CODChimera posted:

Day crew still in bed? Lazy fucks

Alec Eiffel posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TXTCLjl.mp4

Filthy Hans posted:

time to shave again, Alec

Alec Eiffel posted:

that will be like the 5th or 6th time this year, wtf, that’s crazy

PyPy posted:

I guess we won’t be going there for a walk today!

PyPy posted:

someone was shot at the pool today where I walk my dog

https://mobile.twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1444694950814392321

angerbeet posted:

Statistically it seems safer than ever

Alec Eiffel posted:

If you walk by when the police take statements, you can get them to shoot your Facebook dog for free

emfive posted:

do you ever go to Zoli's? That's my kids' favorite pizza place by far and they don't fully understand that driving there all the way from UTD is sort-of inconvenient.

PyPy posted:

I do and it’s good. also a big fan of cane rosso

Alec Eiffel posted:

A bunch of Texas boys talking San Antonio-style ‘za

PyPy posted:

someone was shot at the pool today where I walk my dog

https://mobile.twitter.com/DallasTexasTV/status/1444694950814392321

emfive posted:

it is not that, but you're right we should stop. It'd be awful if people talked a lot about food they get from Sheetz or Wa Wa or Zombie Jack's all the time.

emfive posted:

it is not that, but you're right we should stop. It'd be awful if people talked a lot about food they get from Sheetz or Wa Wa or Zombie Jack's all the time.

e: also I don't think there even is San Antonio-style pizza; nothing really escapes from the reality distortion field of San Antonio.

CODChimera posted:

Everything should be communicated in tweets

PyPy posted:

FOOTBAWWWWWWWWWWW

quote:

A massive trove of private financial records shared with The Washington Post exposes vast reaches of the secretive offshore system used to hide billions of dollars from tax authorities, creditors, criminal investigators and — in 14 cases involving current country leaders — citizens around the world.
The revelations include more than $100 million spent by King Abdullah II of Jordan on luxury homes in Malibu, Calif., and other locations; millions of dollars in property and cash secretly owned by the leaders of the Czech Republic, Kenya, Ecuador and other countries; and a waterfront home in Monaco acquired by a Russian woman who gained considerable wealth after she reportedly had a child with Russian President Vladimir Putin.
Other disclosures hit closer to home for U.S. officials and other Western leaders who frequently condemn smaller countries whose permissive banking systems have been exploited for decades by looters of assets and launderers of dirty money.

The files provide substantial new evidence, for example, that South Dakota now rivals notoriously opaque jurisdictions in Europe and the Caribbean in financial secrecy. Tens of millions of dollars from outside the United States are now sheltered by trust companies in Sioux Falls, some of it tied to people and companies accused of human rights abuses and other wrongdoing.
The details are contained in more than 11.9 million financial records that were obtained by the International Consortium of Investigative Journalists (ICIJ) and examined by The Post and other partner news organizations. The files include private emails, secret spreadsheets, clandestine contracts and other records that unlock otherwise impenetrable financial schemes and identify the individuals behind them.

A trove of secret files details the financial universe where global elite shield riches from taxes, probes and accountability. (Sarah Hashemi, Luis Velarde/The Washington Post)
The trove, dubbed the Pandora Papers, exceeds the dimensions of the leak that was at the center of the Panama Papers investigation five years ago. That data was drawn from a single law firm, but the new material encompasses records from 14 separate financial-services entities operating in countries and territories including Switzerland, Singapore, Cyprus, Belize and the British Virgin Islands.
The files detail more than 29,000 offshore accounts, more than double the number identified in the Panama Papers. Among the account owners are more than 130 people listed as billionaires by Forbes magazine and more than 330 public officials in more than 90 countries and territories, twice the number found in the Panama documents.
Key questions to better understand the offshore system

What is the offshore system?
The offshore financial system offers privacy, which provides an opportunity to hide assets from authorities, creditors and other claimants, as well as from public scrutiny.
Why is it called “offshore” finance?
This system is known as offshore finance because the countries that popularized this method of sheltering wealth were often in island or coastal locations, but today “offshore” signifies anywhere that is not a customer’s country of residence.
Is this legal?
Offshore providers are typically established according to the laws of the country where they are located. But some clients have used offshore services in ways that are not legal.

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As a result, the Pandora Papers allow for the most comprehensive accounting to date of a parallel financial universe whose corrosive effects can span generations — draining significant sums from government treasuries, worsening wealth disparities, and shielding the riches of those who cheat and steal while impeding authorities and victims in their efforts to find or recover hidden assets.
“The offshore financial system is a problem that should concern every law-abiding person around the world,” said Sherine Ebadi, a former FBI officer who served as lead agent on dozens of financial-crimes cases.
Ebadi pointed to the role that offshore accounts and asset-shielding trusts play in drug trafficking, ransomware attacks, arms trading and other crimes. "These systems don't just allow tax cheats to avoid paying their fair share. They undermine the fabric of a good society,” said Ebadi, now an associate managing director at Kroll, a corporate investigations and consulting firm….

ArmZ posted:

by dial up bbs software

Alec Eiffel posted:

I was just making a comment, not a criticism. It’s Sunday morning. Talk pizza, talk Texas, talk dolls.

Alec Eiffel posted:

What kind of sick poo poo do I search to get these Facebook ads

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Frances Nurples posted:

nice paninis

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

euphronius posted:

literally would marry

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Glumwheels posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1444660355674877957

https://mobile.twitter.com/atrupar/status/1444660954894045184

Casual Nazi poo poo in a Sunday morning

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Flattered but spoken for.