😳 nice

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

animist posted:



to get the maximum score i had to put myself in the mindset of a disney villain. yes, I love opulence, bribery, lying, anger, and also I think being gay is evil and women should not be girlboss.

no one has trait anger like gaston

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
this questionnaire is wild

who knew that using counterfeit money was the next step on the road to toxic masculinity

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Quotey posted:

why you in a unisex bathroom? what's wrong with the loving mens?

given I'm wearing my work coat and wearing a steel nose ring, I'll take being misgendered here and just tell you to buy me a beer you fuckin' queer

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
reminding woman of the pay gap by rubbing together three dimes

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

skipmyseashells posted:

reminding woman of the pay gap by rubbing together three dimes

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

cool new Democrat fundraising idea: Kyrsten Sinema pinup calendar

Terminal autist
May 17, 2018

by vyelkin
Pound for pound the modern united states military is probably the most bitch made force in history

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Dreylad posted:

this questionnaire is wild

who knew that using counterfeit money was the next step on the road to toxic masculinity

one could say only a toxic male could have 100% certainty he would get away with that or steal a million dollars!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Terminal autist posted:

Pound for pound the modern united states military is probably the most bitch made force in history

ah, ah, but Saudi Arabia and its air force,

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

no meds = f4

The Voice of Labor posted:

running over women is like beating a bunch of them at once

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

Kyrsten Skinema

Pentecoastal Elites
Feb 27, 2007

I love too gaslight women,, for fun

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!
https://youtu.be/E7GPuudYY5k

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017


https://twitter.com/roun_sa_ville/status/1444464818044477440

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I love too gaslight women,, for fun

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Pentecoastal Elites posted:

I love too gaslight women,, for fun

You just gotta tell them gaslighting isn't real and it's something they made up because they're crazy ( what with the hormones and the full moon)

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oo0d1zTAFKA

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

https://twitter.com/JucikaDaily/status/1444678650125762560

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Feeling like I'm entitled to respect today... I'm angry, manipulative and definitely not cool with the gays. Doing housework as a man is gay.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Hell I didn't even touch my rear end after taking a poo poo until these came along

Palladium
May 8, 2012

Very Good
✔️✔️✔️✔️
Assembled in USA = actual components made in China

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Excelzior posted:

Hell I didn't even touch my rear end after taking a poo poo until these came along



lol my fiancee bought me some of those

they're just baby wipes with like cologne instead of like baby power scent

I don't use them becuase I'm scared they're wreck the plumbing in my house

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Excelzior posted:

Hell I didn't even touch my rear end after taking a poo poo until these came along



hypoallergenic? vitamins? aloe? this some kind of lassie's wipe?

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Excelzior posted:

Hell I didn't even touch my rear end after taking a poo poo until these came along



Hell yeah brother

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

Lib and let die posted:

Kyrsten Skinema

Awoooga
I'm popping out my eyes like a cartoon wolf and banging on a table

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


Excelzior posted:

Hell I didn't even touch my rear end after taking a poo poo until these came along



assembled by real American man babies

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Buck Wildman posted:

assembled by real American man babies

they're made in a factory that belches smoke and has to contract to remove its hazardous waste

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor


I'm removing my own hazardous waste thanks to DUDE WIPES

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Quotey posted:

hypoallergenic? vitamins? aloe? this some kind of lassie's wipe?

need at least 40 grit or you're just polishing a turd

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

just lol if you don't use the same toenail belt-sander to wipe your rear end

skipmyseashells
Nov 14, 2020
Probation
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I know that dudes rock but we’re not tearing down woman enough in the thread

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

bitch

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
part of tearing women down is dudes loving themselves. they hate it

Buck Wildman
Mar 30, 2010

I am Metango, Galactic Governor



https://twitter.com/dril/status/1083099660586106880?t=hhARaRMMsr2C-f41xjq2fw&s=19

Lib and let die
Aug 26, 2004

heh, women, right?

MLSM
Apr 3, 2021

by Azathoth

I miss him

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spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Lib and let die posted:

just lol if you don't use the same toenail belt-sander to wipe your rear end

I use a paint scraper like a real man

a taint scraper if you will

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